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At my age one must ration one's excitement

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Let's crumpet after dinner.

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Seems a pity to miss such a good pudding

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Hey girl, do my eyes deceive me or are those pants you're wearing?

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Get those lumps...in my tea.

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Hey girl, let's start a revolution in your pants.

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Why? Don't you want me?

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You can dowager count-on-me.

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I'm a lamb in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

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I just got a telephone give me your number and I'll call you once I figure this contraption out.

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I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont.

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Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family.

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No life appears rewarding if you think too much about it.

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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

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You don't watch Downton Abbey? How middle class, dear.

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If you're turning American on me, I'll go downstairs.

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I know you want some of this Yorkshire pudding.

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Are you quite well, my lady?

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I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.

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I cannot find the words to say how I feel.

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These blue eyes tell no lies. You're hot.

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Pardon me, but I seem to lost my phone number. Can I have yours so my valet can hold on to it until I wish for him to call you on my behalf?

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Are you distantly related? If so, that's hot.

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You know what they say. The bigger the sense of honor the bigger the...

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Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hiring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque.

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Was your father a baker due to the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.

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Are you wearing several layers of uncomfortable undergarments or are you always this hot?

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Let's conspire to bang.

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Let's do it. Then I'll remake the bed. Then we can do it again.

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We don't need any of this newfangled electricity to make sparks fly.

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Footmen give good foot rubs.

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I spread socialism... not herpes.

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Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

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I like to wear pants. I also like to take them off.

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I run a tight ship in bed.

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What is a weekend?

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No man can regret loving as I have loved you

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I have a really hot personality.

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Might I be so bold as to say that I think your "Downstairs" is quite "Upstairs."

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