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Flame on!

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I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.

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You're beautiful even when you're invisible.

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Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames.

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On your mark, get set, glow!

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You must have been exposure to cosmic rays, because you look fantastic.

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Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?

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I hope you don't mind heat, because I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

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Was your daddy the Human Torch? Because you on FIRE, Girl.

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Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

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I'm Mr. Fantastic in bed!

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Are you Ben Grimm? Because I love your blue eyes.

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I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you.

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Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?

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I'm going to rock your world!

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I absolutely love the "i am invisible one" one

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Want to see my Fantastic Four-skin? Flame on!

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Boy: I'm invisible. Girl: No, you're not. Boy: Can you see me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Okay, how about this Saturday at 8pm?

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Don't worry, babe. I'm only quick on my feet.

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Do you know how good it feels without a uniform?

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Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you! Doom endures.

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Want to see my rock hard Thing?

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Not everything's mutated, if you know what I'm saying.

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Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?

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You know if I become invisible now, it will look like you are talking to yourself.

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Behold the power cosmic! (Silver Surfer)

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You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

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Are you cosmic rays? Because you turn my thing hard as rock.

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I can see right through to your heart.

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Hard on!

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Want to find out how far my body part can stretch?

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You must be the Human Torch because you’re on fire!

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I'm stretchy like my spandex onesie.

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The ladies like to call me Mr. Fantastic. Care to find out why?

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Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you'll need that ability to be on top

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Four sweatervests!

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Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?

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You must be my board, because I want to ride you all day long. (Silver Surfer)

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You've taken me by Storm.

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Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet.

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Are you part of Fantastic Four? Because your beauty is out of this world.

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Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Because you’re super hot.

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