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I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

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Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

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Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?

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Once you go fat you never go back.

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I will do anything to get my hand on curve like yours.

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Too big? The only thing I'm too big for is your narrow mind!

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The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

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I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer.

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Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot!

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Real men love big women.

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I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

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My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.

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Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

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Girl don't stop. Keep flaunting your curves!

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I hope your day is as exciting as your curves.

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Nice curves. Can I run through it with my hands?

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You are a perfect piece of steak. I can't stop drooling over you.

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I love how your curves fit into my arm.

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Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice.

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With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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I love your body confidence.

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I'm a 400 pound hunk of burning love.

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Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

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Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

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I like my girls curvy and dirty.

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Am I smashed? Or are you really that curvy?

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Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves.

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You know anybody can drive in a straight line, it takes a real diver to handle the curves.

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Damn sexy! Hips and curves.

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I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

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I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember that curves.

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I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long.

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Your body is amazing with curves in all the right places, but your smile is the curve that I appreciate the most.

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If I told you that you had a great curves, would you hold it against me?

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Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

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I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!

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Sexy comes in all sizes, but I love your size the most.

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I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

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If mother nature didn't like curves, she would've made the world flat.

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Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

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What is on your curves? My eyes!

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I like my women, like I like my ice cream plus size and dripping down my fingers

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You know, you've got the best curves I've ever dreamed of coming across.

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Keep calm and cuddle up to a chubby girl.

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I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.

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You know, I would die happy if I saw your curves in your birthday suit just once!

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Your body is curvy, your face is beautiful and your attitude is fierce, I think we are a perfect match.

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Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

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