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I know how to use my guns in any position.

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Are you a gun? Because I wanna put you in my mouth.

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Are you Arsenal? Because you make me anna shoot my gun.

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Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

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Girl. You condition my guns.

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Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

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Want to come back to my mansion and check out my gun collection?

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You checkin’ out my guns?Supernatural

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Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?

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If you get with me you will never have to reload again.

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What do you say we go down to the gun range and blow some loads together.

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You look like you can make my pistol into a shot gun.

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Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

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Want to practice some REAL gun control?

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We need guns. Lots of guns. Or maybe you just need my gun.

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Nice guns, but ya really should accept no substitutes.Tomb Raider

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I'd let you handle my guns anytime you want

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You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

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Do you know how to clean a gun?

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I may just have a pistol, but I know how to use it.

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You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

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Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.

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You're sweet, sexy and powerful. Just like my Colt.

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You're the most effective gun in my base of fire.

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I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

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Siege Tank: If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?

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Girl, I’ve been known to handle big guns, relax. And you’ve been known to handle that big-ass head.

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Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

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I've got a loaded-gun that you can cock and pull.

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Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

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I'll lower my guns if you lower yours first.

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Girl, you are so hot you cock and reload my gun with just a look.

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Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

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Can I put my gun in your holster?

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Hey baby, I've got my sights on you.

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Wanna see my 21 inch gun?

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I'd let you shoot my reloads anytime.

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Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

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If your lips are your great weapon, would you care to test it against my guns?

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Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

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Yes, that is a ray gun, but I'm still happy to see you!

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I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

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Nice guns.

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Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

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I have your gun right here baby.

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You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my cock.

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Girl, check out my gun and I will show you some pump action.

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