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Back at my room. The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.

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My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?

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It's spin time, baby!

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Nice dice!

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I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?

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Can you please stop staring at my chip stack

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What are your casino go-tos?

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Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room

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No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.

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What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other

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Nice rockets!

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You can play with my chips anytime.

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Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!

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Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.

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Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

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I'd like to name a slot machine after you.

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Shall I make a deposit?

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I had a flush until you stole my heart

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Would you like to spin now, or spin later?

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You know what they say about men with 21?

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Would you please pull this handle for me?

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If I bet, will you call me?

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You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn

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Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered

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Can I tap your stack for good luck?

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Thank you for helping me make my hand…all I needed was a queen

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Can I splash my chips all over you?

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Can I spin your roulette wheel?

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