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Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know...

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Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.

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I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

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Wanna see what length I can win by?

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When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

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Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride.

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Why don't you get rid of that side saddle and come be my mane squeeze?

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You've got the superfecta key to my heart.

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No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

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To say that I am charitable in the stable, would be ponying around.

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Your beauty makes me giddy up!

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Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.

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Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your beautiful face.

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I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

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Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty.

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Hey Chocolate Silver Dapple Pinto, did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

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Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long

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I can not decide which horse to place my bet, can you help me?

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Want some of this Derby pie?

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Wanna see my Jockeys?

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If you are a horse, you will always be my first pick.

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If you are ready for more than the usual 8 second ride and a buck off, let me know.

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Baby, with or without that fascinator I still find you fascinating.

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I have a private luxury box. Wanna come back with me and I will show you some real actions.

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I'd bet my last two dollars on you.

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What is your name? Because I want to pick you.

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Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.

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You must be an exotic wager, because you are hard to win.

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As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.

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You don't have to ask to taste my Seabiscuit.

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The flower on your hat is gorgeous.

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I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

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I would love to snuggle with you on the bleachers.

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You must be The Golden Akhal Teke, because your beautiful hair is shiny and golden.

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I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

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My hooves are in serious need of knocking!

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Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

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I'd like to name a horse after you.

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You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…

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You can ride me so hard they will have to take me out back and shoot me.

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Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

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I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

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I’ll win if you show at my place.

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Those eyes. That smile. That body. You're a Triple Crown winner.

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I'll win if you show at my place.

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How'd you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.

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Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

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Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me.

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Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?

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Would you like to spend an afternoon in the racetrack with me?

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Is it just my shoes or am I getting lucky tonight?

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I know it's a race, but let's take our time to the finish.

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These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

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Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the racetrack. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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I will meet you at the finish line.

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I’d bet my last two dollars on you.

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It's your lucky night. My semen is worth millions.

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Let's drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

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Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!

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Don’t make me go in circles for you.

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Neigh!

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I won’t shoot you when you’re old.

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I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.

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