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Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?

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Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.

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Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.

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You know I'm da man you been wading for.Fishing

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Fishing with you in September is best because you can't 'run-off'.

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You look like a trout, baby, and I want to fish you.

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I can feel a lot of tension between us.

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Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!Fishing

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Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little fucker.Fishing

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(As she is leaving her fishing hole) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!Fishing

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People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?

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Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

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There are many fishes in the sea, but it’s only you I see with me.

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Aren't you a catch!

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You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.

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We could make BEAUTIFUL fish togetherFishing

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You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.Fishing

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I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.

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Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

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Do you mind if I put my tackle in your box?

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I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

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Hey girl are you a fish? Because we should hook up.

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Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.

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There is plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.

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I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river.

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You can look through my tackle box.

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Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

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My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs. 

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Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.Fishing

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Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.Fishing

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You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

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When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.

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You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

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My uncle has a drift boat. Just saying.

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I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

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If you were a fly baby you'd be 'irresistible'.

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We could make BEAUTIFUL fish together

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I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river...Fishing

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You wanna get out of this fishbowl?

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Mind if I reel you in?

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I wish you were a fish so I could reel you in.

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Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?Fishing

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Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!

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My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs. Fishing

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Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.Fishing

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Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!

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I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

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I like hookers.Fishing

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You’ve got me hook, line, and sinker.

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Excuse me, can you hold my rod?Fishing

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You should see the size of the one that got away.

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Hey, girl, are you a fish? Because we should hook up.

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I bet I could breath in them waders.Fishing

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Bow ties may be cool, but I think you’re cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

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Want to compare tan lines?

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You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

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Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?

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I've got a 9' rod.Fishing

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You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

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I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there and thought of you.

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If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.

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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I am fishing for.

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I don't know if you've ever been fishing but I think we should hookupFishing

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Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

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You know I don’t go fishing often, But you’re quite the catch!

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Can i put my tackle in your box?

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Hey baby, if I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.

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Excuse me, can you hold my rod?

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Can i fish in your pond?

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You wanna come back, and see my minnows?Fishing

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Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

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Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.

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Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.

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Let me see your fly box.Fishing

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Nice bobbers!Fishing

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Nice bobbers!

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Fishing with you in September is best because you can't 'run-off'.Fishing

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Baby, you’re the fish fingers to my custard.

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You know I'm da man you been wading for.

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Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.

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I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.

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I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.

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Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?

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Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

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Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little fucker.

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You just reeled me in with your beauty.

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You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.Fishing

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The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.

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We should hook up.

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How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank

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You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

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Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.Fishing

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I’ll let you look through my tackle box.

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Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good?

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We should hook up when you feel like it.

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I’m all about that bass.

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If you were a fly baby you'd be 'irresistible'.Fishing

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You’re on the small side, but I wouldn’t throw you back.

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I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.Fishing

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I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.

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You know, I have the longest rod on this river.Fishing

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Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves

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Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?Fishing

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Wanna see my big lure?

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Hey, babe, you reeled me over here. So what do you want to talk about?

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Let me see your fly box.

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I may not be able to do miracles but I got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

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Can i put my tackle in your box?Fishing

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I have a lucky pole. And I think it's about to get luckier tonight.

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Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

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You’re a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

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Can i fish in your pond?Fishing

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Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

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Are you Swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.Fishing

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Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.

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I've got a 9' rod.

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Hello, dear. Do you think you are ready to spawn?

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You wanna come back, and see my minnows?

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Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you’re a keeper.

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You’re the only fish in the sea for me.

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I bet I could breath in them waders.

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I like hookers.

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Want to see how long my fishing rod is?

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I’d swim the deepest ocean for you. And I’m not just saying that cause I’d do it anyway. Cause I’m a fish.

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I wanna hook you on my worm.

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Are you Swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

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Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

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Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

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How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tankFishing

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