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Sorry I won your fantasy football league without understanding football.

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I love it when you yell at the TV when we watch football.

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At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

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At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!

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My league will always have a spot for you.

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I will be your fantasy player.

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You must be my fantasy football picks, because you never let me down.

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Starting Defense… Beww BEWWW Beww…That ‘s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped…The Indianapolis Colts!

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Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.

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You are my number one draft pick.

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I'm a guy who like to gamble. What are my chance with you?

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At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!

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At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

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Want to come over and check out my fantasy potential in my bedroom?

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At Quarterback…Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass…from the Seattle Seahawks… Russell Wilson!

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At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!

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At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!

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If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.

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Guess who is my top draft choice?

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I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.

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What is your opinion on my latest pick?

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Want to be part of my league?

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Want to check out my lineup?

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Hey girl, wanna be in my fantasy... football league?

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I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.

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If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.

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So, what is your game plan?

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I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.

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At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

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Hey girl, how about that fantasy football trade?

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I'm sorry. I lost track of the points while staring at you.

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Game on!

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Fifty shades of fantasy... FOOTBALL! Are you ready to get SPANKED?

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Hey girl, you rocked your fantasy football draft!

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You are way out of my league!

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You put the fantasy in fantasy football.

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Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I speak football fluently. Stop drooling, you are creeping me out...

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Can I name my fantasy football team after you?

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