harry-potter pickup lines

You can have the portkey to my heart.

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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

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I'd let you handle my wand any day!

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We may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming!

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I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

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You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.

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Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!

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You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!

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If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?

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You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

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Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor.

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Wanna explore my chamber of secrets?

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I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

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Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!

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I don't need aguamenti to make you wet!

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Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

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Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?

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Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

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Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time.

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Let's have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!

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If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

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(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!

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Would you like to whomp my willow?

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Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!

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I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

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I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!

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I don't need accio, to make you come!

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My wand has chosen you!

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Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

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You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire

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I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a keeper!

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Wanna make me moan like Myrtle? .,

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My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

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Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

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Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

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I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!

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Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

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Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

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Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

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I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

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Your kiss is like a dementor's........It takes my soul away!

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I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

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My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.

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You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

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Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.

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I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!

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Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

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I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.

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Have you been using Accio? Cuz I've been coming to you every night

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I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

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Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.

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I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?

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Let's have a Tri-Wizard tournament Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets'

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Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.

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Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

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You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

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Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

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Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.

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I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

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Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

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Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

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You make my Huffle puff.

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I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

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Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!

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I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?

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Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

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Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!

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One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

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Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

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Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!

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Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours

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You're so hot, Aguamenti couldn't put you out!

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I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

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I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!

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Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

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I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

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I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

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My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....

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Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!

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I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

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Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!

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I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

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My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

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I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

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Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name they get wet.

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I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

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I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

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Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

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If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

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My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

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Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

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I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

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Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

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Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player

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