dog-park pickup lines

I want to have your litter of puppies.

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Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

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My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?

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You smell like garbage and pee

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You make me want to be a more obedient dog.

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I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

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I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady.

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I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

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Can you help me find someplace to pee?

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I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.

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I don't bite you know…unless it's called for.

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Iams so in love with you.

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How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

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Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?

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Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

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Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.

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You had me at ruff.

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You're pawfect.

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Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

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With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

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It was love at first sniff.

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Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.

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If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

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You work for beneful? Cuz you're maing my heart do all the right things.

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I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

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Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?

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Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?

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Have your people call my people.

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You make my heart feel like it's getting tummy-rubbed.

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I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.

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Need rescuing?

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What say we take this discussion off-leash.

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I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

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Your bark is contagious.

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You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?

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This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.

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Come on, don't make me beg!

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Lookin' good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?

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I want to have your puppies.

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Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

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Can I get you a tennis ball?

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Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.

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Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.

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You want to play tug-of-war sometime?

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I'd never keep you on a short leash.

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Girl, you are SO FETCH.

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Stay.

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I miss you more than my balls.

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Your doghouse or mine?

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I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

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You're a great catch.

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Do you pee here often?

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That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

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There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.

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You come here often?

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I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I'm a dog.

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You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

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I love to be pawed.

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Your breath smells like Greenies.

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I came here looking for a little tail.

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You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.

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Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

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I love – Squirrel.

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You're more fetching than my favorite ball.

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You smell so familiar.

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You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.

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Where do you poop?

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You. Me. Bacon.

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I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

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Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

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