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Are you a magician? Because you just stopped my heart and time altogether.

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Babe, you make me feel magical tonight. And I want to return that magic inside you.

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You make my card rise.

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Are you a magician. Because you made my v card disappear.

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So... wanna pick my pocket?

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I'm a magician. I can make your clothes disappear with just a kiss.

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You must be a magician, because when I submitted your app, the underwriting problems disappeared.

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I ain't no magician. But I'll still take you apart in bed

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Want to see a magic trick?

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Your beauty is magical.

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Girl, you make tonight magical.

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Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

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For my next trick, I will make you fall in love with me.

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Grab my deck and you will surely pick up ace in my pants.

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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Babe, I never believed in magic until I met you tonight.

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I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

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Are you ready for a bit of magic.

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Babe, I am a magician, and I got the best finger work to play both on stage and in bed.

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I'm gonna Buck you. Andthensome.

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You’re my magic. And you are my first act. Let's do it.

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Babe, I want to get some of that split spades.

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Girl do you want to be a magician's assistant? Because I want to penetrate you with my big sword.

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How did you do it girl? You appeared and took my breath away.

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Girl are you a magician? Because ABBRA KA DAMN!

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Did you hear about my perverted magician trick? I pulled my d out of a gina.

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I can make my fingers disappear. Inside you.

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Do you feel the magic between us? If not maybe I need to wave my wand again.

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My favorite trick is to make bras disappear, girl I need to show you how I do it.

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Out of all my tricks, loving you is my only classic act.

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Would you mind if i thirst my dark magician’s staff deep down inside your dark hole? (Yugioh)

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I'd palm that ass of yours.

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Would you mind if i thirst my dark magician’s staff deep down inside your dark hole?

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Girl, I got the perfect magic trick, instead of reaching for bunny, how about I reach for pussy?

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Girl, I want to take you on my magical ride tonight.

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Is your dad a magician? He just made my future a reality.

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Hold on to these balls for me.

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Watch my pen penetrate your dollar bill.

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Babe, are you a magician? Because you just turned my entire deck into hearts.

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When we kiss, I will start believing in magic.

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Babe, I am ready to push all my magical seeds into you.

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Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

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Girl you want to learn magic? I can give you my magical tips.

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Babe, I am a magician, because I can steal your heart without you realizing it.

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I don't make love, I make magic.

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My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

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Touch my wand.

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Want to see my very long ANACONDA with your own EYE?

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Kiss my ace.

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Wanna get slapped by my deck?

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You wanna memorize my deck?

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Check out my deck, because you won't see normal down there.

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Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does

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Do you want to become my magician assistant? I will make you disappear and reappear on my bed.

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Want a close-up performance of my magic wand?

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Is your daddy a magician? Because abracaDAYUM!

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Want to help break in my deck?

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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