food pickup lines

Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.

paleofood

Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe do you have some KFC sauce, because you are chicken dippin' good.

kfcfood

Sex is like donut, you know its bad for you, but it feels so good. Want some donut?

donutfood

Honey-Comb Cereal: Don't mind me honey, just combing through.

cerealfood

I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing.

vitaminfood

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.

avocadofood

Girl, do you win a lot? Because you are the queen of my wiener.

hot-dog-wienerfood

You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.Donuts

food

Want to share this lovely candy bar with me and possibly a lifetime?

chocolatefood

Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.Candy

food

When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

tequilafood

Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Sugar is sweet, honey is sweeter. Look at me and touch my wiener.

sugarfood

You're just my cup of tea!

teafood

We're made pho each other.

phofood

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?Cookies

food

Girl, I'm gonna clear all your hard sugar shell.

candyfood

And we will live happily avo after.

avocadofood

Oreos, it's plain as white & black, you are the only love for me.

oreosfood

Does the cake come with icing? Or do I have to apply it?

cakefood

Mama said stay away from sugar. But babe I cannot stay away from you.

sugarfood

You could put all the sweets business if you will be consistently sweet like that.

chocolatefood

I am ready to fill you up with some of my magical cream.

donutfood

I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

energy-drinkfood

I scream, you scream, we both scream because we were meant to be together.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.

bananafood

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

mcdonaldsfood

Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?Egg Roll

food

You are like honey on my bacon.

paleofood

You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.Drink; Liquor

food

Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you hungry or horny? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

cucumberfood

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.Ice Cream

food

Lucky Charms Cereal: Oh, I'm just here. Being your lucky charm.

cerealfood

When it comes to building our own sundae, I say we hold the cherry, and each other.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!Biscuit

food

Be my lonely Starbucks lover.

starbucksfood

All the fortune cookies in the world led me to you.

cookiefood

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.

cookiefood

I have a 10" ice cream cone baby, why don't you lick it?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Drop sugar packet labeled sugar in front of girl: Babe, you dropped your name tag.

sugarfood

Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

teafood

My crush on you makes me crumble like feta.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I like my women like my tea, sweet as hell.

teafood

Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.

cookiefood

I want to eat you, because I think you are tastier more than cake.

cakefood

Are you Santa? Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie.

cookiefood

Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.

raisinfood

Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

bananafood

Hey, baby, wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce?

mcdonaldsfood

Are you skittles, because thanks for adding colors and rainbows to my world.

skittlesfood

Girl I got sweet cake, and I want you to be on top as my cherry.

cherryfood

Dinner is on me. I know the chef.Dinner

food

Doesn't Starbucks sound like an ancient Roman god, Starbuck, god of coffee beans and stimulants?

starbucksfood

Babe, want this hand roll as the perfect happy ending.

sushfood

Do you have candy corn? Because I want to whisper sweet things into your ears.

cornfood

Are you high tea? Because I am falling hard deep in love with you.

teafood

You got some cookies? Let me pour some of my white sugar frosting to make them sugar cookies.

sugarfood

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

las-vegas-casinosituational

Donut and coffee for an amazing date?

donutfood

Hey baby you want to share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Babe you look absolutely better when you take that wrapper off of you.

chocolatefood

How does Ramen flirt? They send noods.

ramefood

Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

How do you like your donuts? Glazed or frosted?

donutfood

Let's mint again soon.

teafood

You make everything taste better just like cocoa.

chocolatefood

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

tacofood

Oreo Oh Oreo, where you though my Oreo.

oreosfood

I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.

mcdonaldsfood

You're sweet as a strawberry. Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry.

cherryfood

Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.

bananafood

Girl, you are avocado out of this world.

avocadofood

Girl you are like soul food. Because you make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

african-american-and-blackpick-up-lines-people-group

Girl, are you ready to taste my royal jelly?

honeyfood

Babe, are you tequila? Because you make my sun rise.

tequilafood

You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.Cheese

food

I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen, You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.

vitaminfood

Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.Fast Food Restaurant

food

You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.

sugarfood

I learned to love sweets because of you and I am thankful for that.

chocolatefood

You’re so hot that you could make creme brulée with your looks.

bread-bakeryfood

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?Fruit; Watermelon

food

With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.

avocadofood

You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

snackfood

Your name must be Jelly... ‘cuz jam don't shake like that.Jelly

food

Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that's getting my heart rate up?

starbucksfood

Hey girl, are you bread? Because I want to put my hotdog in you.

hot-dog-wienerfood

I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.

paleofood

Babe, want to try my favoite viet restaurant. I know a place Pho Kim Long.

phofood

If you like how good I am with these cake sheets, check out how I am between the bed sheets.

cakefood

Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.

bread-bakeryfood

Babe, you could dump tea in my harbor anytime.

teafood

You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.

vitaminfood

Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

paleofood

My love for you is like my love for sushi,

sushfood

If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

honeyfood

Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.Farm

food

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!

bread-bakeryfood

Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-DJuice; Sunny-D

food

Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pantsCoffee

food

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.

lemonfood

Hey, baby, wanna taste my Special Sauce?

mcdonaldsfood

Girl if you are lonely and horny, I will be your cucumber for the night.

cucumberfood

Your raw body would look better rolled up in my bedsheets.

sushfood

I came here to look for some sweet bun to put my extra long wiener.

hot-dog-wienerfood

My love for you weighs wonton.

dim-sumfood

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.Jam

food

Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.

starbucksfood

Babe, I'll put you between a guac and a hard place.

avocadofood

Your legs are like an Oreo. Because I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

oreosfood

I'm a master baker.Baking

food

Both you and McDonalds make my heard stop.

mcdonaldsfood

Don't add boba to your tea, you are already full of contexture.

bobafood

If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.

cherryfood

Is today your cake day? Because you’re a snack.

snackfood

You are sexy enough to make me a sandwich.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do you want some raisin cookies? Perfect for someone who’s always raisin’ the bar.

cookiefood

How about I dip my frozen yogurt in your hot fudge?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup? Because your ass is so sweet.

cornfood

Girl, are you cookie dough, because I want to bake you.

cookiefood

Babe, with an ass like that, everyday must be cake for you.

cakefood

Here comes the flying dutchman!

in-n-outfood

Are you a raisin? Because you’re a raisin my dick!

raisinfood

Baby, Let me sauce up your taco meat.

tacofood

I love you l like a hot stove baby! I will put a bun in your oven!

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do what tastes right, and that's ME. (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant

food

Give this hog some space and it will be a healthy beast up for your pure satisfaction.

chipotlefood

I'm like KFC, I'm finger lickin' good.Fast Food Restaurant

food

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

starbucksfood

Are you a salad? Because I think you will taste better when I put my cucumber in.

cucumberfood

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.Ice Cream

food

Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?

paleofood

Girl, what we are about to do, there is no double wrapping.

chipotlefood

Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

sugarfood

This is my pickuplime. How are you?

limefood

Some people call them sprinkles. Some call them jimmies. I call them OBSTACLES on the path from me to you!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

This cherry pops like wildfire in your mouth.

cherryfood

Would you let me cater your event? I want to taste every part of you.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Sweetie I can be your sweets in this world full of bitter people.

chocolatefood

Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?

bread-bakeryfood

What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?

vitaminfood

Girl I love to see and experience the sweetest you can be.

chocolatefood

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!Chips

food

I'd take you to the deli but there's nothing more delicatessen than you

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Your ass is like tea. Hot!

teafood

If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.

volunteerssituational

Is it my birthday today? Because you just brought me the cake.

cakefood

Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.

paleofood

I wanna can your cucumbers.

cucumberfood

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

snackfood

You're like McDonald's baby, I'm lovin it!Fast Food Restaurant

food

Hey baby, let's find something to taco about.

tacofood

Do you love taco? I am a very taco-tive person!

tacofood

I heard you are a chocolate lover I guess we are compatible darling.

chocolatefood

I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.

eggfood

Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my cock gets in your buns.

kfcfood

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

This buffet has the taste of the world, but girl, all I want is a taste of you.

buffetfood

I am like a buffet to women, because they always are coming for seconds.

buffetfood

Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.Jam

food

My favorite place in the world is cuddled next to you nibbling something sweet.

chocolatefood

I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.

candyfood

I hope in all the stars that you and I will not have any expiration date.

chocolatefood

I like my ramen noodle naked, hot, and bold.

ramefood

Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.

raisinfood

Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.

chocolatefood

I’ve got some nice buns that I think you’ll like.

bread-bakeryfood

You don't need no Celsius, because you are as hot as possible.

energy-drinkfood

I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste greatChocolate Pudding

food

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my milkshake

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, let's do it animal style anytime.

in-n-outfood

Chocolate are always better when shared with you.

chocolatefood

I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles.

mcdonaldsfood

If sexy were sandwich. you would be double stacked.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I know we just met, but will you reuben me?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

bananafood

I like your watermelons, can I taste them?

watermelonfood

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

limefood

I love you so much, I could never live without you. And I am not talking about the tequila.

tequilafood

Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?Fruit; Cherry

food

Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.

chipotlefood

Girl, you want to ride this Red Bull tonight?

energy-drinkfood

I want you more then a smoothie on a hot summer day.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

If I was a watermelon. Would you spit or swallow my seed?

watermelonfood

Babe, you want pho? I know a place Pho King Good.

phofood

Nice set of buns you got. Want to make it a satisfying meal if I stick my foot-long there?

hot-dog-wienerfood

Babe, I want to put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.

sushfood

Forget about foreplay and filler rice, let's get straight to sashimi.

sushfood

My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.Cheese

food

Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Hey girl can you be the candy sprinkles to my ice cream?

chocolatefood

Donuts love coffee, you got some donuts and can I buy you some coffee.

donutfood

Aye girl, you a Twix? Cause I want both sides of you.

candyfood

Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing.

vitaminfood

Baby, you look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.

candyfood

Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust... (Hot Pocket)Fast Food

food

If you were going to open a deli, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, you put the sweet water inside your melons.

watermelonfood

Hey do you want a raisin? If not, how about a date?

raisinfood

I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Just call me cake. Because I'm gonna go straight to your thighs.

cakefood

Need a baking partner because I could fire up your oven.

bread-bakeryfood

I feel like this can be true loaf.

bread-bakeryfood

You're like my tea: Hot!

teafood

Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.

mcdonaldsfood

Did your donkey fell in sugar? Then what is that sweet ass?

sugarfood

Roses are red, violets are blue. I got candies for you in the back of my van.

candyfood

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

bananafood

Your serve is so soft, but your cone is so firm.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingersIce Cream

food

Without you, I would crumble.

cookiefood

Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.

eggfood

What's your favorite roll? Dragon, rainbow, penis?

sushfood

Are you honey? Because you are sweet and thick.

honeyfood

Babe, I got a bee in my hand, and you are absolutely beautiful. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”

honeyfood

Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?Eggs

food

Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

If your butt was a seafood restaurant I'd pick the pupu platter.

marine-life

We should get together and have a tea party.

teafood

If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be McChicken.

mcdonaldsfood

Call me a dentist, because you are too sweet.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You are simply the zest!

lemonfood

Babe, you want to eat my watermelon tonight? You could either spit or swallow my fine seeds.

watermelonfood

Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I donut care about anything when I am with you.

donutfood

I am normally a coffee kinda guy. But you are definitely my cup of tea.

teafood

Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat!

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

paleofood

You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.Jam

food

Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my wiener between those bunsHot Dog

food

Babe, I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate, until I met you.

chocolatefood

Frosted Flakes Cereal: Are you hot? Let me frost your flakes.

cerealfood

I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.

chocolatefood

Pho at your place or mine?

phofood

Girl, I am the ripe one for you.

bananafood

Be my queen bee, and I will show you all the honey I got.

honeyfood

Babe are you honey? Because I would like to spread you.

honeyfood

Hey baby, is your name Chipotle? Because I crave you all the time.

chipotlefood

If you were on the menu, you’d be a McBeautiful.

mcdonaldsfood

I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.

paleofood

Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk!Farm

food

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine, but looks like I missed one.

snackfood

You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.

bread-bakeryfood

Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grillBBQ

food

I'd like to roll your oats.

cerealfood

You make my tart melt.

dim-sumfood

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

hot-dog-wienerfood

I know we just met, but can I put my cookie dough in your oven?

cookiefood

How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being horny? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

cucumberfood

Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

avocadofood

Are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna guacamolinside you.

avocadofood

I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.Cooking

food

Sexing is as easy as 1, 2, 3.

in-n-outfood

I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.Fast Food Restaurant

food

I can last longer than cast iron.

bread-bakeryfood

I got the hots Pho You.

phofood

You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.

paleofood

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

cucumberfood

Babe, I was just a normal corn until I met you. Tonight you have made me into a horny unicorn.

cornfood

Would you like to go for a coffee sometime? I heard that it tastes better with sugar.

sugarfood

How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?Cooking

food

Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.

lemonfood

You should let me lick the honey off those buns.

mcdonaldsfood

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

bananafood

Do you like Smores?, well how about s'more of this dick up you a**Cookies

food

Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!

mcdonaldsfood

Babe, you do not need all those chicken pieces to fill up your bucket, all you need is this cock.

kfcfood

I can't see the taste in this cereal but I can see how beautiful you are.

cerealfood

Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.Kitchen; Cookware

food

I hate chocolates but I love you.

candyfood

You brought so much good food, I wonder what we can do with it all…

sunny-day-and-hot-weatherweather-and-environment

We go together naturally like marshmallows go with chocolate.

chocolatefood

I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

candyfood

I knead to put some of my seeds in your oven.

bread-bakeryfood

Roll in the sheets with me.

dim-sumfood

I'm a master baker.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I put coconut oil on everything

paleofood

You look gouda nuff to eat.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you flirt Tea? Because you can sure break the ice.

teafood

Is your name sweet because you absolutely are.

chocolatefood

Girl, you are my Sweet Tea.

mcdonaldsfood

My lips are skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?

skittlesfood

I want to tart you all night long.

dim-sumfood

Girl are you viet? Because you look so pho-kable.

phofood

Aye girl are u a banana? Because you make me go OOH OOH AH AH.

bananafood

Do you prefer Espresso or brewed coffee for your morning coffee?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

lemonfood

Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.

chocolatefood

You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot deli. You in?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I want a taste of that delicious butter milk of yours.

mcdonaldsfood

Do you want just the burger or the whole combo with a drink and foreplay?

in-n-outfood

I am a honey bee, and I am attracted to the most beautiful flower here tonight.

honeyfood

You have this capability of making my taste buds so happy and I love that.

chocolatefood

I am not just a Monster, I got the Monster Ultra.

energy-drinkfood

I love to eat those watermelon's. Let's go seedless.

watermelonfood

Girl you must be the donut that I have been looking for, my pants are getting tight.

donutfood

For you I can be 100% made of sugar so that I will be enough sweet for you.

chocolatefood

Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

mcdonaldsfood

If you want something sweet I’m right here.

sugarfood

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, naked!

tequilafood

Do you know whats good in bed? Donut and sex.

donutfood

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

sugarfood

So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.Fruit; Berry; Pancakes

food

What the best tea for this most beau-tea-ful girl on earth?

teafood

This donut hole isn't the only hole that I will be having tonight.

donutfood

If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, I want my cucumber to have a jarring experience with you.

cucumberfood

I got the Monster Energy you crave.

energy-drinkfood

I'll be in n out in a few minutes, and you will enjoy every drop of it.

in-n-outfood

Let's go back to my place and Frappuccino.

starbucksfood

If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen.Meal

food

If you were ice cream and i was chocolate sauce, I'd pour my love all over you!

chocolatefood

Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.Ice Cream

food

I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.

mcdonaldsfood

I'm not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl, people call me skittle. Because I do not instantly melt in your mouth.

skittlesfood

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Peel me open for good time?

bananafood

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

bananafood

The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart.

mcdonaldsfood

Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.Cupcakes

food

Did you just have skittles? I want to kiss you because I want to taste the rainbow.

candyfood

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Got cake? I got some.

cakefood

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your pussy.

lemonfood

You got some honey? This bee is going to suck you dry tonight.

honeyfood

I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?

bananafood

Come to bread with me now.

bread-bakeryfood

I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.Cheese

food

It is crazy, the way you make this heart beat faster the way only sweets can do to me.

chocolatefood

It's WAAAYYY better than fast food (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant

food

Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.Jalapenos

food

I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.

vitaminfood

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

chocolatefood

I love you like I love avocado.

avocadofood

I don't need no Monster Energy, I already got a Monster in my pants.

energy-drinkfood

Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.

sugarfood

I used to hate sweets but I came to love those because of you.

chocolatefood

You're the sweet to my heart.

candyfood

My tongue craves your sweet insides.

candyfood

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

My fortune cookie just came true when I met you.

cookiefood

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

lemonfood

Did you eat my skittles? I would have to taste your rainbow to find out.

skittlesfood

Is your name chocolate, because you make my serotonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

chocolatefood

I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....

paleofood

I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night BLT?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You like making sandwiches?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, are you trying to loose some weight? How about some protein style.

in-n-outfood

You are like noodle soup. I can never pho-get about you.

phofood

Ready for some raw action tonight?

sushfood

You are the surprise I wanted to get more than I want chocolate.

chocolatefood

I eat only the finest of free-range meats

paleofood

You are so sweet, I would eat you over chocolate any day.

chocolatefood

I can last as long as a Le Creuset.

bread-bakeryfood

Lunch is on me. I know the best deli in town.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, I want to sugarcoat every part of your body, then I am going to eat you.

sugarfood

I can’t resist to use my tongue in eating this ice cream just like I can’t when I’m eating you.

chocolatefood

Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Have you ever tried bone luging?Drink

food

Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.Cheese

food

I like you more than cake.

cakefood

We go together like taco and hot sauce.

tacofood

You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?

bread-bakeryfood

Do you like Mexican? Because you are frying my tacos now.

tacofood

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonalds!

mcdonaldsfood

Do you want some sushi?

sushfood

Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.

lemonfood

You have this effect on me I only feel upon eating chocolate.

chocolatefood

My friends call me Butterfinger, wanna find out why?

candyfood

Are you Boba? Because I have fallen in love with my first taste of you.

bobafood

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

mcdonaldsfood

You’re the avocado to my toast.

avocadofood

If you do not believe in the magic of love, come to my place and experience the magic of cookies.

cookiefood

My blood type is Starbucks.

starbucksfood

Would you like to go for some tea?

teafood

Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.

avocadofood

Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

mcdonaldsfood

Even my new stainless steel pan set isn’t as slick as you.

bread-bakeryfood

I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.

limefood

I brought you some Boba ’cause baby, we’re a matcha made in heaven.

bobafood

Babe you love boba tea? Because you're a cutie.

bobafood

What is the difference between gelato and ice cream?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl you into energy drink? Because I am about to blow a pure shot of energy.

energy-drinkfood

Hey girl, you’re not a snack! You’re the whole cream pie.

snackfood

I heard you love pho? Let me give you my special pho combo tonight with all the meat and balls you desire.

phofood

Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?

ramefood

Are you a cookie? Because im crumbling for you.

cookiefood

What topping? You're eggactly what I'm looking for.

ramefood

No amount of Starbucks Coffee could keep me awake like you do.

starbucksfood

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot tooFruit; Apple

food

You can't spell Ice Cream without 'M-E'!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

We can sandwich toast to orgasms.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I'm as sweet as sugar and on the inside I'm hot and gooey for your pleasure.

cookiefood

You are Bee-tiful.

honeyfood

Holy guacamole, I'd love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your Worcestershire to me.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it.

mcdonaldsfood

Babe, you are my Sexy Delite.

subwayfood

If I'll give you a birthday cake, will you blow my candle?

cakefood

Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?

paleofood

Want to try the perfect sex? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.

in-n-outfood

Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.

avocadofood

How hot does your gas oven get?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl, you so sweet, you about to make my raisin nut.

raisinfood

Girl, this buffet line is long. How about I entertain you with some pick up lines instead.

buffetfood

The best buns in town just walked in the door.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

cookiefood

Donut take this the wrong way, I just wanna sprinkle you with with sugar and spice.

donutfood

Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.

donutfood

Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

lemonfood

Babe, I am a watermelon. Take my skin off and swallow my seeds.

watermelonfood

Ramen love with you.

ramefood

Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutzHibachi

food

You look sad, let me sprinkle some of good vibes at you baby.

chocolatefood

How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!Eggs

food

Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A: In floats!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.Cheese

food

In dating, I believe the first rule of buffet. First come first serve.

buffetfood

You are the Oreo to my milk.

oreosfood

Girl are you an Oreo? Because i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside.

oreosfood

I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.

avocadofood

Sushi is not the only thing raw that you will taste tonight.

sushfood

Girl, do you want some tasty meat inside your bun?

dim-sumfood

I like to go as bare as possible...when running...

paleofood

I heard you needed some Vitamin C. Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

limefood

You remind me of a bunch of Oreo. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

oreosfood

Don’t you think having you and sweet food in my life is redundant?

chocolatefood

Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

cakefood

Hey girl, this buffet place is missing one best dessert, you.

buffetfood

I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.Fruit; Banana

food

Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

eggfood

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

candyfood

Are you KFC? The doctor just gave me a prescription for all your gravy.

kfcfood

I like my women, like I like my Mortadella, cured and packed with olives.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? A: You get Breyer's remorse!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl, friend or pho?

phofood

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

cookiefood

Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.

bananafood

You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds.

mcdonaldsfood

How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Every day with you is like honeymoon.

honeyfood

Girl my favorite dish of this buffet tonight is you.

buffetfood

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.

hot-dog-wienerfood

You are the only wonton for me.

dim-sumfood

Want some Bang?

energy-drinkfood

You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT.

vitaminfood

You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds.

mcdonaldsfood

Will you be the sauce to my egg roll?

eggfood

Do you want some Chipotle, I will do some free delivery straight to your bedroom.

chipotlefood

I am craving for you more than I am craving for hot chocolate.

chocolatefood

I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.

cherryfood

Babe you are so hot, you make my rare meat hard.

phofood

You know, I cook best in the morning.Cooking

food

You and my tea have one thing in common: hot and comforting.

teafood

You make Mi So happy.

ramefood

Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

vitaminfood

Babe, it's not this bubble tea, you are the one making me feeling bubbly inside.

bobafood

When life hands you a lime, take a shot with it.

limefood

Would you prefer hamburger or hotdog? Either way my meat is going in your buns.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Babe, do you like pho? Because I am falling Pho you.

phofood

I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.Breakfast

food

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!Breakfast

food

Nice buns!

dim-sumfood

Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?Coffee

food

Babe, I want to double stuff your cookies.

cookiefood

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

cornfood

Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.

chocolatefood

(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.Italian; Sausage

food

Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.

chocolatefood

I know we just met, but will you marinade me?Cooking

food

No sugarcoating needed, I am totally in love with you.

donutfood

Who is this Starbuck guy anyway?

starbucksfood

I treat all boxes with respect.

cerealfood

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You are like the sprinkles on my ice cream.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Have you seen a hot dog through a donut? I can give you a good show tonight.

donutfood

I’d like to get my hand in your cookie jar.

cookiefood

My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.

vitaminfood

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

bananafood

Damn girl, if you were a breakfast cereal, I would guaranteed you to Snap, Crackle, and Flop.

cerealfood

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Did you just have some skittles? I want to taste the rainbow.

skittlesfood

This bee is happy tonight, because I finally found my honey.

honeyfood

When I met you my craving for something sweet stop.

chocolatefood

I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you Dim Sum? Because I could taste all of you all day long.

dim-sumfood

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like honey ham.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Want to do Netflix and Pho?

phofood

Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog

food

I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?

bread-bakeryfood

(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream fillingHostess

food

Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

paleofood

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You are burritoful.

chipotlefood

Staring at you is better than looking at freshly baked cookies.

cookiefood

All you need is donuts, and love.

donutfood

You are like a donut. Once I taste you, I can’t stop.

donutfood

If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E.

vitaminfood

My candy worms turn into candy cane for you.

candyfood

Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gonna slap my meat across your grillBBQ

food

I am Bready for you.

bread-bakeryfood

You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later .

ramefood

Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?Bacon

food

Do you have tea? I prefer some nice hot Tit-Tea.

teafood

Keep me in the fridge till you want me.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Would you like a happy ending with your happy meal?

mcdonaldsfood

I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.Chinese; Dim Sum

food

My p**** is like Wendy's, fresh and never frozen.Fast Food Restaurant

food

Tequila is never the answer. You, me, and tequila is the only solution.

tequilafood

Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

watermelonfood

I will not ever need sweets if I already have you in my life.

chocolatefood

Hey girl, I’m trying to make a hotdog. I got the wiener I just need yo’ buns.

hot-dog-wienerfood

What is your favorite position? Nigiri, Maki, or Uramaki?

sushfood

You are the cheese to my macaroni.Cheese

food

Do you want fries with that shake!French Fries; Milk Shake

food

Girl, are you made of sugar? You are the sweetest person I've ever met.

sugarfood

Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack.

snackfood

I love you more than cake!

cakefood

Baby, I really knead you right now.

bread-bakeryfood

You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n' cream filling.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?

chipotlefood

Make love what you want.

subwayfood

Girl, you make me with high blood sugar now, because you are my true sweet-heart.

sugarfood

our legs are like banana split, I want to spread them and eat the creamy good stuff in the middle.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You wake up my taste buds like a tasty donut.

donutfood

Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

bananafood

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.Coffee; Starbucks

food

Your name must be Candy because you look so sweet.

bread-bakeryfood

You are so hot, you make my colony collapse.

honeyfood

Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.

cakefood

Could you double stuff my Oreo?

mcdonaldsfood

You are my true loaf.

bread-bakeryfood

Hey baby, want three minutes of instant salty broth goodness in your mouth?

ramefood

You would definitely be a cu- tea

teafood

I think I might be a cannibal. Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack for me to nibble on.

snackfood

What’s, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.

cucumberfood

Thank you for your Tootsie Roll in my life.

candyfood

Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

paleofood

Babe you want some honey? My bumble bee has to pollinate your behind first.

honeyfood

Excuse me sir, there is no food allowed on the metro…unless it's a romantic dinner for twoMetro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Baby I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.

chocolatefood

Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.

paleofood

Babe, I am normally shy. But you have made me into a Chai Tea tonight.

teafood

Your smile lights up my inside quicker than spicy hot tacos.

tacofood

So, how much NOS do you need to drink before you turn into YES.

energy-drinkfood

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

teafood

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cake.

cakefood

Is that a trenta ice coffee under your coat or are you happy to see me?

starbucksfood

Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I have a van out the back and I got some free lollipop candy in it.

candyfood

Come on over and I’ll give ya a Happy Meal.

mcdonaldsfood

Are you an Oreo? You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.

oreosfood

If you are a candy bar I promise I would refuse to share you with other people.

chocolatefood

Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.

bananafood

Babe, we are cookies together. We are a batch made in heaven.

cookiefood

Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.

eggfood

I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?

tacofood

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?

bananafood

I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.

candyfood

Why use wasabi when you are so hot already?

sushfood

Girl you’re like a ganache ‘cause you make this cake better just like you make my day better

chocolatefood

Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.

bananafood

Are you a donut? I am ready to glaze you inside and out.

donutfood

Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.

chocolatefood

Rye can’t I stop thinking about you?

bread-bakeryfood

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, because you already made me cream in my pants.

sugarfood

Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart.

vitaminfood

We go together like Cookies and Milk.

cookiefood

I don't put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.

eggfood

Are you cereal? Because I can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

cerealfood

McDonalds made their M for men’s day.

mcdonaldsfood

How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.

eggfood

How about a ride on the bologna pony?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.

sugarfood

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

avocadofood

You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Want to feel my personalized cookies?

cookiefood

You are hotter than donut grease.

donutfood

Hey girl, I want a raw taste of your flavor sauce.

sushfood

I’d take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.

starbucksfood

Sweetie, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

sugarfood

Wanna Pike up your life?

starbucksfood

I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.

mcdonaldsfood

I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.

cucumberfood

Ready for some cake roll play?

cakefood

If only the sweets tastes like you then I would definitely start to love them.

chocolatefood

They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silentFruit; Grape

food

You put the 'hot' in hot fudge sundae.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.

mcdonaldsfood

Is that banana from Ecuador?

bread-bakeryfood

You must put a lot stuffing in your buns, because I want to eat it all.

bread-bakeryfood

I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.

avocadofood

Hey girl are you a cherry? Because I just want you on top of me.

cherryfood

I am the colonel, show me your breast and I will show you an amazing time.

kfcfood

I love your spicy buffalo sauce.

mcdonaldsfood

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

cakefood

I don't need energy drink to keep me up all night, I just need you.

energy-drinkfood

You are a fountain of all the sweets in the world and that is why I love you.

chocolatefood

You are black, I am white. Let's get some black and white shake going.

in-n-outfood

You are my piece of cake, easy & delicious.

cakefood

Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

snackfood

You’re like a sweet because I’d like to drizzle you on any food and still not get enough of you.

chocolatefood

Girl, I got the G Fuel to light up your G Spot.

energy-drinkfood

Babe, I want to wrap around you like some hot and spicy Chipotle burrito.

chipotlefood

I can make you so happy with all the candy stash I have at home. Want to see those?

candyfood

Babe, you are making me go bananas.

bananafood

You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.Cheese

food

How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?

eggfood

I go loco whenever I eat chocolate and you.

chocolatefood

If you were a McCafe drink, you would be a mchottie.

mcdonaldsfood

Nerds: Girl, you are forever my favorite nerds.

candyfood

Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!Dinner

food

You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you.

mcdonaldsfood

Hey girl you handle my noodle just right.

ramefood

Darling, you are like chocolate, you make everything better.

chocolatefood

You are the Wasabi to my sushi.

sushfood

Babe, I don't need fortune cookies, when I got cookies like you.

cookiefood

Girl, I love you so much that I would pick you over in n out.

in-n-outfood

Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!Candy

food

Do you think Columbia is mad at Seattle for being the new mecca for coffee?

starbucksfood

Are you a corn field? Because I'll plow you right now.

cornfood

I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.

chocolatefood

Babe, I am a sugar daddy with sweet watermelons. I'd like to invest some seed money into you.

watermelonfood

Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.

avocadofood

You're the boba to my tea.

bobafood

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

avocadofood

Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.

eggfood

Babe are you from Kentucky? Because I love juicy Kentucky fried chick like you.

kfcfood

Life is Wonton-derful when I met you.

dim-sumfood

Come up to my room, I'll open the package, add some water, and show you a good time with my cup noodle.

ramefood

One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You know, I cook best in the morning.

bread-bakeryfood

Forget about Big Mac, try this Big Dick.

mcdonaldsfood

Girl do you love buffets? Because I would like to stuff you full that you cannot take anymore.

buffetfood

Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?

cerealfood

You are my missing ingredient.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Dressing on the side?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do you know how you call a Native Indian tea? A tea-pee.

teafood

Want to have Dim Sum with me? I got beefy balls.

dim-sumfood

Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Could you recommend the best teas to the most beau-tea-ful person on Earth? As known as them here.

teafood

See this slice of bread? You are the best thing in here since that.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.

bread-bakeryfood

Take me to your taco tonight.

tacofood

I can last as long as a Le Creuset.Kitchen; Pot

food

Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.

sugarfood

Tequila is good for you. And here's a pinch of salt to prove it.

tequilafood

I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.

bobafood

I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

eggfood

Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

vitaminfood

You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

bananafood

Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience.

mcdonaldsfood

I have the bun. Do you have the hot dog?

hot-dog-wienerfood

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.Cheese

food

Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.

mcdonaldsfood

Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

cakefood

I do not mind gaining more weight as long as you do it with me.

chocolatefood

Are you skittles? Because how many of you do I have to eat before tasting the rainbow?

skittlesfood

Mmmm, girl you remind me of butter. I want you on everything!

bread-bakeryfood

You are soy beautiful.

sushfood

Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, that's some nice double meat you got there.

in-n-outfood

You’re my missing ingredient.

bread-bakeryfood

If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you're looking magically delicious!Cereal

food

Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar.Cheese

food

Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? 'Cause I cantaloupe.Fruit; Honeydew; Cantaloupe

food

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

eggfood

Babe you love boba pearls? I think you will definitely love pearl necklace.

bobafood

Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

bread-bakeryfood

Girl you better order a Trenta coffee, because guess what is going to keep you up all night later.

starbucksfood

Babe I am corn, because I am about to say corny pick up lines to you.

cornfood

You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.

bobafood

Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.

cerealfood

Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.

ramefood

The only favorite thing I have in this cruel world aside from sweets is having you in my life.

chocolatefood

What do you think the chances are that the government owns Starbucks and they're putting mind-altering drugs into the coffee to manipulate our very existence?

starbucksfood

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you're great at raising corns.

cornfood

I may not be your cup of tea, but I got great boba balls.

bobafood

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press? Because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

starbucksfood

Would you like a Rockstar or Bang?

energy-drinkfood

Tequila might not be the answer. But it's worth a shot.

tequilafood

Babe, let's grind so hard that we turn my corn cob into creamed corn.

cornfood

I am a donut and you are a donut hole, I want you inside me.

donutfood

Would you like some ranch dressing in your sweet buns?

bread-bakeryfood

Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.

sugarfood

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!Eggs

food

Is it too soon to start sowing seeds?

bread-bakeryfood

Would you like to go for some Boba?

bobafood

I would so make your sandwich

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You can butter my bacon, baby!

paleofood

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?

cookiefood

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?

hot-dog-wienerfood

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.

eggfood

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

vitaminfood

You must be after me Lucky Charms!

cerealfood

Are you ketchup? Because I'm mustard, we should get together on a wiener.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You are sui mai type.

dim-sumfood

Ouch you are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.

chocolatefood

My tongue still craves your kind of sweet baby.

chocolatefood

Like Taco Bell, I'm up late and I eat great ;).Fast Food Restaurant

food

I want my girls like my sushi, raw.

sushfood

Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

limefood

How about we take this sushi home and see if we can get some raw action.

sushfood

Oh damn I never knew having you would give me the good kind of cavities.

chocolatefood

Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.Fast Food Restaurant

food

Girl I want to pour my ramen into your bowl.

ramefood

Hey girl, is it your birthday today? Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

cakefood

Babe, you are so hot, you made this chicken tender go extra crispy tonight.

kfcfood

Hey baby, are you my love buffet. Because I want to lay you on the table and take what I want.

buffetfood

You’re my missing ingredient.Ingredient

food

If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

cucumberfood

AYCE Buffet? No I prefer an AYCF night with you.

buffetfood

Do you prefer donut or just nuts? I have both at my place.

donutfood

Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

bananafood

Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, eat me now, too late. Avocado.

avocadofood

Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Cooking

food

Girl, are you a watermelon? Because it is about to get messy when I eat you.

watermelonfood

You are my favorite topping in this ramen shop.

ramefood

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.Fast Food Restaurant

food

I’d like to frost your cookie.

cookiefood

Let's be together Pho-ever.

phofood

I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible

paleofood

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

kfcfood

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

lemonfood

Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling.

oreosfood

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

chocolatefood

You’re the avocado of my life.

avocadofood

Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

tacofood

Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.

paleofood

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...But you make my banana cream.

bananafood

Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.

avocadofood

Girl, better eat the hot dog fast because it wets your buns.

hot-dog-wienerfood

I'll eat you like my Oreos, open you and lick you till there's no more white stuff.

oreosfood

Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I love your commit-mint to love.

candyfood

Careful, you're extreme hot

starbucksfood

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

cakefood

Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Bag it and tag it.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.

limefood

Chipotle burritos make horny, and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

chipotlefood

Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

bananafood

Are you a watermelon? Because I will eat your seeds.

watermelonfood

Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

candyfood

I’d take you to a candy shop, but you’re already full of sweet kiss.

candyfood

Girl, you gonna have a Wonton-Derful night with me.

dim-sumfood

Do you know what else is trenta?

starbucksfood

Baby, you must've just been churned, because you are looking so fresh.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.

sugarfood

This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together?Food Truck

food

Call me cherry? Because I am about to make your life better being on top.

cherryfood

You are the coffee to my donut, you complete me.

donutfood

Girl are you a taco? Because I want to fold you in a blanket and eat you.

tacofood

How hot does your gas oven get?Kitchen; Gas Oven

food

You are smoother and more palatable than a fondant and I like that.

chocolatefood

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I knead you, let's roll in bed.

bread-bakeryfood

You are all I avo wanted.

avocadofood

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.Cheese

food

Baby you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.

chocolatefood

Are you a goldfish? Because you're the snack that smiles back.

snackfood

Girl, my slider is going to hit you in the right spot.

subwayfood

Rashid: Food? Are you hungry? We should grab a bite together!

street-fightervideo-game-related

Girl are you sushi, you sure are soFISHticated.

sushfood

You are so hot, I want some of your juice all over my taco shells.

tacofood

Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.

vitaminfood

Are you Willy Wonka? Because I want to cum inside your chocolate factory.

chocolatefood

Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream? A: Witherspoon.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog

food

I think I could bake you feel real good.

bread-bakeryfood

My love for you is like an energy drink, ready to go up anytime.

energy-drinkfood

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

mcdonaldsfood

You’re spicier than jalapeno.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You look like a piece of pastry inside the glass display case that I'm dying to get a piece of.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

paleofood

Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo faceFast Food Restaurant

food

You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.

bread-bakeryfood

It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.

teafood

I will fight bees all day long for you, because you are my honey.

honeyfood

You’re lucky I haven’t eaten yet, because you can be my Happy Meal.

mcdonaldsfood

You got watermelon? Because I would eat you any summer day.

watermelonfood

I will follow you wherever you go as long as there is Starbucks.

starbucksfood

Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I’m a locavore…  I got all I need right in front of me.Eating

food

Are you an avocado? Because I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.

avocadofood

You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.

watermelonfood

These cookies are a little nutty… just like me!

cookiefood

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

energy-drinkfood

Oh my God, that is the hottest thing ever. You made me a sandwich?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, no corn maze is going to stop me from finding you.

cornfood

You’re as complete as quinoa.

bread-bakeryfood

Hey girl, my blood sugar isn’t the only thing on the rise right now.

sugarfood

I’m going to start calling you blue cheese because you are dressing.

bread-bakeryfood

Hey ,they call me coffee because I grind so fine

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Naked ramen, zero broth and all flavor.

ramefood

Do you want to get donut or do you want to be the donut?

donutfood

Please brie my valentine.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce.

mcdonaldsfood

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Slurp me.

ramefood

Are you a Frito cause your really cornyChips

food

Would you like to taste my cake roll?

cakefood

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?

sugarfood

Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.

mcdonaldsfood

I love you more than ice cream.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Are you donut, because you are all sugar and curves.

donutfood

Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?Cereal

food

I love ramen just like I love you, I'll shoyu.

ramefood

Girl, you donut know how much I want you.

donutfood

Spread love as thick as you would avocado.”

avocadofood

I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.

sugarfood

Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.

bananafood

I ramenbered how much I love you.

ramefood

Do you want some ramen?

ramefood

You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.

lemonfood

Do you need Vitamin Me?

vitaminfood

You look as tasty as a chocolate cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling.

cookiefood

Just like at BK, You're the boss. (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant

food

Baby I love you like I love donuts.

donutfood

I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.

chocolatefood

Babe you are so hot, you pop my corns.

cornfood

Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

bread-bakeryfood

Girl, my pho noodle is extra firm for you.

phofood

Babe, you are pho-nomenal.

phofood

Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.

chocolatefood

Don't feel salty. You could always pickle my cucumber.

cucumberfood

You mint a lot to me.

candyfood

Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.

lemonfood

You are one dough-able donut.

donutfood

You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a tip jar.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I want you more than a Chipotle chip wants guacamole.

chipotlefood

Girl you know what's common between you and kfc? Juice from inside.

kfcfood

Girl you make me rise all night long.

bread-bakeryfood

Are you a chocolate bar? Because I see me filling you up with my nuts.

chocolatefood

If you are an espresso shot, I would be so addicted to you that I have to attend Coffee Anonymous program.

starbucksfood

Babe, I heard you like it raw.

sushfood

Call me Pooh, because I'd like to dig my paw inside you for that sweet honey.

honeyfood

Babe, do you know what a cake would say to you? You want a piece of me?

cakefood

Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas, Sofritas, or My tasty man based protein?

chipotlefood

Pardon me, are you bio-available?

paleofood

You melt my heart.

subwayfood

This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Girl, I will work my life just to get another drop of your honey.

honeyfood

If there is a food that tastes like you I would definitely get a supply of those forever.

chocolatefood

Happy birthday girl. I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!

cakefood

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

eggfood

Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.

cerealfood

So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe by the time I am done, I will turn your white sugar into brown sugar.

sugarfood

Girl, if you think this wiener is tasty, you should taste my wiener juice tonight.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Pho and Blow?

phofood

My ramen needs a little more topping. Can you be that for me?

ramefood

Do you know why KFC is so tasty? Because they pressure cook that cock to preserve all the juice.

kfcfood

My love for you is like hot cookie, I just can’t hold on to it until I stuff it in my face.

cookiefood

Pack your baguette and come on over, baby.

bread-bakeryfood

I don’t think there’s anything hotter than a chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.

chocolatefood

Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?

paleofood

I cherry-ish you.

cherryfood

Babe, I just poured some sugar on myself. Are you ready for some sweet ride?

sugarfood

You're hotter and sweeter than that Capicolla

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Girl, you are so hot you made my soft taco hard.

tacofood

I may acting like a ham, but you can be rest assured I'm 100% kosher.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

sushfood

Babe, I want to cultivate a better world with you.

chipotlefood

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger; Lunch

food

Are you a sugar momma? Because I want to lick some sweet milk off you.

sugarfood

This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want.Bar

food

Baby I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.

chocolatefood

Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal.

mcdonaldsfood

A boyfriend? No thanks, I have food.Person of Interest

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Are you corn? Because I would like to push my stick inside you.

cornfood

Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.

chocolatefood

We’re going to avo-baby.

avocadofood

You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.

mcdonaldsfood

Would you like to come back to my place and eat ice cream and watch cartoon?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You got the honey and I got the money.

honeyfood

Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I’m always sugar high!

sugarfood

I heard you have a stash of kisses in your dorm can i possibly get one from you?

chocolatefood

Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

It’s nice that if I want something sweet I won’t ever have to hold back ‘cause I have you.

chocolatefood

Roses are red. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel my power.

lemonfood

Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you cum.

dim-sumfood

Do you have any idea what a Starbuck is?

starbucksfood

I love you like how I love my sorbet – juicy.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds.

mcdonaldsfood

Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway)Fast Food Restaurant

food

No more Mr. Rice guy, I am going for raw end of the deal.

sushfood

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.

cerealfood

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

paleofood

Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.

tacofood

If your right leg was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals.

snackfood

I am NOT a bologna sandwich.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I am sorry, I might have been a bit too early.. Grey.

teafood

Girl, I am the colonel, the man, the myth, and the legend.

kfcfood

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

phofood

I got some rainbow kisses. Want to have some skittles?

skittlesfood

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

teafood

Girl, are you candy sprinkles? Because a little bit of you makes the whole world much sweeter.

candyfood

Tell me where you are sitting. I want to sit next to you.

starbucksfood

Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.Chicken Nugget

food

Babe, my eyes are glazed all over you.

donutfood

I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

dog-parksituational

Babe I am the best cookies that you will ever have, if you rub me the right way I'll crumb for you.

cookiefood

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs? Because you know how to make my wiener stand.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Girl, Honest-Tea is all you will have from me.

teafood

Do you want fries with that milk shake!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Would you be interested in having a cup of tea in an irresis-tea-ble tea house?

teafood

I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so.

mcdonaldsfood

Is your ass a watermelon? Because I'd smash that.

watermelonfood

Do you like cheerio? Because I'd put my honey nut in you.

honeyfood

I am going Full Throttle to thrust you.

energy-drinkfood

You remind me of a bunch of cookies. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

cookiefood

I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!

limefood

Babe, I am bad. Because I am Guilt-Tea as hell in love with you.

teafood

I see you've got some tequila's. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

tequilafood

Do you like seafood? Because I've got crabs.

marine-life

Babe you are finger licking good like this donut.

donutfood

Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?

paleofood

Girl, I got the hot dogs, and you are barbe-cute.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Babe, I love you like I love my sushi, I want to roll you up and eat you raw all night long.

sushfood

Babe you are like a donut, I thought I was on a diet but I don't care anymore.

donutfood

You're like my Boba, hot and sweet!

bobafood

Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fineCoffee

food

I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole.

snackfood

You candy cane do it.

candyfood

Girl, you are absolutely pho-bulous.

phofood

I’ve been waiting pho someone like you.

phofood

If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.Drink; Vodka

food

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You're as sweet as a candy cane.

candyfood

Just hoping to bake your day a little better.

cookiefood

If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar.

mcdonaldsfood

Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreatCereal

food

You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.

vitaminfood

I am only satisfied for the day because of a sweet like you.

chocolatefood

I can last as long as a Mozzarella cheese.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Fresh loving is what we do all night long.

subwayfood

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, I got some sweet white chocolate.

chocolatefood

The best ramen that you will ever have is this men.

ramefood

If anyone else hits on you, I'll just tell them, “That's nacho girl.”Cheese

food

Do you think Mr. Starbuck really drinks Sanka?

starbucksfood

Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

teafood

They call my dick spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

snackfood

Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottieFast Food Restaurant

food

Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.

paleofood

Did you get some Chipotle tonight? Good because I like to eat my girl with integrity.

chipotlefood

Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today's my cake day we should make it a date.

cakefood

Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?

starbucksfood

Got lime? Because I got the tequila.

limefood

Do you like cherries? Can I have yours?

cherryfood

Let's roll in bed.

sushfood

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

bananafood

Girl, do you know Oreos are like boobs? Because they taste so much better with milk & creams.

oreosfood

Is the soup hot? Oh wait it's just you.

ramefood

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Because I am down for a good time.

limefood

I'm German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel?Fast Food Restaurant; Hot Dog

food

I know how to make that donut taste even better, some of my man frosting.

donutfood

Nibbling would be enough for now because I would like to save you forever.

chocolatefood

I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.

watermelonfood

Miso hungry for you.

sushfood

Time for some sushi, Wassa Bae.

sushfood

I've got bacon.

paleofood

I do not want a piece of you because I wanted the whole lot of you.

chocolatefood

I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you chocolate spread? Because I want you to spread for my satisfaction tonight.

chocolatefood

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

paleofood

I want to take all my breaks talking to you.

chocolatefood

Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.

oreosfood

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck on some sugarcoated titties.

sugarfood

Eating Sugar? No Papa. Open your mouth. Hahaha.

sugarfood

Just crust me, I’ll make your fantasies come true.

bread-bakeryfood

Girl, are you caffinated drink? Because you giving me energy to keep going.

energy-drinkfood

I’d like to be the donut jelly that melts in your mouth.

donutfood

Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dickChocolate

food

I love your primal body.

paleofood

Babe, I got the dog and I like your buns. Just a little work and we can add a little sauce & cream too.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Girl you aren’t a snack, you’re a fine looking three course meal.

snackfood

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?Breakfast

food

Dim sum tell you, you are the one for me?

dim-sumfood

I hate candy but I love you.

candyfood

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar. There’s no other way to explain why you such a sweet pie.

sugarfood

I'm like Burger King you can have it YOUR WAY.Fast Food Restaurant

food

Forget about those fast food tacos, you want to have some real meat inside you.

tacofood

I like the way you Rolo.

candyfood

I wanna see you rise all night long.

bread-bakeryfood

Girl you so hot. And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy.

snackfood

Are you sugar? Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.

sugarfood

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I can last longer than cast iron.Cookware

food

Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Babe, you are perfectly made for me.

mcdonaldsfood

Babe, you know what's better than that Tootsie roll? How about we get some Titty Roll in the sheets.

chocolatefood

You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.

bread-bakeryfood

I am going to jump the gum and kiss you right now.

candyfood

You gave my life thrill just like sweets do to my taste buds.

chocolatefood

I might not be a hipster, but I love seeing you at Starbucks everyday.

starbucksfood

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?Lunch

food

Let's get ice cream. I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry.

cherryfood

Starburst: You make my heart burst.

candyfood

Girl, you are a perfectly ripe avocado. You are so good you could guaced my entire world.

avocadofood

Girl I am soft from your hotness.

ramefood

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You are cherry sweet.

cherryfood

Babe, I am the King of Pho. I can PhoKing you any day.

phofood

There are plenty of corn in the field, but your cob is the only one I want.

cornfood

When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.Eggs

food

If you were a cherry, I'd bring you down.

cherryfood

Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.

avocadofood

It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.

paleofood

You make everybody happy like a sweet food. How about I make you happy this time?

chocolatefood

Are you skittles? Because I will never stop chasing rainbows.

skittlesfood

They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King).Fast Food Restaurant

food

Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?

chocolatefood

Is your blood sugar low? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

sugarfood

I’d love to be that cookie you’re eating because they have the excuse to get close to your lips.

chocolatefood

Do you like cereal? Want to get to know me because I'mmmmmmm GREAT!

cerealfood

You wanna dip my fry in your milkshake?

mcdonaldsfood

Gimme some sugar, baby.

sugarfood

Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!Candy Bar

food

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.Fast Food Restaurant

food

I go loco whenever I eat candy and you.

candyfood

Do you eat cherries? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

cherryfood

Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

candyfood

Let's just stay in and curdle tonight.Cheese

food

You seem like a dozen cookies in an oven! You're hot, and I need to take you out for dinner!

cookiefood

Want a bite of this McChicken?

mcdonaldsfood

What do you blow to make a wish? Sugar daddy.

sugarfood

You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.Dessert

food

Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.

raisinfood

Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"Candy

food

You're the honey to my tea.

teafood

Let's get some sweat on that sweet donut of yours.

donutfood

Donut you know how much I want you?

donutfood

I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies!

cookiefood

I think we’d grow a great organic buns together.

bread-bakeryfood

If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.Cooking

food

Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.

oreosfood

I'd like to make some Soup-er babies with you tonight.

dim-sumfood

With you around, I never feel low.

sugarfood

You are cherrific.

cherryfood

You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.

chocolatefood

I can chop a cherry tree down. With my tongue.

cherryfood

Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.

paleofood

Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon.

lemonfood

Do you know if they have hamburgers here?

starbucksfood

You are a stack of cold cut - without you my sandwiches will be meaningless.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

bananafood

You look all natural. I bet you say that to all the sherbets...

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a'la mode.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It's an utterly bad idea!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl I work at KFC, I want to put my secret blend of herbs and spices in your pressure cooker.

kfcfood

Babe, I got all the dough you will ever need.

bread-bakeryfood

Soy happy to roll with you in bed.

sushfood

Girl, do you like your cock original or extra crispy.

kfcfood

I like my meat raw, of course

paleofood

Babe are you skittles? Because I love your true colors.

skittlesfood

I do not think it is possible but you are sweeter than all the chocolate in the world.

chocolatefood

Girl, my sub is the fresh fit inside you.

subwayfood

Call me Pooh, because all I want is you.

honeyfood

Sleepin with me is like quizno's.. MMM TOASTYFast Food Restaurant

food

Do you like bees? Because I would like to show you my comb.

honeyfood

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

lemonfood

If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.Kitchen; Fennel

food

I promise I’ll make you forget all the bad things this day brought by being your stash if sweet.

chocolatefood

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.Cheese

food

Girl, I want to preserve our love with sugar. Because you are my jam.

sugarfood

I get fresh eggs daily.

eggfood

Life is a like a box of chocolates, and I cannot imagine my life without you.

chocolatefood

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could suck my…

tequilafood

What flavor soup base? I am Soy into you.

ramefood

Are you a Starbucks Refresher? Because you are a hidden gem.

starbucksfood

I got some Vitamin D for you.

vitaminfood

What are you doing this fall? How about we take advantage of the harvest season?Farm

food

Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.Cheese

food

Your panties are like Oreos, I wanna lick the inside.

oreosfood

I donut know what happened last night, I just knew you were hot and sweet.

donutfood

Those short shorts look so good on you. I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.

bread-bakeryfood

Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

candyfood

Damn girl you a KFC? Cause i want to eat your juicy breast and thick thighs.

kfcfood

Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

eggfood

Is your dad a farm? Because you got some nice watermelons.

watermelonfood

Violets are blue, grass is greener. When I think of you, my wiener is bigger.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Don’t you think you have got to check if you have diabetes? Because you are the sweetest.

chocolatefood

I am all for chocolate and falling in love with you.

chocolatefood

You look gouda nuff to eat.Cheese

food

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.Fruit; Banana; Ice Cream

food

I love woman that can appreciate good coffee.

starbucksfood

If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

cakefood

It must be hot in here, because you're making me melt.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl, you want avo good time?

avocadofood

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.Ice Cream

food

I would ask you to dance, but I need some sweet energy drink from you.

energy-drinkfood

You are so hot, you make my tea steamy and bubbly inside.

teafood

Just add dressing.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.

mcdonaldsfood

Girl, if we were cereals, we belong in a bowl together.

cerealfood

You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

eggfood

Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you'd hidden raw liver in my smoothie.

paleofood

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza

food

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

bananafood

Have you been baking cookies. Because you just made this ginger nut.

cookiefood

Girl, want to suck on my candy worms.

candyfood

Avocado a crush on you.

avocadofood

If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.

marine-life

Are you a chocolate bunny, because I want to nibble on your ears first than eat you full.

chocolatefood

Babe, you make my puny raisins into juicy dates.

raisinfood

I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel.

bananafood

Lick my fingers like you could not get enough of me like you do to your sweets.

chocolatefood

Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Are you dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.

donutfood

Did you just fall from heaven's bakery? Because you look as tasty as an angel cake.

cakefood

Come on baby, sex is like meat loaf: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I think you need my beef and balls in your bread.

subwayfood

Wanna taste my Spicy Buffalo Sauce?

mcdonaldsfood

Call me icing sugar, because I wanna sprinkle on that cake.

cakefood

I am always ready for something sweet like you.

chocolatefood

Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream.

snackfood

I’m bananas for you!

bananafood

Yolo, you obviously love Oreos and I do too. Go out with me.

oreosfood

I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLY!Donuts

food

Hey, girl, are you made of sugar? Because you're the sweetest person I've ever met.

sugarfood

Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

eggfood

You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Let's convert that caffeine energy into kinetic energy.

energy-drinkfood

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You must be the top banana here.

bananafood

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

cornfood

Does tequila spread your legs?

tequilafood

Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.

chocolatefood

Want a sugar daddy? Let me add some sweet syrup into you.

sugarfood

You are as cool as a cucumber.

cucumberfood

How would you like your coffee in the morning?

starbucksfood

Seeing you make me melt like jelly on a hot donut.

donutfood

Will you sleep with me if I buy you guacamole? No, maybe you are not an avocado-ho.

avocadofood

Are you a watermelon? Because I’d smash that.

watermelonfood

Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.

candyfood

What do you and the cookies in my oven have in common? I ought to take you out right now.

cookiefood

Babe are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.

sugarfood

How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again

marine-life

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

bananafood

Babe, are you serving buffet tonight? Because I want you to stuff me good.

buffetfood

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

hot-dog-wienerfood

I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.Cheese

food

Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do you drink tea? Want to share a cup of Naugh-Tea with me?

teafood

If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.Dessert

food

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

bread-bakeryfood

I want to lick your body the way I would lick anything with chocolate.

chocolatefood

I don’t think I’d mind if they call you a Devil’s food, because I’d still take the risk for you.

chocolatefood

At Taco Bell, I cannot just think outside the bun. I want to be inside your bun.

tacofood

Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.Candy; Toffee

food

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

mcdonaldsfood

There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.

chocolatefood

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

mcdonaldsfood

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?Cheese

food

Do you like reading? I’ve heard Omnivore’s Dilemma is the perfect bedtime story.Meal

food

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger

food

I'd buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.

bread-bakeryfood

My p**** is like Rally's, you GOTTA eat.Fast Food Restaurant

food

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Girl, I want to suck on your feet like this Chicken feet.

dim-sumfood

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I've got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

I don't need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You.

vitaminfood

Doesn't the smell of coffee and hip-retro music want to make you fall in love?

starbucksfood

Are you a frito because your really corny

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You seem like a sweet girl. Mind if I lick you to find out?

sugarfood

Your lips taste like sweet honey to me.

honeyfood

Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.

chocolatefood

Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.

bread-bakeryfood

Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.

avocadofood

I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.

lemonfood

If your lips are foreign imported wine, then I want to get savor each sip.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I love your green apron.

starbucksfood

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

lemonfood

Come on baby, sex is like ice cream: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

cucumberfood

Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

eggfood

Are you KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good.

kfcfood

Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.

bananafood

Baby I can never get enough of your sweetness like I can never get enough of chocolate.

chocolatefood

Bet you've never seen a kielbasa like that, huh?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Hey girl, are you candy? Because you got a sweet ass!

candyfood

Are you taco? Because you are the love of my life.

tacofood

You’re like McDonald's baby, I’m lovin it!

mcdonaldsfood

If you were a salad, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Be my donut, and I will fill your holes.

donutfood

That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

cornfood

Are you my cereal? Because I wanna spoon you.

cerealfood

Let's Taco about love tonight.

tacofood

If you're Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.

mcdonaldsfood

You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

eggfood

Let's just stay in and curdle tonight.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe are you an energy drink, because you keeping me up all night long.

energy-drinkfood

Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.

bread-bakeryfood

Are you a vegetarian? Because I got a plump cucumber to fit inside you.

cucumberfood

You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.

bananafood

Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.

mcdonaldsfood

How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?Meal

food

Girl I am all about the watermelon. I am as seedy as it gets.

watermelonfood

Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

paleofood

Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.

volunteerssituational

This outfit really fit you. You look tea-rribly gorgeous.

teafood

Just like at BK, my fire's always ready (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant

food

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

bananafood

I am sushi, eat me.

sushfood

Things will definitely get real toasty if I get to see you later.

bread-bakeryfood

Are you corn? Because I wanna stalk you.

cornfood

I am glazy about you.

donutfood

Babe, I will treat you a seven-course meal tonight. A hot dog and my six pack.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.

buffetfood

Hey girl, I hope that's nacho man over there.Cheese

food

Babe are you a donut? I want to take you out and eat you in my car.

donutfood

Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.

paleofood

I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.

chocolatefood

Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight.

snackfood

I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I like my sex how I like my sugar. Unfiltered and Raw.

sugarfood

Are you hot dog? Because you are hot!

hot-dog-wienerfood

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.Fruit; Coconuts

food

What's the difference between you and a Hotdog? I don't wanna sleep with a hotdog.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Mmmm girl! You are so sweet. I m going to get diabetes.

bread-bakeryfood

Darling you are enough sweet for me. Am i enough for you?

chocolatefood

Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Eating

food

Chipotles burritos are like sex, and girl I always finish last.

chipotlefood

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

cakefood

Let's Avocuddle.

avocadofood

Girl, once you try my cucumber, you will never want another man's pickle.

cucumberfood

Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake. Will you date me?

cakefood

Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken

food

So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.

subwayfood

John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.

in-n-outfood

You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.

snackfood

Looky, looky, I made you cookies!

cookiefood

I'd like to pollinate you to get some of your sweet honey.

honeyfood

This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

lemonfood

I like my women like I like my tequila. And, of course, that whole worm thing.

tequilafood

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

bananafood

You’re spicier than sriracha.Hot Sauce

food

Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?Fruit; Honeydew

food

If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.

mcdonaldsfood

I want to have Pho-King with you tonight.

phofood

This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.

bread-bakeryfood

I could never get tired of ramen if you are the topping on it.

ramefood

Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had.

paleofood

Your so sweet, your giving me cavities just talking to you.

sugarfood

Sooner or later I will get diabetes because of your sweetness.

chocolatefood

You are my princess, because babe you are Royal-Tea.

teafood

Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.

avocadofood

I cannot get enough of your spread.

in-n-outfood

Choose well, choose me.

subwayfood

Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You are the kind of candy I am not willing to share.

candyfood

Let's ditch this party and hit the after-Havarti at my place.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

bananafood

Green eggs and damn!

eggfood

Want to have a hot pets party? I hope my hot dog gets along with your hot pussy.

hot-dog-wienerfood

You know why I’m a baker? Because i love cake.

cakefood

Hey it’s my Cake day. Be my cake tonight.

cakefood

If you love sushi, you will definitely love MAKIng out with me.

sushfood

I like my girl like my chai tea – tall and dirty.

starbucksfood

I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Oh babe, you are my sugar sweet donut.

donutfood

You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doing my body good.

bread-bakeryfood

I must be made of pecan pralines, because I am NUTS for you!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.

cerealfood

Can you be my mocha? ‘Cause mocha is made from two of my favorite food in the world.

chocolatefood

Baby you satisfy me like only chocolate could.

chocolatefood

Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?

bread-bakeryfood

Babe you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.

chocolatefood

You are looking fine in those Vibrams.

paleofood

Do you want fries well done or fries light? I'll fry you just how you like it.

in-n-outfood

What else did one ice cream scoop say to the other?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Babe you want some Oreo? You could lick my white cream any time.

oreosfood

I want to call you mine for the hole lifetime.

donutfood

Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila? Because I'm an alcoholic.

tequilafood

I only wanted a week’s supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.

chocolatefood

Hey girl, are you a chai? Because I’d like to get dirty.

starbucksfood

Are you a banana? Because I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

bananafood

Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!

mcdonaldsfood

I wish you were cheesecake, 'cause I'd eat you right up.Cheese

food

Babe, you are sweeter than honey.

honeyfood

Does your pussy smell like fish? I love my sushi.

sushfood

How long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

cucumberfood

Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.

candyfood

Can I have a junior chicken with a side of your number.

mcdonaldsfood

You make my day complete just by getting a whiff of you.

chocolatefood

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.Butter

food

I want a buffet of you for the rest of my life.

buffetfood

Did you know tequila is healthy? Here's another shot.

tequilafood

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

avocadofood

Is your face from McDonalds, Because I’m lovin’ it.

mcdonaldsfood

Can I have cookie, and 2 scoops of you.

cookiefood

Is that a bomb pops/drumstick in your pocket or you are happy to see me?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I will make you soften as fast as pho.

phofood

My meat wants to meet your buns.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.

bread-bakeryfood

Girl, I am like an Oreo, the best stuff is on the inside.

oreosfood

I'll matcha in my bed.

teafood

Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.

lemonfood

Girl, I would corn-er you any night.

cornfood

You are the hole that complete my donut.

donutfood

Are you natural sunlight? Because you’ve ripened my banana.

bananafood

Girl, you want some KFC? This cock is sure decilious.

kfcfood

Babe I hope you are a buffet tonight. Because I cannot stop myself from having more of you.

buffetfood

Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

snackfood

Eat me fresh.

subwayfood

Are you taco? Because you would want some of my hot sauce inside your shells.

tacofood

High blood sugar may be temporary, but baby, our love is forever.

sugarfood

Have you had a 8" Popsicle before? Would you want to?

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.

bananafood

Do you eat tacos late? Because my Taco Bell is open.

tacofood

I love Thai food.

asianpick-up-lines-people-group

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

cakefood

I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

paleofood

Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

paleofood

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"Fast Food Restaurant

food

You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You could be the curry sauce to my French fries. Yum girl.

mcdonaldsfood

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

christianreligion

What is your secret menu?

in-n-outfood

Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen.Cooking

food

Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.Farm

food

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

hot-dog-wienerfood

You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.Candy Bar

food

Here you go! Hot Tea, because that's who you are.

teafood

Do you live in a corn stock? Because I want to stock you.

cornfood

Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.

paleofood

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

eggfood

You are my Hot Tamale.

candyfood

Are you tea leaf? Cuz girl I want to pour on you and drink off you all night long.

teafood

Girl are you ketchup? Because I wanna dip my hotdog in you.

hot-dog-wienerfood

You brighten up my day like only drizzle on strawberries can.

chocolatefood

I will keep you warmer than any Starbucks ever has. Seriously though, would you like to cuddle?

starbucksfood

Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!

cookiefood

Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

avocadofood

I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.Harvest

food

Are you skittles? Because I wanna taste the rainbow.

skittlesfood

My roll grows every time I see you.

sushfood

How about we go back to my place, and I will help you to drop your blood sugar.

sugarfood

I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

paleofood

You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

bananafood

My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.

chocolatefood

I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.

mcdonaldsfood

Do you think you need more sweet? Because I would love to make up for if you let me.

chocolatefood

Dear I would pour all the sweetness I have in my body towards you to make you happy.

chocolatefood

Are you an energy drink? Because you’re making my heart race

energy-drinkfood

You can scramble my egg.

eggfood

If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?

starbucksfood

Nibbling is not enough, know that I want to devour you fast.

chocolatefood

Why don't you take some clothes off and have a raw good time.

sushfood

I go nuts over your kind of sweet.

chocolatefood

Every moment is extra toasted with you.

in-n-outfood

Here’s a variety of cookies you can pick and chews from.

cookiefood

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.Chocolate

food

Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.

lemonfood

This buffet is open for you tonight. You will keep on coming until you can barely move.

buffetfood

Babe, are you cake? Because I want to have my cake and eat it too.

cakefood

Do you like hotdogs? Because I got a sausage for your buns.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Babe, you up for some Monster drink with me tonight?

energy-drinkfood

If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.

mcdonaldsfood

If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You are the salsa of my Tacos. I cannot live without you.

tacofood

I think i've gone kuku for your coco puffs.

cerealfood

The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.

hot-dog-wienerfood

I can make you so happy with all the stash I have at home. Want to see those?

chocolatefood

Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

bananafood

How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?

cornfood

Are you carrot cake? Because I carrot live without you.

cakefood

Girl, do you want some of this eel?

sushfood

Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper.

honeyfood

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

chocolatefood

I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

bananafood

Have you ever had a hot dog competition, because my wiener takes the cake.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You must be a powerpuff girl. Because your made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

sugarfood

Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I like you cherry much.

cherryfood

Babe, you are free to leave your cookies on my machine anytime.

cookiefood

I got a bottle of Tequila, ready to party?

tequilafood

Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour puss tonight.

lemonfood

Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!

sugarfood

Girl, you must be an Oreo, I want your fillings so bad.

oreosfood

Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

cakefood

Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.

avocadofood

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.Gatorade

food

Do you want to get double stuffed?

bread-bakeryfood

Babe I'll bring the tequila, and I want some of your sweet salty juice.

tequilafood

I am a donut without you, all empty in the middle.

donutfood

There might be a Starbucks at every corner, but I only love the one with you.

starbucksfood

You make me melt like cheese in the Hot Capicola Sandwich.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Babe, did you just finish those KFC? It's time to put some bones inside that wet empty box of yours.

kfcfood

You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Your legs are like mayonnaise, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I am a hopeless Ramen-tic for you.

ramefood

Cherry pie fixes everything. Especially with my cream.

cherryfood

Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal.

snackfood

Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.

limefood

Want to play fruity? In this game I will pop up your cherry with my banana.

cherryfood

You are the kind of sweet I am not willing to share.

chocolatefood

Are you a monkey? I wanna feed you my banana.

bananafood

Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo faceCool Whip

food

Be prepared, I’m really into roll play.

bread-bakeryfood

You are one sexy and smart cookie.

cookiefood

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Do you like raisins? No? Then you must try my juice dates.

raisinfood

Let's party with corona and lime.

limefood

At home it is always sweet o’ clock. Want to come with me?

chocolatefood

My ramen noodle gets extra firm for you.

ramefood

Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?

chocolatefood

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.

snackfood

Baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.

cherryfood

I'm not the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

cakefood

Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Are you Red Bull, because you are giving me wings.

energy-drinkfood

Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

snackfood

You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.

candyfood

Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u 'Now And Later'

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.

tacofood

Girl, I got all the Avacadough you could dream of.

chipotlefood

I do not need a ganache on my cake because you are enough sweet for me.

chocolatefood

I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.

chocolatefood

You're so smooth you're making me lose my chips!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

I would take you to the movies, but no outside snacks allowed.

snackfood

I do not need anything special because you are enough special in my life.

chocolatefood

Want sushi to go and chill?

sushfood

What's a nice girl like you doing in a meat market like this

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Whatever sprinkles your donut, I got some of that sweet loving.

donutfood

Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.

vitaminfood

Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

tacofood

Babe, want to see how I can pump out sweet sugar with my sugarcane?

sugarfood

I thought of you while having chocolate cake, because you are just too sweet.

chocolatefood

Hey, was your daddy a barista? Because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

starbucksfood

Wanna spend the night at my cottage?

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Were you born on a farm? You look a-maize-ing.

bread-bakeryfood

Girl, I got the quality you can taste.

in-n-outfood

Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.

bananafood

I would like to be your stash of food that can give you comfort whenever you are sad.

chocolatefood

How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?

starbucksfood

I hate when people say you cant have snacks for dinner, because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.

snackfood

Want to come by my place? I have cake up-stairs.

cakefood

I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than… oops… of course there is you!

chocolatefood

I bet you, I will clear all jelly on your belly.

candyfood

You are like a box full of sweet that I cannot get hands off.

chocolatefood

People call me Boba tea, suck my balls and I will give you a great time.

bobafood

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.

cucumberfood

This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are.

mcdonaldsfood

My junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better p****. Fast Food Restaurant

food

Would you like extra milk or cream in your Boba?

bobafood

Girl, you so hot I want to spread my sauce all over you.

in-n-outfood

I want to put my seed in your avocado.

avocadofood

Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Baby you are the jelly on my donut.

donutfood

Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.

avocadofood

Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs

eggfood

Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?

paleofood

You are the burrito and I am the taco so stick that burrito in my taco

tacofood

Do you have skittles, because I would taste your rainbow any day.

skittlesfood

Just like Wendy's, Where's the beef baby?Fast Food Restaurant

food

Girl I heard you love sushi and raw fish, and I happen to make the best raw human roll.

sushfood

Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.

chocolatefood

I melt with you.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Girl are you candy? Because I am completely addicted to you.

candyfood

If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal.

mcdonaldsfood

You are sweeter than the s'more Frappuccino!

starbucksfood

I got boba.

bobafood

Do you know I am great at pick up lime? Because I got the zest.

limefood

I visited my doctor today and he said my sugar is too low. So babe I need you to give me some sugar now.

sugarfood

Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY

mcdonaldsfood

You got that sweet ass Boot-Tea.

teafood

I’d buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.

bread-bakeryfood

Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.

honeyfood

You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.

starbucksfood

Are you a cherry? Because I want to pop you tonight.

cherryfood

I could hit your guac bottom any night.

avocadofood

This might sound corny, but you are a-maize-ing.

cornfood

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

snackfood

You make my heart melt faster than hot chocolate.

chocolatefood

I never thought that I would meet the woman of my dreams at a coffee joint. Am I dreaming?

starbucksfood

You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce.

mcdonaldsfood

Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?Hot Dog; Donuts

food

Hey girl, you look real gouda.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

God put as much work into you as an excellent piece of artisan bread.

bread-bakeryfood

Hey girl your ramen still needs more topping, let's get me on top of you.

ramefood

Babe, you are so hot, you made my soft dough into a tough cookie.

cookiefood

You are sweeter than honey.

honeyfood

Want to do it tonight for a Oolong time.

teafood

You sound like a delicious deli sandwich that I am hungry for.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you chocolate? Because you are the only one that can satisfy me.

chocolatefood

Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal?

mcdonaldsfood

Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.

cakefood

Do or Donut? I will just do you.

donutfood

Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

cornfood

Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.

bread-bakeryfood

A day without you is like an Oreo without cream filling.

oreosfood

Girl, do you like watermelons? Because you have water in your melons!

watermelonfood

Are you made of ice cream? Because I can't wait to eat you up!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Babe, I want to eat you fresh.

subwayfood

Lick me, I'm mint!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Hey baby, want to have some fun with me along with some chocolate tonight?

chocolatefood

Girl, I want to snack on you versus eating you. Do you know the difference between snack and a meal? I could do you all night long during our Netflix and Chill.

snackfood

Girl, you make my normal dog into hot dog.

hot-dog-wienerfood

Are you honey, because you have been buzzling in my mind all night.

honeyfood

I'm gonna name your ass avocado. Because it's the good kind of fat.

avocadofood

I got the cream and I want you to be my cherry on top.

cherryfood

Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?

mcdonaldsfood

No I don't want onion with that, but I will take a sexy girl like you.

in-n-outfood

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

cookiefood

What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?

bananafood

Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.Fruit; Pineapple

food

I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.

cherryfood

You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!

marine-life

Can you be the partner to my chocolate?

chocolatefood

I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.

paleofood

Do you believe love at first taste? Or you could have plenty of seconds with me.

buffetfood

I'll crush your candy all night long.

candyfood

Let us create harmony together. And perhaps some cookies.

cookiefood

Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

lemonfood

Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Insert meat and mayo here.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food