food pickup lines
Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.
paleo food
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Babe do you have some KFC sauce, because you are chicken dippin' good.
kfc food
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Sex is like donut, you know its bad for you, but it feels so good. Want some donut?
donut food
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Honey-Comb Cereal: Don't mind me honey, just combing through.
cereal food
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I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing.
vitamin food
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What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.
avocado food
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Girl, do you win a lot? Because you are the queen of my wiener.
hot-dog-wiener food
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You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.Donuts
food
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Want to share this lovely candy bar with me and possibly a lifetime?
chocolate food
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Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet.Candy
food
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When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.
tequila food
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Sugar is sweet, honey is sweeter. Look at me and touch my wiener.
sugar food
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You're just my cup of tea!
tea food
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We're made pho each other.
pho food
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Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?Cookies
food
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Girl, I'm gonna clear all your hard sugar shell.
candy food
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And we will live happily avo after.
avocado food
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Oreos, it's plain as white & black, you are the only love for me.
oreos food
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Does the cake come with icing? Or do I have to apply it?
cake food
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Mama said stay away from sugar. But babe I cannot stay away from you.
sugar food
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You could put all the sweets business if you will be consistently sweet like that.
chocolate food
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I am ready to fill you up with some of my magical cream.
donut food
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I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.
energy-drink food
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Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.
banana food
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I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.
mcdonalds food
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Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?Egg Roll
food
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You are like honey on my bacon.
paleo food
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You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.Drink; Liquor
food
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Are you hungry or horny? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.
cucumber food
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.Ice Cream
food
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Lucky Charms Cereal: Oh, I'm just here. Being your lucky charm.
cereal food
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You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!Biscuit
food
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All the fortune cookies in the world led me to you.
cookie food
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Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.
cookie food
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Drop sugar packet labeled sugar in front of girl: Babe, you dropped your name tag.
sugar food
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Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
tea food
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I like my women like my tea, sweet as hell.
tea food
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Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.
cookie food
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I want to eat you, because I think you are tastier more than cake.
cake food
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Are you Santa? Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie.
cookie food
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Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
raisin food
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Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.
banana food
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Hey, baby, wanna dip my nuggets in your sauce?
mcdonalds food
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Are you skittles, because thanks for adding colors and rainbows to my world.
skittles food
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Girl I got sweet cake, and I want you to be on top as my cherry.
cherry food
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Dinner is on me. I know the chef.Dinner
food
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Doesn't Starbucks sound like an ancient Roman god, Starbuck, god of coffee beans and stimulants?
starbucks food
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Babe, want this hand roll as the perfect happy ending.
sush food
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Do you have candy corn? Because I want to whisper sweet things into your ears.
corn food
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Are you high tea? Because I am falling hard deep in love with you.
tea food
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You got some cookies? Let me pour some of my white sugar frosting to make them sugar cookies.
sugar food
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Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!
las-vegas-casino situational
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Donut and coffee for an amazing date?
donut food
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Babe you look absolutely better when you take that wrapper off of you.
chocolate food
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How does Ramen flirt? They send noods.
rame food
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How do you like your donuts? Glazed or frosted?
donut food
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Let's mint again soon.
tea food
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You make everything taste better just like cocoa.
chocolate food
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I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.
taco food
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Oreo Oh Oreo, where you though my Oreo.
oreos food
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I just wanted to know if you work here because I’d like to order some fries with that shake.
mcdonalds food
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You're sweet as a strawberry. Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry.
cherry food
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Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.
banana food
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Girl, you are avocado out of this world.
avocado food
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Girl, are you ready to taste my royal jelly?
honey food
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Babe, are you tequila? Because you make my sun rise.
tequila food
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You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.Cheese
food
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Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.
vitamin food
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Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile.Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
sugar food
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I learned to love sweets because of you and I am thankful for that.
chocolate food
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You’re so hot that you could make creme brulée with your looks.
bread-bakery food
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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?Fruit; Watermelon
food
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With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.
avocado food
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You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.
snack food
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Your name must be Jelly... ‘cuz jam don't shake like that.Jelly
food
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Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that's getting my heart rate up?
starbucks food
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Hey girl, are you bread? Because I want to put my hotdog in you.
hot-dog-wiener food
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I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.
paleo food
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Babe, want to try my favoite viet restaurant. I know a place Pho Kim Long.
pho food
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If you like how good I am with these cake sheets, check out how I am between the bed sheets.
cake food
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Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.
bread-bakery food
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Babe, you could dump tea in my harbor anytime.
tea food
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You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.
vitamin food
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Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.
paleo food
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My love for you is like my love for sushi,
sush food
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If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
honey food
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Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table.Farm
food
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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!
bread-bakery food
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Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-DJuice; Sunny-D
food
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Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pantsCoffee
food
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.
lemon food
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Girl if you are lonely and horny, I will be your cucumber for the night.
cucumber food
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Your raw body would look better rolled up in my bedsheets.
sush food
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I came here to look for some sweet bun to put my extra long wiener.
hot-dog-wiener food
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You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.Jam
food
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Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
starbucks food
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Babe, I'll put you between a guac and a hard place.
avocado food
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Your legs are like an Oreo. Because I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
oreos food
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I'm a master baker.Baking
food
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Don't add boba to your tea, you are already full of contexture.
boba food
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If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
cherry food
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Is today your cake day? Because you’re a snack.
snack food
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Do you want some raisin cookies? Perfect for someone who’s always raisin’ the bar.
cookie food
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Did you sit in high fructose corn syrup? Because your ass is so sweet.
corn food
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Girl, are you cookie dough, because I want to bake you.
cookie food
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Babe, with an ass like that, everyday must be cake for you.
cake food
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Are you a raisin? Because you’re a raisin my dick!
raisin food
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Baby, Let me sauce up your taco meat.
taco food
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Do what tastes right, and that's ME. (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Give this hog some space and it will be a healthy beast up for your pure satisfaction.
chipotle food
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I'm like KFC, I'm finger lickin' good.Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?
starbucks food
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Are you a salad? Because I think you will taste better when I put my cucumber in.
cucumber food
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I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.Ice Cream
food
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Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?
paleo food
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Girl, what we are about to do, there is no double wrapping.
chipotle food
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Well, hey there! I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
sugar food
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This is my pickuplime. How are you?
lime food
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This cherry pops like wildfire in your mouth.
cherry food
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Sweetie I can be your sweets in this world full of bitter people.
chocolate food
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What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?
vitamin food
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Girl I love to see and experience the sweetest you can be.
chocolate food
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You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!Chips
food
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Your ass is like tea. Hot!
tea food
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If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.
volunteers situational
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Is it my birthday today? Because you just brought me the cake.
cake food
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Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.
paleo food
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Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.
snack food
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You're like McDonald's baby, I'm lovin it!Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Hey baby, let's find something to taco about.
taco food
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Do you love taco? I am a very taco-tive person!
taco food
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I heard you are a chocolate lover I guess we are compatible darling.
chocolate food
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I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.
egg food
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Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my cock gets in your buns.
kfc food
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This buffet has the taste of the world, but girl, all I want is a taste of you.
buffet food
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I am like a buffet to women, because they always are coming for seconds.
buffet food
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Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.Jam
food
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My favorite place in the world is cuddled next to you nibbling something sweet.
chocolate food
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I know I just met you but I already like you more than candy.
candy food
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I hope in all the stars that you and I will not have any expiration date.
chocolate food
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I like my ramen noodle naked, hot, and bold.
rame food
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Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
raisin food
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Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
chocolate food
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You don't need no Celsius, because you are as hot as possible.
energy-drink food
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I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste greatChocolate Pudding
food
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Babe, let's do it animal style anytime.
in-n-out food
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Chocolate are always better when shared with you.
chocolate food
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I thought you wanted to see how my cookie crumbles.
mcdonalds food
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Would you like a banana to go with those splits?
banana food
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When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.
lime food
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I love you so much, I could never live without you. And I am not talking about the tequila.
tequila food
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Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?Fruit; Cherry
food
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Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.
chipotle food
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If I was a watermelon. Would you spit or swallow my seed?
watermelon food
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Babe, you want pho? I know a place Pho King Good.
pho food
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Nice set of buns you got. Want to make it a satisfying meal if I stick my foot-long there?
hot-dog-wiener food
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Babe, I want to put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.
sush food
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Forget about foreplay and filler rice, let's get straight to sashimi.
sush food
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My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks.Cheese
food
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Hey girl can you be the candy sprinkles to my ice cream?
chocolate food
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Donuts love coffee, you got some donuts and can I buy you some coffee.
donut food
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Aye girl, you a Twix? Cause I want both sides of you.
candy food
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Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing.
vitamin food
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Baby, you look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
candy food
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Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust... (Hot Pocket)Fast Food
food
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Girl, you put the sweet water inside your melons.
watermelon food
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Hey do you want a raisin? If not, how about a date?
raisin food
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Just call me cake. Because I'm gonna go straight to your thighs.
cake food
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Need a baking partner because I could fire up your oven.
bread-bakery food
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You're like my tea: Hot!
tea food
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Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.
mcdonalds food
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Did your donkey fell in sugar? Then what is that sweet ass?
sugar food
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I got candies for you in the back of my van.
candy food
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Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?
banana food
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I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingersIce Cream
food
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Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.
egg food
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What's your favorite roll? Dragon, rainbow, penis?
sush food
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Are you honey? Because you are sweet and thick.
honey food
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Babe, I got a bee in my hand, and you are absolutely beautiful. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”
honey food
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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?Eggs
food
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If your butt was a seafood restaurant I'd pick the pupu platter.
marine-life
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We should get together and have a tea party.
tea food
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If you were a chicken to be served at McDonalds, you would be McChicken.
mcdonalds food
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Babe, you want to eat my watermelon tonight? You could either spit or swallow my fine seeds.
watermelon food
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I donut care about anything when I am with you.
donut food
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I am normally a coffee kinda guy. But you are definitely my cup of tea.
tea food
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Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.
paleo food
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You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.Jam
food
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Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my wiener between those bunsHot Dog
food
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Babe, I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate, until I met you.
chocolate food
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Frosted Flakes Cereal: Are you hot? Let me frost your flakes.
cereal food
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I would gladly love what you sweet foods just to get to your heart.
chocolate food
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Pho at your place or mine?
pho food
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Girl, I am the ripe one for you.
banana food
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Be my queen bee, and I will show you all the honey I got.
honey food
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Babe are you honey? Because I would like to spread you.
honey food
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Hey baby, is your name Chipotle? Because I crave you all the time.
chipotle food
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If you were on the menu, you’d be a McBeautiful.
mcdonalds food
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I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.
paleo food
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Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk!Farm
food
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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine, but looks like I missed one.
snack food
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You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.
bread-bakery food
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Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grillBBQ
food
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I know we just met, but can I put my cookie dough in your oven?
cookie food
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How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being horny? Depends on where you put the cucumber.
cucumber food
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Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.
avocado food
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Are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna guacamolinside you.
avocado food
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I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre.Cooking
food
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I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.Fast Food Restaurant
food
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I got the hots Pho You.
pho food
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You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.
paleo food
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You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.
cucumber food
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Babe, I was just a normal corn until I met you. Tonight you have made me into a horny unicorn.
corn food
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Would you like to go for a coffee sometime? I heard that it tastes better with sugar.
sugar food
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How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog?Cooking
food
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Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.
lemon food
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You should let me lick the honey off those buns.
mcdonalds food
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Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.
banana food
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Do you like Smores?, well how about s'more of this dick up you a**Cookies
food
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Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
mcdonalds food
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Babe, you do not need all those chicken pieces to fill up your bucket, all you need is this cock.
kfc food
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I can't see the taste in this cereal but I can see how beautiful you are.
cereal food
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Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you.Kitchen; Cookware
food
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I hate chocolates but I love you.
candy food
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We go together naturally like marshmallows go with chocolate.
chocolate food
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I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.
candy food
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I put coconut oil on everything
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Are you flirt Tea? Because you can sure break the ice.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is your name sweet because you absolutely are.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My lips are skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
skittles food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl are you viet? Because you look so pho-kable.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Aye girl are u a banana? Because you make me go OOH OOH AH AH.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want a taste of that delicious butter milk of yours.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want just the burger or the whole combo with a drink and foreplay?
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am a honey bee, and I am attracted to the most beautiful flower here tonight.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You have this capability of making my taste buds so happy and I love that.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I love to eat those watermelon's. Let's go seedless.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl you must be the donut that I have been looking for, my pants are getting tight.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
For you I can be 100% made of sugar so that I will be enough sweet for you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you want something sweet I’m right here.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, naked!
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you know whats good in bed? Donut and sex.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.Fruit; Berry; Pancakes
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
What the best tea for this most beau-tea-ful girl on earth?
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This donut hole isn't the only hole that I will be having tonight.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I want my cucumber to have a jarring experience with you.
cucumber food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'll be in n out in a few minutes, and you will enjoy every drop of it.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen.Meal
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you were ice cream and i was chocolate sauce, I'd pour my love all over you!
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.Ice Cream
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I wish you could rub my salty French fries with some sweet ‘n’ sour sauce.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, people call me skittle. Because I do not instantly melt in your mouth.
skittles food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
The way chicken nuggets enter my taste buds is the same way you captivate my heart.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.Cupcakes
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you just have skittles? I want to kiss you because I want to taste the rainbow.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your pussy.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You got some honey? This bee is going to suck you dry tonight.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
It is crazy, the way you make this heart beat faster the way only sweets can do to me.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
It's WAAAYYY better than fast food (Wendy's)Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.Jalapenos
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don't need no Monster Energy, I already got a Monster in my pants.
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I used to hate sweets but I came to love those because of you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You're the sweet to my heart.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My tongue craves your sweet insides.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My fortune cookie just came true when I met you.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you eat my skittles? I would have to taste your rainbow to find out.
skittles food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is your name chocolate, because you make my serotonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, are you trying to loose some weight? How about some protein style.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are like noodle soup. I can never pho-get about you.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Ready for some raw action tonight?
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the surprise I wanted to get more than I want chocolate.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I eat only the finest of free-range meats
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are so sweet, I would eat you over chocolate any day.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I want to sugarcoat every part of your body, then I am going to eat you.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I can’t resist to use my tongue in eating this ice cream just like I can’t when I’m eating you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you ever tried bone luging?Drink
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, your butte is outta this world.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
I like you more than cake.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
We go together like taco and hot sauce.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Mexican? Because you are frying my tacos now.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of McDonalds!
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want some sushi?
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You have this effect on me I only feel upon eating chocolate.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My friends call me Butterfinger, wanna find out why?
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you Boba? Because I have fallen in love with my first taste of you.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you do not believe in the magic of love, come to my place and experience the magic of cookies.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you like to go for some tea?
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Even my new stainless steel pan set isn’t as slick as you.
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I brought you some Boba ’cause baby, we’re a matcha made in heaven.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you love boba tea? Because you're a cutie.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl you into energy drink? Because I am about to blow a pure shot of energy.
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, you’re not a snack! You’re the whole cream pie.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I heard you love pho? Let me give you my special pho combo tonight with all the meat and balls you desire.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a cookie? Because im crumbling for you.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
What topping? You're eggactly what I'm looking for.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
No amount of Starbucks Coffee could keep me awake like you do.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot tooFruit; Apple
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'm as sweet as sugar and on the inside I'm hot and gooey for your pleasure.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your body must be from McDonalds, coz I love it.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If I'll give you a birthday cake, will you blow my candle?
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Want to try the perfect sex? It is always fresh, made to order and with only the highest quality ingredients.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you so sweet, you about to make my raisin nut.
raisin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, this buffet line is long. How about I entertain you with some pick up lines instead.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Donut take this the wrong way, I just wanna sprinkle you with with sugar and spice.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I am a watermelon. Take my skin off and swallow my seeds.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutzHibachi
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You look sad, let me sprinkle some of good vibes at you baby.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!Eggs
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
In dating, I believe the first rule of buffet. First come first serve.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the Oreo to my milk.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl are you an Oreo? Because i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Sushi is not the only thing raw that you will taste tonight.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, do you want some tasty meat inside your bun?
dim-sum food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I like to go as bare as possible...when running...
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I heard you needed some Vitamin C. Here's a "pickup lime" for you.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You remind me of a bunch of Oreo. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Don’t you think having you and sweet food in my life is redundant?
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, this buffet place is missing one best dessert, you.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.Fruit; Banana
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you KFC? The doctor just gave me a prescription for all your gravy.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, friend or pho?
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You captivate my heart like chicken nuggets entrance my taste buds.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Every day with you is like honeymoon.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl my favorite dish of this buffet tonight is you.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You would be the McGorgeous if you were a burger at McDonalds.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Will you be the sauce to my egg roll?
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want some Chipotle, I will do some free delivery straight to your bedroom.
chipotle food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am craving for you more than I am craving for hot chocolate.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.
cherry food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you are so hot, you make my rare meat hard.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You know, I cook best in the morning.Cooking
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You and my tea have one thing in common: hot and comforting.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, it's not this bubble tea, you are the one making me feeling bubbly inside.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
When life hands you a lime, take a shot with it.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you prefer hamburger or hotdog? Either way my meat is going in your buns.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, do you like pho? Because I am falling Pho you.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.Breakfast
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!Breakfast
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?Coffee
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I want to double stuff your cookies.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hershey makes millions of kisses a day, all I want is just one from you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.Italian; Sausage
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you chocolate pudding, because I want to spoon you all night long.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?Cooking
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
No sugarcoating needed, I am totally in love with you.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I treat all boxes with respect.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you seen a hot dog through a donut? I can give you a good show tonight.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’d like to get my hand in your cookie jar.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Damn girl, if you were a breakfast cereal, I would guaranteed you to Snap, Crackle, and Flop.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you just have some skittles? I want to taste the rainbow.
skittles food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This bee is happy tonight, because I finally found my honey.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
When I met you my craving for something sweet stop.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you Dim Sum? Because I could taste all of you all day long.
dim-sum food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Want to do Netflix and Pho?
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream fillingHostess
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?Airplane
travel-foreign-country situational
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Staring at you is better than looking at freshly baked cookies.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
All you need is donuts, and love.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are like a donut. Once I taste you, I can’t stop.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My candy worms turn into candy cane for you.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gonna slap my meat across your grillBBQ
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later .
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?Bacon
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you have tea? I prefer some nice hot Tit-Tea.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you like a happy ending with your happy meal?
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.Chinese; Dim Sum
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My p**** is like Wendy's, fresh and never frozen.Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Tequila is never the answer. You, me, and tequila is the only solution.
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I will not ever need sweets if I already have you in my life.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, I’m trying to make a hotdog. I got the wiener I just need yo’ buns.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
What is your favorite position? Nigiri, Maki, or Uramaki?
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the cheese to my macaroni.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want fries with that shake!French Fries; Milk Shake
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, are you made of sugar? You are the sweetest person I've ever met.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I love you more than cake!
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, you wanna get Chipot-laid tonight?
chipotle food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you make me with high blood sugar now, because you are my true sweet-heart.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You wake up my taste buds like a tasty donut.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.Coffee; Starbucks
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are so hot, you make my colony collapse.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey baby, want three minutes of instant salty broth goodness in your mouth?
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You would definitely be a cu- tea
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I think I might be a cannibal. Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack for me to nibble on.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
What’s, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.
cucumber food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Thank you for your Tootsie Roll in my life.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you want some honey? My bumble bee has to pollinate your behind first.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I am normally shy. But you have made me into a Chai Tea tonight.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your smile lights up my inside quicker than spicy hot tacos.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
So, how much NOS do you need to drink before you turn into YES.
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You're a full bodied breakfast tea.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cake.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is that a trenta ice coffee under your coat or are you happy to see me?
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I have a van out the back and I got some free lollipop candy in it.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Come on over and I’ll give ya a Happy Meal.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you an Oreo? You looking mighty fine with that double stuffed ass.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you are a candy bar I promise I would refuse to share you with other people.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, we are cookies together. We are a batch made in heaven.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don't want your candy, but I'll take your number.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Why use wasabi when you are so hot already?
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl you’re like a ganache ‘cause you make this cake better just like you make my day better
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a donut? I am ready to glaze you inside and out.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, because you already made me cream in my pants.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
We go together like Cookies and Milk.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don't put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you cereal? Because I can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
Want to feel my personalized cookies?
cookie food
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⬇ 4
You are hotter than donut grease.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, I want a raw taste of your flavor sauce.
sush food
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⬇ 4
I’d take you to coffee but your Starbucks drink order embarrasses me.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Sweetie, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
If you were in McDonalds menu, you’d be McBeautiful.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.
cucumber food
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⬇ 4
Ready for some cake roll play?
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If only the sweets tastes like you then I would definitely start to love them.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silentFruit; Grape
food
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⬇ 4
I was wondering if you could be in my happy-meal in case you work at McDonalds.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
You must put a lot stuffing in your buns, because I want to eat it all.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl are you a cherry? Because I just want you on top of me.
cherry food
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⬇ 4
I am the colonel, show me your breast and I will show you an amazing time.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?
cake food
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⬇ 4
I don't need energy drink to keep me up all night, I just need you.
energy-drink food
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⬇ 4
You are a fountain of all the sweets in the world and that is why I love you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
You are black, I am white. Let's get some black and white shake going.
in-n-out food
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⬇ 4
You are my piece of cake, easy & delicious.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.
snack food
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⬇ 4
You’re like a sweet because I’d like to drizzle you on any food and still not get enough of you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I want to wrap around you like some hot and spicy Chipotle burrito.
chipotle food
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⬇ 4
I can make you so happy with all the candy stash I have at home. Want to see those?
candy food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you are making me go bananas.
banana food
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⬇ 4
You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?
egg food
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⬇ 4
I go loco whenever I eat chocolate and you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
If you were a McCafe drink, you would be a mchottie.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Nerds: Girl, you are forever my favorite nerds.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!Dinner
food
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⬇ 4
You are Ronald McDonald, right? Know what? I’m loving you.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl you handle my noodle just right.
rame food
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⬇ 4
Darling, you are like chocolate, you make everything better.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
You are the Wasabi to my sushi.
sush food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I don't need fortune cookies, when I got cookies like you.
cookie food
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⬇ 4
Girl, I love you so much that I would pick you over in n out.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!Candy
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you think Columbia is mad at Seattle for being the new mecca for coffee?
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Are you a corn field? Because I'll plow you right now.
corn food
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⬇ 4
I do not like sweets but I would gladly eat them just to get close to you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I am a sugar daddy with sweet watermelons. I'd like to invest some seed money into you.
watermelon food
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⬇ 4
Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
You're the boba to my tea.
boba food
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⬇ 4
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Babe are you from Kentucky? Because I love juicy Kentucky fried chick like you.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Life is Wonton-derful when I met you.
dim-sum food
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⬇ 4
Come up to my room, I'll open the package, add some water, and show you a good time with my cup noodle.
rame food
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⬇ 4
Girl do you love buffets? Because I would like to stuff you full that you cannot take anymore.
buffet food
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⬇ 4
Want some milk with your cocoa puffs?
cereal food
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⬇ 4
Do you know how you call a Native Indian tea? A tea-pee.
tea food
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⬇ 4
Want to have Dim Sum with me? I got beefy balls.
dim-sum food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Could you recommend the best teas to the most beau-tea-ful person on Earth? As known as them here.
tea food
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⬇ 4
I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Take me to your taco tonight.
taco food
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⬇ 4
I can last as long as a Le Creuset.Kitchen; Pot
food
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⬇ 4
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Tequila is good for you. And here's a pinch of salt to prove it.
tequila food
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⬇ 4
I like my boba like I like my women, hot and soft.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.
vitamin food
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⬇ 4
You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Girl, this quarter pounder will take you to a whole different level of experience.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Any girls wanna go to mac with me? You could be my happy meal.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
cake food
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⬇ 4
I do not mind gaining more weight as long as you do it with me.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Are you skittles? Because how many of you do I have to eat before tasting the rainbow?
skittles food
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⬇ 4
Mmmm, girl you remind me of butter. I want you on everything!
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Girl, that's some nice double meat you got there.
in-n-out food
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⬇ 4
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you're looking magically delicious!Cereal
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? 'Cause I cantaloupe.Fruit; Honeydew; Cantaloupe
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Babe you love boba pearls? I think you will definitely love pearl necklace.
boba food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Girl you better order a Trenta coffee, because guess what is going to keep you up all night later.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Babe I am corn, because I am about to say corny pick up lines to you.
corn food
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⬇ 4
Babe, the only thing missing in my Boba tea is your milk.
boba food
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⬇ 4
Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.
cereal food
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⬇ 4
Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.
rame food
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⬇ 4
The only favorite thing I have in this cruel world aside from sweets is having you in my life.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
What do you think the chances are that the government owns Starbucks and they're putting mind-altering drugs into the coffee to manipulate our very existence?
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you're great at raising corns.
corn food
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⬇ 4
I may not be your cup of tea, but I got great boba balls.
boba food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press? Because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Tequila might not be the answer. But it's worth a shot.
tequila food
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⬇ 4
Babe, let's grind so hard that we turn my corn cob into creamed corn.
corn food
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⬇ 4
I am a donut and you are a donut hole, I want you inside me.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!Eggs
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you like to go for some Boba?
boba food
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⬇ 4
You can butter my bacon, baby!
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.
egg food
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⬇ 4
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
vitamin food
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⬇ 4
You must be after me Lucky Charms!
cereal food
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⬇ 4
Are you ketchup? Because I'm mustard, we should get together on a wiener.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Ouch you are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
My tongue still craves your kind of sweet baby.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Like Taco Bell, I'm up late and I eat great ;).Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
I want my girls like my sushi, raw.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.
lime food
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⬇ 4
How about we take this sushi home and see if we can get some raw action.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Oh damn I never knew having you would give me the good kind of cavities.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl I want to pour my ramen into your bowl.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, is it your birthday today? Got me confused with all that cake you got there.
cake food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you are so hot, you made this chicken tender go extra crispy tonight.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Hey baby, are you my love buffet. Because I want to lay you on the table and take what I want.
buffet food
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⬇ 4
You’re my missing ingredient.Ingredient
food
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⬇ 4
If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.
cucumber food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
AYCE Buffet? No I prefer an AYCF night with you.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you prefer donut or just nuts? I have both at my place.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, eat me now, too late. Avocado.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Cooking
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, are you a watermelon? Because it is about to get messy when I eat you.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are my favorite topping in this ramen shop.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's be together Pho-ever.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...But you make my banana cream.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'll eat you like my Oreos, open you and lick you till there's no more white stuff.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I love your commit-mint to love.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Chipotle burritos make horny, and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.
chipotle food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a watermelon? Because I will eat your seeds.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’d take you to a candy shop, but you’re already full of sweet kiss.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you gonna have a Wonton-Derful night with me.
dim-sum food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together?Food Truck
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Call me cherry? Because I am about to make your life better being on top.
cherry food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the coffee to my donut, you complete me.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl are you a taco? Because I want to fold you in a blanket and eat you.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How hot does your gas oven get?Kitchen; Gas Oven
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are smoother and more palatable than a fondant and I like that.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a goldfish? Because you're the snack that smiles back.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, my slider is going to hit you in the right spot.
subway food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl are you sushi, you sure are soFISHticated.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are so hot, I want some of your juice all over my taco shells.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.
vitamin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you Willy Wonka? Because I want to cum inside your chocolate factory.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.Hot Dog
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My love for you is like an energy drink, ready to go up anytime.
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo faceFast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I will fight bees all day long for you, because you are my honey.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You’re lucky I haven’t eaten yet, because you can be my Happy Meal.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You got watermelon? Because I would eat you any summer day.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I will follow you wherever you go as long as there is Starbucks.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me.Eating
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you an avocado? Because I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
These cookies are a little nutty… just like me!
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, no corn maze is going to stop me from finding you.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, my blood sugar isn’t the only thing on the rise right now.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I’m going to start calling you blue cheese because you are dressing.
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Naked ramen, zero broth and all flavor.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want to get donut or do you want to be the donut?
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This is love at first site, which is as spicy as McDonalds’ chili sauce.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a Frito cause your really cornyChips
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you like to taste my cake roll?
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Come over to my house and I’ll give ya a happy meal.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you donut, because you are all sugar and curves.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?Cereal
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I love ramen just like I love you, I'll shoyu.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you donut know how much I want you.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Spread love as thick as you would avocado.”
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I ramenbered how much I love you.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want some ramen?
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You look as tasty as a chocolate cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Just like at BK, You're the boss. (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby I love you like I love donuts.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you are so hot, you pop my corns.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, my pho noodle is extra firm for you.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, you are pho-nomenal.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you ready? Because I would definitely want to taste your sweet.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Don't feel salty. You could always pickle my cucumber.
cucumber food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are one dough-able donut.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want you more than a Chipotle chip wants guacamole.
chipotle food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl you know what's common between you and kfc? Juice from inside.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a chocolate bar? Because I see me filling you up with my nuts.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you are an espresso shot, I would be so addicted to you that I have to attend Coffee Anonymous program.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I heard you like it raw.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Call me Pooh, because I'd like to dig my paw inside you for that sweet honey.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, do you know what a cake would say to you? You want a piece of me?
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas, Sofritas, or My tasty man based protein?
chipotle food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Pardon me, are you bio-available?
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I will work my life just to get another drop of your honey.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If there is a food that tastes like you I would definitely get a supply of those forever.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Happy birthday girl. I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe by the time I am done, I will turn your white sugar into brown sugar.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, if you think this wiener is tasty, you should taste my wiener juice tonight.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My ramen needs a little more topping. Can you be that for me?
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you know why KFC is so tasty? Because they pressure cook that cock to preserve all the juice.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My love for you is like hot cookie, I just can’t hold on to it until I stuff it in my face.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don’t think there’s anything hotter than a chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I just poured some sugar on myself. Are you ready for some sweet ride?
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you are so hot you made my soft taco hard.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.
sush food
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Babe, I want to cultivate a better world with you.
chipotle food
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger; Lunch
food
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Are you a sugar momma? Because I want to lick some sweet milk off you.
sugar food
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This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want.Bar
food
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Baby I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
chocolate food
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Would you like to go mac with me? You could be my happy meal.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Are you corn? Because I would like to push my stick inside you.
corn food
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⬇ 4
Babe I am so happy to see you, and this is definitely not a chocolate bar in my pants.
chocolate food
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You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
You got the honey and I got the money.
honey food
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Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I’m always sugar high!
sugar food
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I heard you have a stash of kisses in your dorm can i possibly get one from you?
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
It’s nice that if I want something sweet I won’t ever have to hold back ‘cause I have you.
chocolate food
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Roses are red. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel my power.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you cum.
dim-sum food
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The way you are going straight to my thighs you must be McDonalds.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway)Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
No more Mr. Rice guy, I am going for raw end of the deal.
sush food
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⬇ 4
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.
cereal food
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⬇ 4
I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.
taco food
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⬇ 4
If your right leg was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals.
snack food
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⬇ 4
I am sorry, I might have been a bit too early.. Grey.
tea food
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⬇ 4
Girl, I am the colonel, the man, the myth, and the legend.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I got some rainbow kisses. Want to have some skittles?
skittles food
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⬇ 4
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
tea food
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⬇ 4
Girl, are you candy sprinkles? Because a little bit of you makes the whole world much sweeter.
candy food
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Tell me where you are sitting. I want to sit next to you.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.Chicken Nugget
food
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⬇ 4
Babe, my eyes are glazed all over you.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Babe I am the best cookies that you will ever have, if you rub me the right way I'll crumb for you.
cookie food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs? Because you know how to make my wiener stand.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Girl, Honest-Tea is all you will have from me.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Would you be interested in having a cup of tea in an irresis-tea-ble tea house?
tea food
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⬇ 4
I threw my fries on the ground because I saw a hot mom spank her kid who did so.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Is your ass a watermelon? Because I'd smash that.
watermelon food
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⬇ 4
Do you like cheerio? Because I'd put my honey nut in you.
honey food
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⬇ 4
You remind me of a bunch of cookies. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.
cookie food
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I can lick it, slam it, and suck it...more limes please!
lime food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I am bad. Because I am Guilt-Tea as hell in love with you.
tea food
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⬇ 4
I see you've got some tequila's. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
tequila food
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⬇ 4
Do you like seafood? Because I've got crabs.
marine-life
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you are finger licking good like this donut.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I love you like I love my sushi, I want to roll you up and eat you raw all night long.
sush food
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⬇ 4
Babe you are like a donut, I thought I was on a diet but I don't care anymore.
donut food
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⬇ 4
You're like my Boba, hot and sweet!
boba food
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⬇ 4
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fineCoffee
food
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⬇ 4
Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole.
snack food
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⬇ 4
Girl, you are absolutely pho-bulous.
pho food
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⬇ 4
I’ve been waiting pho someone like you.
pho food
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⬇ 4
If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.Drink; Vodka
food
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⬇ 4
You're as sweet as a candy cane.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Just hoping to bake your day a little better.
cookie food
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You stole my heart. You must be the Hamburglar.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreatCereal
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
vitamin food
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⬇ 4
I am only satisfied for the day because of a sweet like you.
chocolate food
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Fresh loving is what we do all night long.
subway food
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⬇ 4
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, I got some sweet white chocolate.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
The best ramen that you will ever have is this men.
rame food
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⬇ 4
If anyone else hits on you, I'll just tell them, “That's nacho girl.”Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you think Mr. Starbuck really drinks Sanka?
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
They call my dick spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.
snack food
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⬇ 4
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottieFast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Did you get some Chipotle tonight? Good because I like to eat my girl with integrity.
chipotle food
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⬇ 4
Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today's my cake day we should make it a date.
cake food
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⬇ 4
Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?
starbucks food
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Got lime? Because I got the tequila.
lime food
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⬇ 4
Do you like cherries? Can I have yours?
cherry food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.
banana food
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Girl, do you know Oreos are like boobs? Because they taste so much better with milk & creams.
oreos food
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⬇ 4
Is the soup hot? Oh wait it's just you.
rame food
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Are you a Bud Light Lime? Because I am down for a good time.
lime food
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⬇ 4
I'm German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel?Fast Food Restaurant; Hot Dog
food
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⬇ 4
I know how to make that donut taste even better, some of my man frosting.
donut food
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Nibbling would be enough for now because I would like to save you forever.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.
watermelon food
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Time for some sushi, Wassa Bae.
sush food
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I do not want a piece of you because I wanted the whole lot of you.
chocolate food
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Are you chocolate spread? Because I want you to spread for my satisfaction tonight.
chocolate food
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Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?
paleo food
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⬇ 4
I want to take all my breaks talking to you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.
oreos food
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⬇ 4
I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck on some sugarcoated titties.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Eating Sugar? No Papa. Open your mouth. Hahaha.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Girl, are you caffinated drink? Because you giving me energy to keep going.
energy-drink food
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⬇ 4
I’d like to be the donut jelly that melts in your mouth.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dickChocolate
food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I got the dog and I like your buns. Just a little work and we can add a little sauce & cream too.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Girl you aren’t a snack, you’re a fine looking three course meal.
snack food
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⬇ 4
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?Breakfast
food
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⬇ 4
Dim sum tell you, you are the one for me?
dim-sum food
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⬇ 4
I hate candy but I love you.
candy food
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Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar. There’s no other way to explain why you such a sweet pie.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
I'm like Burger King you can have it YOUR WAY.Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
Forget about those fast food tacos, you want to have some real meat inside you.
taco food
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⬇ 4
Girl you so hot. And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy.
snack food
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⬇ 4
Are you sugar? Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
I can last longer than cast iron.Cookware
food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you know what's better than that Tootsie roll? How about we get some Titty Roll in the sheets.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I am going to jump the gum and kiss you right now.
candy food
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⬇ 4
You gave my life thrill just like sweets do to my taste buds.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I might not be a hipster, but I love seeing you at Starbucks everyday.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?Lunch
food
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⬇ 4
Let's get ice cream. I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry.
cherry food
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Starburst: You make my heart burst.
candy food
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Girl, you are a perfectly ripe avocado. You are so good you could guaced my entire world.
avocado food
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Girl I am soft from your hotness.
rame food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I am the King of Pho. I can PhoKing you any day.
pho food
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There are plenty of corn in the field, but your cob is the only one I want.
corn food
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When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.Eggs
food
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⬇ 4
If you were a cherry, I'd bring you down.
cherry food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
You make everybody happy like a sweet food. How about I make you happy this time?
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Are you skittles? Because I will never stop chasing rainbows.
skittles food
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⬇ 4
They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King).Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Is your blood sugar low? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
I’d love to be that cookie you’re eating because they have the excuse to get close to your lips.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Do you like cereal? Want to get to know me because I'mmmmmmm GREAT!
cereal food
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⬇ 4
Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!Candy Bar
food
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⬇ 4
Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
I go loco whenever I eat candy and you.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Do you eat cherries? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.
cherry food
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⬇ 4
Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Let's just stay in and curdle tonight.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
You seem like a dozen cookies in an oven! You're hot, and I need to take you out for dinner!
cookie food
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⬇ 4
What do you blow to make a wish? Sugar daddy.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.Dessert
food
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⬇ 4
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
raisin food
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⬇ 4
Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"Candy
food
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You're the honey to my tea.
tea food
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⬇ 4
Let's get some sweat on that sweet donut of yours.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Donut you know how much I want you?
donut food
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⬇ 4
I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies!
cookie food
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⬇ 4
If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe.Cooking
food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.
oreos food
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⬇ 4
I'd like to make some Soup-er babies with you tonight.
dim-sum food
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⬇ 4
With you around, I never feel low.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I can chop a cherry tree down. With my tongue.
cherry food
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⬇ 4
Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).
banana food
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⬇ 4
Girl I work at KFC, I want to put my secret blend of herbs and spices in your pressure cooker.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Soy happy to roll with you in bed.
sush food
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⬇ 4
Girl, do you like your cock original or extra crispy.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
I like my meat raw, of course
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Babe are you skittles? Because I love your true colors.
skittles food
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⬇ 4
I do not think it is possible but you are sweeter than all the chocolate in the world.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Girl, my sub is the fresh fit inside you.
subway food
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⬇ 4
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you.
honey food
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⬇ 4
Sleepin with me is like quizno's.. MMM TOASTYFast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
Do you like bees? Because I would like to show you my comb.
honey food
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⬇ 4
If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.Kitchen; Fennel
food
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⬇ 4
I promise I’ll make you forget all the bad things this day brought by being your stash if sweet.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Girl, I want to preserve our love with sugar. Because you are my jam.
sugar food
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I get fresh eggs daily.
egg food
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Life is a like a box of chocolates, and I cannot imagine my life without you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could suck my…
tequila food
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⬇ 4
What flavor soup base? I am Soy into you.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a Starbucks Refresher? Because you are a hidden gem.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
What are you doing this fall? How about we take advantage of the harvest season?Farm
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Your panties are like Oreos, I wanna lick the inside.
oreos food
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I donut know what happened last night, I just knew you were hot and sweet.
donut food
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Those short shorts look so good on you. I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Damn girl you a KFC? Cause i want to eat your juicy breast and thick thighs.
kfc food
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Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
egg food
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⬇ 4
Is your dad a farm? Because you got some nice watermelons.
watermelon food
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⬇ 4
Violets are blue, grass is greener. When I think of you, my wiener is bigger.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Don’t you think you have got to check if you have diabetes? Because you are the sweetest.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I am all for chocolate and falling in love with you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
You look gouda nuff to eat.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.Fruit; Banana; Ice Cream
food
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⬇ 4
I love woman that can appreciate good coffee.
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.Ice Cream
food
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⬇ 4
I would ask you to dance, but I need some sweet energy drink from you.
energy-drink food
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You are so hot, you make my tea steamy and bubbly inside.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
Girl, if we were cereals, we belong in a bowl together.
cereal food
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⬇ 4
You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you'd hidden raw liver in my smoothie.
paleo food
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Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza
food
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⬇ 4
What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!
banana food
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⬇ 4
Have you been baking cookies. Because you just made this ginger nut.
cookie food
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⬇ 4
Girl, want to suck on my candy worms.
candy food
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⬇ 4
If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.
marine-life
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a chocolate bunny, because I want to nibble on your ears first than eat you full.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, you make my puny raisins into juicy dates.
raisin food
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⬇ 4
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Lick my fingers like you could not get enough of me like you do to your sweets.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Are you dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
donut food
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Did you just fall from heaven's bakery? Because you look as tasty as an angel cake.
cake food
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⬇ 4
I think you need my beef and balls in your bread.
subway food
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⬇ 4
Call me icing sugar, because I wanna sprinkle on that cake.
cake food
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⬇ 4
I am always ready for something sweet like you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream.
snack food
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⬇ 4
Yolo, you obviously love Oreos and I do too. Go out with me.
oreos food
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⬇ 4
I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLY!Donuts
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey, girl, are you made of sugar? Because you're the sweetest person I've ever met.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's convert that caffeine energy into kinetic energy.
energy-drink food
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⬇ 4
You must be the top banana here.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you chocolate milk? Because I want to swallow every last drop of you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Want a sugar daddy? Let me add some sweet syrup into you.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How would you like your coffee in the morning?
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
Seeing you make me melt like jelly on a hot donut.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Will you sleep with me if I buy you guacamole? No, maybe you are not an avocado-ho.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
Babe does your father run a candy factory? Because he sure made the best candy as sweet as you.
candy food
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⬇ 4
What do you and the cookies in my oven have in common? I ought to take you out right now.
cookie food
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⬇ 4
Babe are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again
marine-life
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, are you serving buffet tonight? Because I want you to stuff me good.
buffet food
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If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Do you drink tea? Want to share a cup of Naugh-Tea with me?
tea food
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⬇ 4
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.Dessert
food
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⬇ 4
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
I want to lick your body the way I would lick anything with chocolate.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
I don’t think I’d mind if they call you a Devil’s food, because I’d still take the risk for you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
At Taco Bell, I cannot just think outside the bun. I want to be inside your bun.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.Candy; Toffee
food
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⬇ 4
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you interested in a fromage a trois?Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like reading? I’ve heard Omnivore’s Dilemma is the perfect bedtime story.Meal
food
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⬇ 4
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?Hamburger
food
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⬇ 4
I'd buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My p**** is like Rally's, you GOTTA eat.Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I want to suck on your feet like this Chicken feet.
dim-sum food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I don't need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You.
vitamin food
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⬇ 4
Doesn't the smell of coffee and hip-retro music want to make you fall in love?
starbucks food
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⬇ 4
You seem like a sweet girl. Mind if I lick you to find out?
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Your lips taste like sweet honey to me.
honey food
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⬇ 4
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.
cucumber food
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⬇ 4
Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Are you KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Baby I can never get enough of your sweetness like I can never get enough of chocolate.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, are you candy? Because you got a sweet ass!
candy food
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⬇ 4
Are you taco? Because you are the love of my life.
taco food
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⬇ 4
Be my donut, and I will fill your holes.
donut food
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⬇ 4
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you my cereal? Because I wanna spoon you.
cereal food
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⬇ 4
Let's Taco about love tonight.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.
egg food
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⬇ 4
Babe are you an energy drink, because you keeping me up all night long.
energy-drink food
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⬇ 4
Are you a vegetarian? Because I got a plump cucumber to fit inside you.
cucumber food
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⬇ 4
Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.
banana food
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⬇ 4
How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?Meal
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl I am all about the watermelon. I am as seedy as it gets.
watermelon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.
volunteers situational
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This outfit really fit you. You look tea-rribly gorgeous.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Just like at BK, my fire's always ready (Burger King)Fast Food Restaurant
food
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⬇ 4
Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Things will definitely get real toasty if I get to see you later.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Are you corn? Because I wanna stalk you.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, I will treat you a seven-course meal tonight. A hot dog and my six pack.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.
buffet food
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⬇ 4
Hey girl, I hope that's nacho man over there.Cheese
food
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⬇ 4
Babe are you a donut? I want to take you out and eat you in my car.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight.
snack food
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⬇ 4
I like my sex how I like my sugar. Unfiltered and Raw.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.Fruit; Coconuts
food
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⬇ 4
What's the difference between you and a Hotdog? I don't wanna sleep with a hotdog.
hot-dog-wiener food
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⬇ 4
Mmmm girl! You are so sweet. I m going to get diabetes.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
Darling you are enough sweet for me. Am i enough for you?
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.Eating
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Chipotles burritos are like sex, and girl I always finish last.
chipotle food
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⬇ 4
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
cake food
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⬇ 4
Girl, once you try my cucumber, you will never want another man's pickle.
cucumber food
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⬇ 4
Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake. Will you date me?
cake food
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⬇ 4
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken
food
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⬇ 4
So much sandwich, with my meat and your buns.
subway food
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⬇ 4
John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Looky, looky, I made you cookies!
cookie food
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⬇ 4
I'd like to pollinate you to get some of your sweet honey.
honey food
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⬇ 4
This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.
lemon food
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⬇ 4
I like my women like I like my tequila. And, of course, that whole worm thing.
tequila food
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⬇ 4
Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.
banana food
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⬇ 4
You’re spicier than sriracha.Hot Sauce
food
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⬇ 4
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?Fruit; Honeydew
food
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⬇ 4
If you paid me a visit, I would butter your toast and take you for breakfast.
mcdonalds food
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⬇ 4
I want to have Pho-King with you tonight.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.
bread-bakery food
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⬇ 4
I could never get tired of ramen if you are the topping on it.
rame food
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⬇ 4
Lets go back to your place and grind some organ meat. Or we can go to mine. I'll give you the best brain you've ever had.
paleo food
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⬇ 4
Your so sweet, your giving me cavities just talking to you.
sugar food
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⬇ 4
Sooner or later I will get diabetes because of your sweetness.
chocolate food
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⬇ 4
You are my princess, because babe you are Royal-Tea.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.
avocado food
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⬇ 4
You are the kind of candy I am not willing to share.
candy food
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⬇ 4
Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Green eggs and damn!
egg food
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⬇ 4
Want to have a hot pets party? I hope my hot dog gets along with your hot pussy.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You know why I’m a baker? Because i love cake.
cake food
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⬇ 4
Hey it’s my Cake day. Be my cake tonight.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you love sushi, you will definitely love MAKIng out with me.
sush food
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⬇ 4
I like my girl like my chai tea – tall and dirty.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Oh babe, you are my sugar sweet donut.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. You. These are all things I want to spoon.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can you be my mocha? ‘Cause mocha is made from two of my favorite food in the world.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby you satisfy me like only chocolate could.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are looking fine in those Vibrams.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you want fries well done or fries light? I'll fry you just how you like it.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe you want some Oreo? You could lick my white cream any time.
oreos food
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⬇ 4
I want to call you mine for the hole lifetime.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila? Because I'm an alcoholic.
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I only wanted a week’s supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl, are you a chai? Because I’d like to get dirty.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a banana? Because I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I wish you were cheesecake, 'cause I'd eat you right up.Cheese
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, you are sweeter than honey.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Does your pussy smell like fish? I love my sushi.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How long have you been pickling these cucumbers?
cucumber food
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⬇ 4
Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.
candy food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can I have a junior chicken with a side of your number.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You make my day complete just by getting a whiff of you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.Butter
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I want a buffet of you for the rest of my life.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did you know tequila is healthy? Here's another shot.
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Is your face from McDonalds, Because I’m lovin’ it.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Can I have cookie, and 2 scoops of you.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I will make you soften as fast as pho.
pho food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.
bread-bakery food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I am like an Oreo, the best stuff is on the inside.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'll matcha in my bed.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, I would corn-er you any night.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the hole that complete my donut.
donut food
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⬇ 4
Are you natural sunlight? Because you’ve ripened my banana.
banana food
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⬇ 4
Girl, you want some KFC? This cock is sure decilious.
kfc food
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⬇ 4
Babe I hope you are a buffet tonight. Because I cannot stop myself from having more of you.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you taco? Because you would want some of my hot sauce inside your shells.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
High blood sugar may be temporary, but baby, our love is forever.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you eat tacos late? Because my Taco Bell is open.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"Fast Food Restaurant
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You could be the curry sauce to my French fries. Yum girl.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.
christian religion
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen.Cooking
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together.Farm
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.Candy Bar
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Here you go! Hot Tea, because that's who you are.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you live in a corn stock? Because I want to stock you.
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you tea leaf? Cuz girl I want to pour on you and drink off you all night long.
tea food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You brighten up my day like only drizzle on strawberries can.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I will keep you warmer than any Starbucks ever has. Seriously though, would you like to cuddle?
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.Harvest
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you skittles? Because I wanna taste the rainbow.
skittles food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My roll grows every time I see you.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How about we go back to my place, and I will help you to drop your blood sugar.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout
paleo food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I first panicked when my wife lying unconscious in the kitchen. I then remembered that breakfast is served at McDonalds, and relaxed.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you think you need more sweet? Because I would love to make up for if you let me.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Dear I would pour all the sweetness I have in my body towards you to make you happy.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you an energy drink? Because you’re making my heart race
energy-drink food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You can scramble my egg.
egg food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Who knew they start selling panini here? Can I get you one?
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Nibbling is not enough, know that I want to devour you fast.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Why don't you take some clothes off and have a raw good time.
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Every moment is extra toasted with you.
in-n-out food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Here’s a variety of cookies you can pick and chews from.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.Chocolate
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
This buffet is open for you tonight. You will keep on coming until you can barely move.
buffet food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, are you cake? Because I want to have my cake and eat it too.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If sexy were McDonalds, you would be double stuffed.
mcdonalds food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.
frozen-yogurt-and-ice-cream food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the salsa of my Tacos. I cannot live without you.
taco food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I think i've gone kuku for your coco puffs.
cereal food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I can make you so happy with all the stash I have at home. Want to see those?
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?
corn food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you carrot cake? Because I carrot live without you.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, do you want some of this eel?
sush food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper.
honey food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Have you ever had a hot dog competition, because my wiener takes the cake.
hot-dog-wiener food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You must be a powerpuff girl. Because your made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, you are free to leave your cookies on my machine anytime.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I got a bottle of Tequila, ready to party?
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour puss tonight.
lemon food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
sugar food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Girl, you must be an Oreo, I want your fillings so bad.
oreos food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.
avocado food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.Gatorade
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe I'll bring the tequila, and I want some of your sweet salty juice.
tequila food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am a donut without you, all empty in the middle.
donut food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
There might be a Starbucks at every corner, but I only love the one with you.
starbucks food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, did you just finish those KFC? It's time to put some bones inside that wet empty box of yours.
kfc food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I am a hopeless Ramen-tic for you.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Cherry pie fixes everything. Especially with my cream.
cherry food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Want to play fruity? In this game I will pop up your cherry with my banana.
cherry food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are the kind of sweet I am not willing to share.
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Are you a monkey? I wanna feed you my banana.
banana food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo faceCool Whip
food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You are one sexy and smart cookie.
cookie food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Do you like raisins? No? Then you must try my juice dates.
raisin food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's party with corona and lime.
lime food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
At home it is always sweet o’ clock. Want to come with me?
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
My ramen noodle gets extra firm for you.
rame food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?
chocolate food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.
cherry food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
I'm not the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
cake food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.
las-vegas-casino situational
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
snack food
⬆ 4
⬇ 4
You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.
candy food
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⬇ 4
You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.
taco food
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Girl, I got all the Avacadough you could dream of.
chipotle food
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I do not need a ganache on my cake because you are enough sweet for me.
chocolate food
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I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
chocolate food
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I would take you to the movies, but no outside snacks allowed.
snack food
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I do not need anything special because you are enough special in my life.
chocolate food
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Want sushi to go and chill?
sush food
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Whatever sprinkles your donut, I got some of that sweet loving.
donut food
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Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.
vitamin food
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Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
taco food
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Babe, want to see how I can pump out sweet sugar with my sugarcane?
sugar food
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I thought of you while having chocolate cake, because you are just too sweet.
chocolate food
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Hey, was your daddy a barista? Because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
starbucks food
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Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.
banana food
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I would like to be your stash of food that can give you comfort whenever you are sad.
chocolate food
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How many coffee beans do you think go into one espresso shot?
starbucks food
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I hate when people say you cant have snacks for dinner, because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.
snack food
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Want to come by my place? I have cake up-stairs.
cake food
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I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than… oops… of course there is you!
chocolate food
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I bet you, I will clear all jelly on your belly.
candy food
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You are like a box full of sweet that I cannot get hands off.
chocolate food
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People call me Boba tea, suck my balls and I will give you a great time.
boba food
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Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
cucumber food
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This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are.
mcdonalds food
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My junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better p****. Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Would you like extra milk or cream in your Boba?
boba food
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Girl, you so hot I want to spread my sauce all over you.
in-n-out food
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I want to put my seed in your avocado.
avocado food
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Baby you are the jelly on my donut.
donut food
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Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.
avocado food
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Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs
egg food
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Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?
paleo food
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You are the burrito and I am the taco so stick that burrito in my taco
taco food
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Do you have skittles, because I would taste your rainbow any day.
skittles food
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Just like Wendy's, Where's the beef baby?Fast Food Restaurant
food
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Girl I heard you love sushi and raw fish, and I happen to make the best raw human roll.
sush food
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Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
chocolate food
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Girl are you candy? Because I am completely addicted to you.
candy food
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If you worked at McDonalds you would be my happy-meal.
mcdonalds food
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You are sweeter than the s'more Frappuccino!
starbucks food
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Do you know I am great at pick up lime? Because I got the zest.
lime food
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I visited my doctor today and he said my sugar is too low. So babe I need you to give me some sugar now.
sugar food
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Sleepin with me is like quizno’s.. MMM TOASTY
mcdonalds food
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You got that sweet ass Boot-Tea.
tea food
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I’d buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.
bread-bakery food
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Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.
honey food
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You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate in a cold winter day.
starbucks food
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Are you a cherry? Because I want to pop you tonight.
cherry food
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I could hit your guac bottom any night.
avocado food
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This might sound corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
corn food
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You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.
snack food
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You make my heart melt faster than hot chocolate.
chocolate food
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I never thought that I would meet the woman of my dreams at a coffee joint. Am I dreaming?
starbucks food
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You must be craving to taste my spicy buffalo sauce.
mcdonalds food
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Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?Hot Dog; Donuts
food
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God put as much work into you as an excellent piece of artisan bread.
bread-bakery food
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Hey girl your ramen still needs more topping, let's get me on top of you.
rame food
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Babe, you are so hot, you made my soft dough into a tough cookie.
cookie food
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You are sweeter than honey.
honey food
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Want to do it tonight for a Oolong time.
tea food
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Are you chocolate? Because you are the only one that can satisfy me.
chocolate food
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Wanna see the secret prize in my Happy Meal?
mcdonalds food
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Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.
cake food
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Do or Donut? I will just do you.
donut food
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Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?
corn food
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Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.
bread-bakery food
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A day without you is like an Oreo without cream filling.
oreos food
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Girl, do you like watermelons? Because you have water in your melons!
watermelon food
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Hey baby, want to have some fun with me along with some chocolate tonight?
chocolate food
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Girl, I want to snack on you versus eating you. Do you know the difference between snack and a meal? I could do you all night long during our Netflix and Chill.
snack food
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Are you honey, because you have been buzzling in my mind all night.
honey food
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I'm gonna name your ass avocado. Because it's the good kind of fat.
avocado food
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I got the cream and I want you to be my cherry on top.
cherry food
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No I don't want onion with that, but I will take a sexy girl like you.
in-n-out food
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Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
cookie food
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What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?
banana food
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Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.Fruit; Pineapple
food
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I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.
cherry food
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You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!
marine-life
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.
paleo food
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Do you believe love at first taste? Or you could have plenty of seconds with me.
buffet food
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I'll crush your candy all night long.
candy food
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Let us create harmony together. And perhaps some cookies.
cookie food
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Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.
lemon food
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