dragon-ball pickup lines

Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.

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I like guys who are named after underwear.

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Babe, I'll give you my big bang attack and we can create something universal.

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I've got two of the greatest balls on earth. Wanna see?

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I could of had immortality, but I wished for you!

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So can that tail do anything else?

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Hey, baby, want to do the Fusion Technique at my place?

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That's not my Kamehameha girl, that's my penis!

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I was thinking you could give me some personal training.

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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from Snakeway.

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Your name must be Bulma, because I wanna get in your Trunks.

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Girl is that potara earrings you're wearing? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

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Baby why don't you use your hands to fire my laser beams?

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Goku: I'll eat anything, even you.

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Who needs 7 balls to summon their Dragon when you are around?

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Hey, let's 'Brain Dance', if ya know what I mean!

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Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!

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I want to have sex with you in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction.

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They call me trunks, because I know how to swing my sword.

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I've always wanted a guy who's not afraid of leather pants.

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If you handle these balls, a great dragon will arise and make all your wishes come true.

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Did Majin Buu do something to you girl? Because you're as sweet as candy.

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You make my Power Pole extend.

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Are you a member of the ginyu force? Because I can see you in a lot of exotic positions.

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You are SOOOO much stronger than anyone else and better looking too! Wanna come over to my place?

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I may not be Android 19, but there is one way I can drain your energy.

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Big Bang me, lover!

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Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you're a fucking mad cunt.

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My power level isn't the only thing rising here.

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Is that a nyoibo in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me??!

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Yo, Veggie, why don't you put all that energy to good use?

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People call me Oolong...the 'T' is silent.

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Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.

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Are you ready to feel the power of my Big Bang Attack?

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Girl you're so hot, you can pass off as my ki level.

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Guys with swords make me randy.

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You get more than just my power level rising.

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Girl, did you just use a Solar Flare? Because you just brightened up my day OR because I'm blinded with beauty.

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Hey, sexy, want to get into my trunks?

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Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying it. 'm Super Saiyan it.

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I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

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Hey baby, I'm just the right Kai for you.

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Hey cutie, want me to rock YOUR dragon?

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Hi, are you a member of the Ginyu Force? Because I could see you in a lot of exotic positions.

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Bang me or I'll Kamehameha you.

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That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?

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I'm not Android 19 but I know a way I can drain your energy.

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Hey let's gokkun my house and let me play with your chi chi's.

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Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that's big?

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Hey, cutie, let me rock YOUR dragon.

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I'm just Saiyan, you're super.

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Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!

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I think you're the 'Head Cha-La'!

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Wanna spar? If you know what I mean..

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When i saw your face, I became hung like an oozaro.

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Girl, my bedroom is like the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. If we go in together I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in just one night.

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I'm not a Saibaman, but I want to wrap myself around you and explode.

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I often get mistaken for Vegeta, but I'm actually his hot brother Vegeta.

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Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?

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What a coincidence, my name begins with 'Son' also! Wanna hook up?

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I've got a fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?

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Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, maybe starting with a drink??

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Is your name Vegeta? How about you give me a final flash?

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That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off for you?

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Do you like dragon ball z? Because I'm drag deez ballz.

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I'm not Broly but after tonight you'll be Saiyan that I'm legendary.

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Your name must be 9000, because I'm all over you.

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I wish you were like saibamen. I wanna plant you and grow a whole field of you.

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Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Saiyan?

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Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!

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Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

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If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

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My bedroom is like the hyperbolic time chamber. If we go in it I'll give you a year's worth of pleasure in one night.

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I like short guys. Oh, I'm not implying your short or anything!

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Hey. You look like you're interested in me, and Tien is believing.

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How would you like a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist?

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Is your name Piccolo? Because I'd like to Nail you.

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You're a Saiyan and it's a full moon...I'm gonna make you howl.

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I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

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Your eyes really are cold, but you're still hot

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You're always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I'll show you a technique that's guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks.

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I can't get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes.

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You're so beautiful, you make Namekians green with envy.

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Hey girl, are you wearing Potara earrings? Because I wanna merge bodies with you.

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Girl, is your name Chiaotzu? Because you're a doll face.

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If only I could find a man with an attitude

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