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Want to come over for a job and sex?

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Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

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Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

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Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

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Looking for a job? I could help with that.

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You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.

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Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

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Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

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What position are you looking for? Front or back?

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Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

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Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

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Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

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Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

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Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

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Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart.

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Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

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Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my ass off in you.

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I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

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Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

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Babe, you should come work your ass for me.

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Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

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Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

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Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

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Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

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Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

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Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

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