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Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

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Girl. You condition my guns.

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Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

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Want to come back to my mansion and check out my gun collection?

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You checkin’ out my guns?Supernatural

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Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

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If you get with me you will never have to reload again.

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What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

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You look like you can make my pistol into a shot gun.

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Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

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Want to practice some REAL gun control?

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We need guns. Lots of guns. Or maybe you just need my gun.

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Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes.Tomb Raider

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I'd let you handle my guns anytime you want

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You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

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Do you know how to clean a gun?

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I may just have a pistol, but I know how to use it.

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You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

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Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.

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You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt.

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You're the most effective gun in my base of fire.

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I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

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Siege Tank: If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?

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Girl, I’ve been known to handle big guns, relax. And you’ve been known to handle that big-ass head.

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Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

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I've got a loaded-gun that you can cock and pull.

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Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

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I'll lower my guns if you lower yours first.

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Girl, you are so hot you cock and reload my gun with just a look.

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Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

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Can I put my gun in your holster?

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Hey baby, I've got my sights on you.

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Wanna see my 21 inch gun?

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I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.

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Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

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If your lips are your great weapon, would you care to test it against my guns?

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Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

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Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

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I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

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Nice guns.

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Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

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I have your gun right here baby.

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You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my cock.

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Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

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guns pickup lines

I know how to use my guns in any position.

Are you a gun? Because I wanna put you in my mouth.

Are you Arsenal? Because you make me anna shoot my gun.

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Girl. You condition my guns.

Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

Want to come back to my mansion and check out my gun collection?

You checkin’ out my guns?Supernatural

Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

If you get with me you will never have to reload again.

What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

You look like you can make my pistol into a shot gun.

Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

Want to practice some REAL gun control?

We need guns. Lots of guns. Or maybe you just need my gun.

Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes.Tomb Raider

I'd let you handle my guns anytime you want

You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

Do you know how to clean a gun?

I may just have a pistol, but I know how to use it.

You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.

You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt.

You're the most effective gun in my base of fire.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

Siege Tank: If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?

Girl, I’ve been known to handle big guns, relax. And you’ve been known to handle that big-ass head.

Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

I've got a loaded-gun that you can cock and pull.

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

I'll lower my guns if you lower yours first.

Girl, you are so hot you cock and reload my gun with just a look.

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

Can I put my gun in your holster?

Hey baby, I've got my sights on you.

Wanna see my 21 inch gun?

I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.

Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

If your lips are your great weapon, would you care to test it against my guns?

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

Nice guns.

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

I have your gun right here baby.

You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my cock.

Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

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