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Time to duck! And I will show you how my little duck turns into a swan.

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Girl, you make me flap my wings like a duck.

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Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!Duck Dynasty

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Hey girl, no need to hunt, you already trapped my heart.Duck Dynasty

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Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers!

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Duck under these covers.

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Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

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Do you know that I am a duck. Because I want to quack you up.

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Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

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If you were a duck, you would jump into me pool of love.

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Baby, I will quack you up.

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Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease.Duck Dynasty

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Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.

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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?Eggs

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Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".

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Take me under your wings and let me feel the scent of a duck sauce.

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Girl, I want to show you a ducking good time.

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Baby, I am a duck. I will come. Then I waddled away. Until the very next day.

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This guy ducks in your bed any night.

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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

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Suck my duck.

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Girl you ever tasted a duck? Want to try my bill.

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No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail?Duck Dynasty

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Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers! (Earthquake)

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Are you the mother duck because you quack me up

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Babe, you like ducks? Because I can get you some webbed toes.

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Duck duck cums. You are it.

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Do you play Duck Hunt in Smashbros? Because my duck would ride you to smash.

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Are you a duck? Because you make my heart waddle.

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Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.Duck Dynasty

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Duck, duck, come.

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Are you the mother duck because you quack me up.

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Hey do you wanna meet up and duck sometime?

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Do you like duck meat? Then duck down here and get some meat.

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Duck, duck, gross

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Hey girl, let's go to the deer blind.Duck Dynasty

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Babe, I need your contact so I can quack into your DMs.

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Babe I like to be safe. I will put some rubber on my duck.

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Are you a duck hunter? Because you could shoot down my duck any time.

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Unsolicited duck pics incoming.

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If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to your quack.

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Ouch! My tooth hurts..it's because you're so sweet.Duck Dynasty

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I have never met a pizza that I didn't like.Duck Dynasty

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Bill me.

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My duck pond or yours.

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Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

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Hey baby, you wanna duck?

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Call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

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You are cute as fuck. *duck... damn autocorrect.

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One time in college, a girl told me it's not you, it's me. You're darn right it's you... you heifer!Duck Dynasty

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