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How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

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I'm a babbo in love with you.

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You look a lot like my next comare!

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I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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What up? You looking like a Yangster... ya dig in me.

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Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like stealing your husband's identity.

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Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

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Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.

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Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

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When a goon makes you die, because you told him goodbye, that's amore!

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Could you help me find my crowbar?

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Here's a burner phone with my number in it. Call me sometime.

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I will make you an offer you can't refuse

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They say make a song about cars & drugs but even gangsta mawfcka's fall in love.

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This guy Mando. He is a good man.

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My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.

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My love for you is more than family.

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You must be the , because I want to violate you.

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Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

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Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

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Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

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The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

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Waddup, c'mon over hea and ride with me 920 style baby...

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I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

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Are you on FBI's most wanted? Because you're at the top of my list.

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Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

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Sup girl, need a ride?

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What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.

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I will be watching you.

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I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

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It's not personal, it's just business.

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If being sexy was a crime, you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

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Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

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Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

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You can be my Capo di tutti capi (Boss of bosses) anytime.

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Is that a revolver in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to tattoo your name on my arm.

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You tell Tony. He is a dead man.

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Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

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I investigated you last night. You turned up sexy.

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The mob wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

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Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

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Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

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I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

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Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

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I've waited so long for you to be mine! Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

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Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

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The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!

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Will you married me and be part of the family? It will be a pity to see you on the next contract.

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Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

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Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?

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Are you tired? Because you've been following me all day.

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