emo pickup lines

You are sexier than Chelsea Clinton.

democraticpolitics

Perfection is defined only when your heart is next to mine.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You've got the lips of a Jynx!

pokemonvideo-game-related

I know they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you're my nemo.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you death because im so EMO?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If you show me your slit, I'll show you all of mine.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'd really like to show you my new social program and redistribute some of my holdings.

democraticpolitics

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..Voldemort

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

I wish I was a pokemon master so I could peek-at-chu (pikachu).Pokemon

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)Atmosphere

song-lyricsituational

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

thanksgivingholiday-themed

Let's remove the space between me and you. (Tonight I'm Loving You)Enrique Iglesias)

song-lyricsituational

Let’s go make some emo kids!

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

african-american-and-blackpick-up-lines-people-group

Give me leave to waken your memory

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.

limefood

Fur is murder!

democraticpolitics

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

dirty

You like screaming at emo concerts? Let's make your bedroom into a screaming concert tonight.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You make me RY-HORNY!

pokemonvideo-game-related

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

My bowing arm is pretty sore...Because you just made me tremolo.Music

music-instrumentsituational

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I miss you like the Meringues. It can only be removed with you next to me.

candy-crush-sagavideo-game-related

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

engineeringacademic-pick-lines

Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.

graduationsituational

Can I demonstrate Geologic Mapping on your body?Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You’re emo kid too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.

lemonfood

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

I'm emo. Are you an emo chick?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If I’m a demon, you must be a Devil’s Trap, because I’m stuck to you.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

For you see, each day I love you more 
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.Rosemonde Gerard

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, my Type-0 Behemoth horn is hard for you.

final-fantasy-7-remakevideo-game-related

Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

democraticpolitics

You smell lemony fresh.

laundromatsituational

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

fathers-day-and-older-manpick-up-lines-people-group

You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.

marine-life

Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

lemonfood

That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

I'd stop wearing black for you.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You must be anemo because your beauty blows me away

41-genshin-impactvideo-game-related

You make my bulba sore.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Is that a TANGELA down there?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Even if we are all working remote. I want to study your presentation.

studyingacademic-pick-lines

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?

pokemonvideo-game-related

I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you are a mess and I am a mess, so why not?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Wanna go hug some trees?

democraticpolitics

Are you Demon Hunter or Warlock? Because you just stole my heart.

hearthstonevideo-game-related

Your eyes are the portal to purgatory.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

pokemonvideo-game-related

Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

My family was wiped out by the demons. Wanna help me make a new one?

diablovideo-game-related

Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.

apple-fansituational

Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.

graduationsituational

If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Are you nasty?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey baby are you goth because I think your gorgeous.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

So if tomorrow is the day I die, I would have wished I asked you out on a date.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You know what would look great on you? This My Chemical Romance hoodie.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you the boat from finding nemo? Because from the moment I saw you, I am lost.

boatobject-things

How about you come and see my safari zone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot.White Collar

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

democraticpolitics

Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

May I check out your Bush?

democraticpolitics

Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hey baby, how'd you like to see a REALLY Merry Xmas?

democraticpolitics

That black shirt really matches your soul babe.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your pussy tonight.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your pussy.

lemonfood

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!

pokemonvideo-game-related

If I was a pioneer, the only thing I would need to bring to keep me warm at night is the memory of dancing with you tonight.

dancesituational

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.

marine-life

Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

lemonfood

Are you from the upside down? Because you are demogorgeous.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished meMortal Kombat

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

pokemonvideo-game-related

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Baby, not even Namine could erase my memories of you.Kingdom Hearts

video-gamesvideo-game-related

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

pokemonvideo-game-related

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you're the only HO I see.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You’re going to take out a Demogorgon with a slingshot? No I am going to do with the rocket in my pants.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Want to make love? I read about it in a book. A very old book in Master Aemon's library.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Say, hypothetically, you were a mango stig, and I was an emotionally conflicted junior with a dying TikTok account…Would u lemme hit?

tiktoksituational

You put the "BONE" in Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

When I was younger my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t remember my response.

fairycharacter-based-pick-lines

Roses are red. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel my power.

lemonfood

If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.

tentinsituational

You just gave me a Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Dang girl are you Dory from finding Nemo? Because I know you remember me.

marine-life

We never lose our demons, babe. We only learn to live above them.

doctor-strangetv-show-movie-themed

You will enjoy my special tea ceremony.Firefly

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hey, let's go in the back and discuss politics!

democraticpolitics

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

pokemonvideo-game-related

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?

pokemonvideo-game-related

I can remove a woman’s bra with a shredder vac. Just sayin’. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

pokemonvideo-game-related

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

pokemonvideo-game-related

You set my Chimchar on fire.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

lemonfood

Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon.

lemonfood

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

us-history-politicalacademic-pick-lines

I will love you from the first to the last.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You can borrow my eyeliner.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

pokemonvideo-game-related

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

lemonfood

You give my Gengar that smile.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.

democraticpolitics

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

marine-life

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

pokemonvideo-game-related

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

pokemonvideo-game-related

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

dirty

Can you do my eyeliner for me?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

If you are the Demogorgon, call me blood.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.

lemonfood

I can't really lift a Demonic Tremor, but I've got a Strongarm.

diablovideo-game-related

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

So it’s true, when all is said and done, grief what you make me pay for love.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

It's not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

pokemonvideo-game-related

I just wrote about you in my emotional journal. Wanna read?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'll enhance your peace, if you'll disarm my soldier.

democraticpolitics

Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

limefood

Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? A: You get Breyer's remorse!

frozen-yogurt-and-ice-creamfood

Let's go someplace and release our delegates

democraticpolitics

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

It may sound crazy, but we’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony.

frozentv-show-movie-themed

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).

pokemonvideo-game-related

You might need to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You’re flooding my heart with emotions.Plumber

repair-man-pick-up-lines-cable-electoccupation

Wanna see my yule log?

democraticpolitics

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

pokemonvideo-game-related

You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I just want to stick it in your wooper.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Remove that little pawn and I will go straight into your open file.

chesboard-game

I'm the best in rapid clothing removal

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

pokemonvideo-game-related

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

pokemonvideo-game-related

How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

pokemonvideo-game-related

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You must be the yellow-eyed demon, because you’re my obsession.Supernatural

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You are simply the zest!

lemonfood

Hey baby, wanna get liberal with each other?

democraticpolitics

This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

lemonfood

When I'm done with you, you'll finish like the fireworks at the opening ceremony!

olympicssports-themed

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

pokemonvideo-game-related

I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

lemonfood

Want to have sex during the graduation ceremony?

graduationsituational

You make my Darkrai rise.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hey girl! Are you a Pokemon? Because I wan tot have a peek-at-chu.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

lemonfood

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You got lemons? Because I have peelings for you.

lemonfood

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour puss tonight.

lemonfood

I hate my world, but only because my world doesn't have you in it.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Your eyes are like glimmering oceans of emotion. Suddenly I want to get lost at sea.Pisces

astrology-astronomsituational

You have memoed my heart.

ragnarok-onlinevideo-game-related

You are just not any emo girl, you are the answer to my life.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)

workplace-office-businessoccupation

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Are you a RARE CANDY? Because I feel a level-up.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I lived outside my emotions

boy-bandssituational

Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.

lemonfood

If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz

pokemonvideo-game-related

Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.

lemonfood

You make my soul a little less black.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Cuddling creates the strongest emotional connection with those you like.

cuddleobject-things

I've got Masterballs baby.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Something's rising and it's not the national debt

democraticpolitics

Hey, baby, my squirtle knows water gun.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I like that shade of black you're wearing.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Remove all your worries in life, throw them in the sea and let them sink deeply at the bottom.

boatobject-things

Don't wear any clothes today—I'll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.

birthdaysituational

Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

pokemonvideo-game-related

If the end is inevitable, I want you to be my inevitable.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

pokemonvideo-game-related

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

dancesituational

Hey girl, you're the only state in my union.

democraticpolitics

Babe, you are not a lemon because you are too sweet to be one.

lemonfood

We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.

lemonfood

Let's make RegiLove!

pokemonvideo-game-related

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush

democraticpolitics

Hey baby, wanna check out my big environmentally friendly wiener?

democraticpolitics

When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

lemonfood

Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

I'm gonna Barack your world

democraticpolitics

I bought you an everstone, because I love you just the way you are.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Your forever is all that I need.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I love your existence.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I'm stiffer than John Kerry

democraticpolitics

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.Finding Nemo

disneytv-show-movie-themed

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Want to ride my emPOLEon?

pokemonvideo-game-related

You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.

star-trektv-show-movie-themed

Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

Wanna practice some REAL gun control?

democraticpolitics

Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?

pokemonvideo-game-related

You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Let's run under the stars through cemetery backyards.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

pokemonvideo-game-related

When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

tequilafood

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shortsElectrician

repair-man-pick-up-lines-cable-electoccupation

Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

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That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

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The only despair I feel now is your possible rejection, don’t break my heart.

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You have been chosen by the Dark Lord to be defiled on the ceremonial altar. It's quite an honor.

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First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

firefighteroccupation

Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

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Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

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I convinced MCR to get back together.

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You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

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Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

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Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?

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I think my longsword just went demon mode

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Let's have a Togepi of our own!

pokemonvideo-game-related

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hi, I'm John Edwards

democraticpolitics

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

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Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.

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I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

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The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

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Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

pokemonvideo-game-related

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Did you know you could setup your iphone to be a remote control? Time to go somewhere remote where you can have total control.

apple-fansituational

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

thanksgivingholiday-themed

Negan: Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

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If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

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I will be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.

lemonfood

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

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My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

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Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

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Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

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My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

pokemonvideo-game-related

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning – of our relationship.

graduationsituational

Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.

lemonfood

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

pokemonvideo-game-related

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

limefood

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"Finding Nemo

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I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'd Lennon YOUR John. Oh, darling. heart emoticon

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I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Now that's what I call a stimulus package

democraticpolitics

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...

democraticpolitics

You must be a new scoring judge, because I want you to screw meMock Trial

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The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Let's commemorate the sinking of the Titanic and drown our sorrows together.Titanic

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I'm gay but I want to be convinced otherwise.

democraticpolitics

Girl, you must be an Obama entitlement program. Because you are definitely raising my interest rate.

democraticpolitics

Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

dancesituational

Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot.Buffy the Vampire Slayer

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

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I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me.Finding Nemo

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...Spread your legs and give me an hour.

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I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

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I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

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You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.

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My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

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I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.

pokemonvideo-game-related

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.

lemonfood

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

pokemonvideo-game-related

Rejection can lead to emotional stress, which in turn can cause severe medical problems. So before you turn me down, let’s a get a disability insurance policy in place.

insuranceoccupation

Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

You wanna memorize my deck?

magicianoccupation

Want to Link your cable onto me?

pokemonvideo-game-related

You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

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Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Do you wanna battle? Because my balls are at the ready!

pokemonvideo-game-related

I can make your Milktanks moo.

pokemonvideo-game-related

How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love emo song.

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Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.

lemonfood

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

lemonfood

What is your favorite yoga pose? Can you demonstrate it in bed?

yogasports-themed

I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

bananafood

I heard you are a good hog rider, wanna demonstrate?

clash-of-clansvideo-game-related

Girk, I want to stab those bloody demons in the arse! (D3)

diablovideo-game-related

Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

pokemonvideo-game-related

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

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