cucumber pickup lines

Are you a salad? Because I think you will taste better when I put my cucumber in.

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What’s, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.

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I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.

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Girl I want something better than this cucumber, your number.

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Don't feel salty. You could always pickle my cucumber.

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You make me feel like a sea cucumber, because when I first saw you my stomach dropped out of my ass.

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Are you a cucumber with angles less than 90 degrees? Because your acutecumber.

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I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.

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You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

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If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

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Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.

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Are you hungry or horny? I got the cucumber to satisfy either of your desire.

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So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

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Girl if you are lonely and horny, I will be your cucumber for the night.

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How long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

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Babe, I want my cucumber to have a jarring experience with you.

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Are you a vegetarian? Because I got a plump cucumber to fit inside you.

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Looking for a healthy meal full of life? I will deliver my fresh cucumber for your bed tonight.

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Girl, once you try my cucumber, you will never want another man's pickle.

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Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

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You are as cool as a cucumber.

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I wanna can your cucumbers.

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Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

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How can you tell the difference between being hungry and being horny? Depends on where you put the cucumber.

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You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

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