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Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

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Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

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Do you have a band-aid? Because I'm cut!

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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

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Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

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I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

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Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

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I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

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You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

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My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

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That Stairmaster isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…

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I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

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Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you've got hot buns.

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The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

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What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

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Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

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I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you!

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I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness dick in your mouth?

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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

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Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

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Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.

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I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

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Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin' out my package.

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Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

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You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.

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How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

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Sorry, but you owe me a water. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

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You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

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Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

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I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

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Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

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Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows

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Hey there! It's your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.

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Let's do lunge.

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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

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Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?

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I have more MASS than a church on Sunday!

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Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

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We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

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Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

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Can you close the bracelet for me?

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Nice legs you have! What time do they open?

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I should be working out right now, but I'm talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?

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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I'm feeling a little woozy.

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That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)

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They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?

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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

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My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

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Don't go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.

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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you

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My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

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I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

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Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!

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Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

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Nice legs. So, what time do they open?

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Do you think that class instructor good?

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Hey baby are you a boxer? You should because your one hell of a knock out!

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Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

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What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?

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I'm too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…

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Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

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Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?

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Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.

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Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.

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My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

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Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

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I'm afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your sexy body is making other girls here look really bad.

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Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

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Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

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Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

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How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?

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You should probably leave. You're making the other girls look bad.

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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

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Ladies do you where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use.

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Do you squat here often?

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You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

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Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.

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Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?

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They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. That's where I get the most resistance

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Can you teach me how to use this machine?

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I've got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.

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Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.

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Hi, my name's [name]. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.

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