hockey pickup lines

C'mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.

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I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.

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Life is better when we stick together.

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So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?

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You wanna be my equipment manager?

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You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.

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If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

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Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.

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If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

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I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

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Wanna see my "hat-trick?"

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Would you like a PUCK?

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Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

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Me take you eat

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Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.

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Can I slip one past your goalie?

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I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

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I bet I can score on your 5-hole

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If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

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Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?

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Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

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The ref better give me 2 for hooking cuz baby I'm hooked on you.

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Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

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I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

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Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?

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I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.

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I've got a curved stick.

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How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

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Nice Skates... wanna puck?

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Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.

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I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.

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I give roughing a whole new definition.

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What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

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My other stick curves to the right

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Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

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Can I slip one past your tendy?

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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!

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My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

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Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?

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Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?

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Wanna hipcheck?

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We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

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Gretzky isn't the only great one.

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Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

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You know, less teeth means more tongue.

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Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?

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Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!

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You sweep me off my feet!

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You must be the oppositions net, because i can't wait to be inside you.

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I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!

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The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

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I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.

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Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.

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You ice girls get the job done, while cheerleaders just dance around. You're productivity drives me wild.Cheerleader; Hockey

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Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?

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I only drool when I'm standing upright.

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