elf pickup lines

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

boatobject-things

Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."

bank-economist-money-and-financialoccupation

Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl do you like bears? Because it is time to bare yourself for me.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I wish there was a word more than ‘love’ itself to convey what I feel for you.Faraaz Kazi

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Buddha said every relationship in your life is a reflection of you. I can see myself in your beautiful eyes.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

I hear we're both into dwarves.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You are a fine piece of homework. I will never let my dog eat you because I will eat you myself.

homeworkacademic-pick-lines

A fire-eater must eat fire, even if he has to kindle it himself. (Isaac Asimov, Foundation)

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

constructionoccupation

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

depressionhealth-and-diseases

Are you the Blues? Because good things come in three – me, myself, and you.

angry-birdsvideo-game-related

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

mirrorobject-things

If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in them.

redneckpick-up-lines-people-group

I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

pokemonvideo-game-related

What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

social-distancing-and-quarantinehealth-and-diseases

Roses are red, violets are blue. I cry myself to sleep dreaming of you.

rosesobject-things

Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

This tent's not gonna pitch itself baby!Camping

sportssports-themed

If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.

marine-life

Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others.

volunteerssituational

I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

volleyballsports-themed

I'm not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.

dragon-balltv-show-movie-themed

Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.

the-good-placetv-show-movie-themed

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

emobody-feature-and-common-expressions

You look like a woman in business. (Why?) Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

workplace-office-businessoccupation

Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.

downton-abbeytv-show-movie-themed

Nice view from down here!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves.

curvy-fat-and-plus-sizebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Forget self-care. I'm here to make it all better.

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

This might sound crazy, but I can already feel myself falling in love with you.Cancer

astrology-astronomsituational

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

meteorologist-weathermanweather-and-environment

Tell me something about yourself...

bars-nightclubssituational

Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

He's gay.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm reaching out for you. Get me out here in the water and I… I'm overboard. And I need your love to pull me up. I can't swim on my own. It's too much. Feels like I'm drowning without your love. So throw yourself out to me, my lifesaver.

justin-biebersituational

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

plumbeoccupation

Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

coffee-shopsituational

I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you don't need to transform yourself, because you are already the girl of my dreams.

transformerstv-show-movie-themed

Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Babe, I'll never get tired of taking your photos. You never need to take another mirror selfie.

mirrorobject-things

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

If I wrap myself with seaweed, would you eat me?

sushfood

If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! (Twelfth Night)

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm into Tantra which views the woman as an aspect of your own infinite self.

buddhism-and-zen-templereligion

Brace yourself; tonight might just become our best night. Happy Birthday, love.

birthdaysituational

Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

Don't make me repeat myself.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Oh, I can't help it, I'm just selfish/ There's no way that I could share you/ That would break my heart to pieces/ Honestly the truth is…/ If I could just die in your arms/ I wouldn't mind.

justin-biebersituational

Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean 

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

workplace-office-businessoccupation

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

laundromatsituational

Babe, tell me about yourself, and I can soon build a predictive model around you.

data-scientistoccupation

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

dirty

I see you're pretty decolonized, I'm pretty decolonized myself.

native-american-indian-tribalpick-up-lines-people-group

Hey is your last name Chilli's because I can see myself chewin those babybacks

brand-pick-up-lines-and-common-commbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket. Because I can see myself in your pants.

mirrorobject-things

Prepare yourself, In bed.

smash-brovideo-game-related

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.”

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'm a spring princess, so consider yourself sprung!90210

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.

mega-manvideo-game-related

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

Dobby will always protect you from STI's.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're so sweet I'd put you on my spaghetti.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I’m going to list myself as 'hot blonde' in your phone, so you remember who I am.

cell-phoneobject-things

Babe, when we play Monopoly tonight. You could blow yourself out of Jail anytime.

monopolyboard-game

My last girlfriend and I had to call it off. I looked her right in the face and declared myself independent. Also, she was British. Want to make out?

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!

lawyeroccupation

Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

coffee-shopsituational

Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.

high-school-satsituational

You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit. Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm not much for boats. But I can see myself in a ship with you.

boatobject-things

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.Roy Croft

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I like the way you espresso yourself.

coffee-shopsituational

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.The Pride Of The Yankee

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

rock-climbingsports-themed

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Did I miss any??

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You, me, Santa, and the Mrs. whaddya say?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People".

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You know if I become invisible now, it will look like you are talking to yourself.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

horse-racingsports-themed

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

People tell me I look like Cupid.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you tired? I deliver myself to your place.

being-tiredbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

I can get you off the naughty list

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.

poolside-beachsituational

Wow! Did you grow those yourself?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

There're plenty more arrows where that came from.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues

indian-desipick-up-lines-people-group

I blue myself when I think about you.Arrested Development

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.Mark Twain

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

rock-climbingsports-themed

Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I really can't finish a box of strawberry all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

dirty

I'm down here

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

muslimreligion

Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.Legend of Zelda

video-gamesvideo-game-related

Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I can't help myself, when you're near I succumb to the temptations of the flèche so easily.

fencingsports-themed

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did you rune yourself with Despair? Because girl you have stunned me.

summoners-warvideo-game-related

Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If you ever doubt yourself dear, believe in me… I am your biggest fan.

streamer-gamervideo-game-related

You'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to (Little Things)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

mirrorobject-things

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

christmasholiday-themed

I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."

christianreligion

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I invented the Naughty List…

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Can I take your photo angelfish?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Show yourself. I'm ready to learn!

frozentv-show-movie-themed

Babe when I am with you, I am my true self instead of an illusion projection.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

Not everything about me is tiny!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you shelf Sexy? Because I've been searching for you everywhere.

librarysituational

I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.

christmasholiday-themed

Girl, you have awakened me and now I finally have a name for myself instead of just another monster.

summoners-warvideo-game-related

Girl, I want to duplicate cast myself inside you.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

If you go out with me, I'll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I'll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

animetv-show-movie-themed

I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Banging Banging's my favorite

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You look good on your knees I bet you give a nice hand job too, let me see that for myself.

volleyballsports-themed

I got the Dew to amp myself tonight.

energy-drinkfood

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeeting all over you.

snow-and-cold-weatherweather-and-environment

Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.

game-thronetv-show-movie-themed

Mind pulling up your selfie camera real quick? Because I'd love to show you my world.

cameraobject-things

Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

christianreligion

My treehouse or yours?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

mathacademic-pick-lines

You'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to (One Direction – Little Things)

boy-bandssituational

Babe, I just poured some sugar on myself. Are you ready for some sweet ride?

sugarfood

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.Roy Croft

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'm dating myself.Two And A Half Men

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You bring out the Yeti in me!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

chocolatefood

My elf eyes only see you.

lord-rings-hobbittv-show-movie-themed

Yeah it's pointy too.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Asuna: Life isn’t just doing things for yourself. It’s possible to live in such a way that other people’s happiness makes you happy too.

sword-art-onlinetv-show-movie-themed

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

mirrorobject-things

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

hollywood-moviestv-show-movie-themed

Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe I hope you are a buffet tonight. Because I cannot stop myself from having more of you.

buffetfood

Do you have a composition notebook? Because you can come position yourself on my face.

dirty

Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

robotsituational

Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.

lawyeroccupation

Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because i can see myself in them.

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.

hunger-gamestv-show-movie-themed

If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

basketballsports-themed

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

dirty

You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

teacheroccupation

Evolution perfected itself when it made you.

atheistreligion

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

social-distancing-and-quarantinehealth-and-diseases

I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.

workplace-office-businessoccupation

I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.Cheese

food

I give better tongue than Deidera. But you’ll have to see for yourself. (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler".

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

halloweenholiday-themed

I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.

snow-and-cold-weatherweather-and-environment

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

bank-economist-money-and-financialoccupation

You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.

marine-life

There’s no height limit on love!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm required by state law to introduce myself.

apartmentsituational

I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

Hey baby, wanna watch me deck my self.

hearthstonevideo-game-related

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.

bank-economist-money-and-financialoccupation

Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

meteorologist-weathermanweather-and-environment

No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

God hath given you one face, but you made yourself another. You didn't need to. I mean, the first one was fine.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.

angry-birdsvideo-game-related

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

body-parts-pick-up-lines-body-legs-bbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let me I Deleuze myself in your eyes.

architecture-and-urban-planningacademic-pick-lines

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

psychologyacademic-pick-lines

Marauder: I'm sooo sexy. I sometimes romance myself.

starcraftvideo-game-related

Dhalsim: Hurry not, and be patient in seeking an answer, and it will reveal itself. Now get naked.

street-fightervideo-game-related

Baby, I'd be a cotton-headed ninny muggins to let you go.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?

volunteerssituational

Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

You make me want to Express myself.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Is this what you've been waiting for? I'm all by myself... but it's all good (G-Dragon)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself in my bed.

matrixtv-show-movie-themed

I love the way you espresso yourself.

coffee-shopsituational

Baby, are you an aquamarine crystal ball? Because I can see myself in you.

gemstone-and-jewelrymodel-fashion-and-designer-brands

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

christianreligion

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

mirrorobject-things

Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself30 Rock

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

pokemonvideo-game-related

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

marine-life

(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

dirty

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

gas-stationsituational

Girl, you make me into an Attack Titan. And I see myself eating you in the future.

attack-on-titantv-show-movie-themed

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

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What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

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Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

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Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries!

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Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

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Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.Metro

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Do you believe in love at first CPR, or should I drown myself again?

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That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.

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My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.

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I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

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Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong. (Snoopy)

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I taught Santa everything he knows.

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Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

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