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I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

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I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

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Are you my homework? Because I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

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Do you want to know a dirty little secret? I am not wearing any underwear. Happy birthday, stud.

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Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

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I'm a starving artist and I want to eat you.

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Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

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Hold out two fingers and say: 'Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?' (I don't know.) 'Because they're mine sweetheart.'

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Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.

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I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

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Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

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I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

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Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water

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Well, now that my underwear is clean, time to dirty it again.

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Are you from Ireland? Because my dick's-a-Dublin!

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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

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I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

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Are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you.

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Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.

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The Dirty Picture: "Holi khelne ka shauk hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi..!"

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Got a soggy bun for a lonely weenie?

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Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!

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Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

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Do you like apples? (Yes/No) How about I take you home and fuck the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

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One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

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I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.

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I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let you ride

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How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!

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Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)

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Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

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Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

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Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?

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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

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Don't ever change. Just get naked.

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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

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I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.

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Do you know Phillis Brown? Because in a minute you gonna phil-this brown dick

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Do you take it up the ass?

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I'd treat you like a snow storm. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

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Are you a raisin? because your a raisin my dick.

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I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?

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Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?

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I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

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Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

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(Grab his/her tush.) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?

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I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long!

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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

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I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

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I have an 'owie' on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

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Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

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I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.Cycling

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Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

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Are you a termite? Because you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

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Can I please be your slave tonight?

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Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!

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Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

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Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

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Do you work at the wood store? Because I could've sworn you gave me wood before.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls.

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Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.

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Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?

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Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

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(What are you doing?) I'm taking off my shoes. (Why?) So I can take off my pants.

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.Dirty Dancing

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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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Are we related? Do you want to be?

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Fancy a fuck?

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Are you constipated? Because I wanna fuck the shit out of you.

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Do you know your ABC's? Because I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

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Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

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I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.

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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

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Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.

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Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.

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(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

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Guess what?! I've got an 8' tongue and I can breath out of my ears!

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How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut!

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Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

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Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

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Do you like warm weather? Because I'm gonna put my warm balls on your face weather you like it or not

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Do you like yoga? Because Yoganna love this dick.

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Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

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Time to get dean and dirty.

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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

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As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

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Are you a doctor? because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'?

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So, wanna get dirty?

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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!

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I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut!

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Hi! can i stir your drink, mind if i use my dick?

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Do you like jalapeños? Because in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.

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Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them...

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Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!

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Having sex is a lot like golf. I'm always happy when I get a hole in one.

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Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!

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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

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Do you like duck meat? Then duck down here and get some meat.

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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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(Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila) Drink this, and then call me when you're ready.

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I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

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Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone because I want to hit the pound button all day long.

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Hi, my name's ______________. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

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I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?

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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

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Does your ass have Allstate insurance? (No, why?) Well do you want it to be in good hands?

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I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

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Are you Jewish? Because the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.

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I have a job for you, but it blows!

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How much does your clothes cost?? (Woman says 'Why do you want to know?') Because I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.!

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I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the 'salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!

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Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?

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(Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say) 'Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?'

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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Are you a shark? Because I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.

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Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?

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He: Hi, what's the color of your hair? She: (tells him) He: And the hair on your head?

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Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

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I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

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Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

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Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!

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Hi, my name is 'Milk.' I'll do your body good.

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Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

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I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to

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Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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I hope your a plumber, because you got my pipe leaking.

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Do you have a shovel? Because I'm diggin' that ass!

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Have you seen my enormous jar of 'Penis Reducing Cream'?

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I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat ass up

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Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.

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You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant?

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Your lips look dirty. I can clean them up for you.

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Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

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Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks

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I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead?

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Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.

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Do you have a composition notebook? Because you can come position yourself on my face.

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I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.

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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

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I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?

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Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle

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I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

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Hey baby, I'll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we're done.

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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?

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Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

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Are you a flight attendant? Because you gonna be plane with this dick soon.

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Do you like Wendy's? Because you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

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Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on!

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Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.

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Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

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Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

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Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you'll always finish first.

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Beauty is only skin deep; a huge cock goes much deeper.

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Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I'll stuff your crust.

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Hi, wanna fuck? (No) Mind lying down while I do?

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Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

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Hi, i'm a burglar... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

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Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

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Do you take Visa?

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Do you like tapes and CD's? Because I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

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Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

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I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers

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Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

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I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight?

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I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.

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Hi, do you want to have my children? (No) OK, can we just practice then?

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I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear

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Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

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Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

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Have you ever played leap frog naked??

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I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

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Let's get dirty

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I'll bet you $10 my dick can't fit into your mouth.

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I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.

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You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"

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Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

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Guy pulls out a quarter 'if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?'

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Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!

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Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?

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Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'?

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Give me elbow. (after they give you elbow, leave your hand up) Give me shoulder. (after they give you shoulder, leave your hand up) Give me nose. (after they give you nose, leave your hand up) Give me head.

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(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

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As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

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I dont care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

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(Looking at a girls ass) Where does this bus go anyway?

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You are the only dirty thing I like.

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Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!

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How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like your vagina.

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I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

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I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

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Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?

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Do you cum here, often?

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I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

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I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.

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I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

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Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

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I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma

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OCD in the streets; Dirty in the sheets.

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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

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I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior; I see something big and pink.

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Are my undies showing? ('No.') 'Would you like them to?'

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Do you like Kids? Because I'm about to make your mouth a daycare

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Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?

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Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place

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Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

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I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help….

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Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

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Hey, lets play farmer, You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.

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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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Bring a teabag and screw in your pocket....go to the bar hold up the teabag and screw and ask if she wants to teabag or screw...

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.

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Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.

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Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?

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Are you a dirty donut, I don't mind and I'll lick you clean.

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I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

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I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it

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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

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I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

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Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?

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Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

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Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some?

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Baby!! My love for you is like Diarrhea. It just keeps coming out

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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

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Are you a farmer? No, because you sure know how to raise a cock.

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Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.

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I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your backdoor in.

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Do you like Krispy Kreme, because I'm gonna glaze your donut.

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Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?

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Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

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I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

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Girl: WHAT!

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I want give you dirty deeds but I'm not talking about Dean Ambrose finisher.

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Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No) Wink.

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Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

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Do you like Ramen Noodles? Because I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

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Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!

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Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

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Have you ever played 'Spank the brunette'? Want to try?

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Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

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Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

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I like my sex how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty

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Hey people call me the bar stool because of my third leg

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Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.

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Are you from China? Because I'm China get in your pants.

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Go ahead, make my day.Dirty Harry

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Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me.

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I like to get really really dirty. Running on back trails in the rain is the best.

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Do you like Adele? Because I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

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Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt – my eyes!

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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.

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Do you need a stud in your life? Because I got the STD and all I need is U.

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Call me Chris Brown, because I'd hit that! (Look at her ass)

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Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together

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Wait, those eggs aren’t dirty or are they.

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Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield?

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Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.

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Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!

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Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the waterWater Polo

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I'm a used car but you can still drive me!

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Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck…

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I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

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Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

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Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!

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Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

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Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?

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Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?

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but girl don't try & pretend,

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Just because I don't use crude oil doesn't mean I don't like things dirty.

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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.

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Babe, can I be your mechanic? Because I am want to go under you and get dirty.

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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

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I think my allergies are acting up. Because every time your around my dick swells up.

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Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing

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(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

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Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.

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I'm a Gemini. What's your sign? Fire Down Below?

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Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

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How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

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I know you haven't been studying, You must want the 'D'

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Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?

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I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.Plumber

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Do you like Imagine Dragons? Well Imagine Dragon my balls across your face.

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Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

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I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

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Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

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Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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Gurl, you make me wanna dive in the sea..... dat pus-sea.

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I like my girl like my chai tea – tall and dirty.

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Do you like Alphabet soup...Because you gonna be choking on the D

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Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

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Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.

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Girl are you a witch? Because you know how to make something stand without even touching it

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Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.

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Do you like jewels? (Yes/No) well, suck my dick, it's a gem.

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I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.

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At the office copy machine 'Reproducing eh?' 'Can I help?'

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Do you like dragons? Because in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face

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Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

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Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?

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I cum in 5 seconds, you won't even know I was there.

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I may be dirty, but I play old.

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Have this flower before I take yours

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I would tell you a joke about my penis....buts its too long 😉

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Baby I last longer than a white crayon.

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Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls.

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I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?

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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

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Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Because I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

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Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I'll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

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Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

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Hey baby, you like Glazed or creme filled?

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Girl, do you want to play dirty?

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Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get them while they're hot!

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Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.

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Are you hungry? Because omelette you suck this dick.

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I like my girls curvy and dirty.

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Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thigh master?

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Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth

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Girl, are you trash? Because I am into some dirty talk tonight.

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Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?

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Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave them wet!

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I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.

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Hey girl do you wanna dance because you make my testicles do the macarena

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I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?

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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

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Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

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I heard you got a boyfriend,

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The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

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like you don't want this dick all the way in.

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Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.

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Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?

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I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

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Do you use an inhaler? Because you got assssss ma.

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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?

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Are you a cowgirl because I can see you riding me

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Hey girl, are you a chai? Because I’d like to get dirty.

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Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus?

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All those curves, and me with no brakes.

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(Point at her ass) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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Are you cold? Would you like a jacket? Because you can jack it when we get back to my place

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I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

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Baby your bone structure is giving my 'bone' structure.

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Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

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Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (No) What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

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(Walk into her chest) 'If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!'

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Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen.

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Babe, did you throw a piece of garbage? Because I am ready to get down and dirty.

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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

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Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

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Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?

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