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No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.

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You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.

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That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'

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I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

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Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?

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Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

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And especially for the m/m lovers:

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You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.

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Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex.

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Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.

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Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

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I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

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Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

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Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.

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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

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Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.

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That's right, Girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.

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Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.

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I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.

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If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

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You know, when I said "Howdy Cowgirl," I didn't think it would work.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?

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Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

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I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

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Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

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Wanna see my scars?

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Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

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Howdy, need a ride?

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)

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Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?

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I won this belt buckle.

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Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.

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You lost, ma'am? Heaven's a ways away from here.

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I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

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I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.

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Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.

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I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!

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Honey, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

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I was just helping that sheep over a fence...

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Happy trails to you, till we meet again.

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You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

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You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?

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I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

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You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.

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No need to be alarmed ma'am. That's not a pistol in my pocket.

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I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod?

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You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising cock.

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I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?

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I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?

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City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

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Don't flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.

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Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

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How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!

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The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see.

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Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.

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You can ride me so hard. They'll have to take me out back and shoot me.

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You and your friend interested in some team roping?

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Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

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Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'

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The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent. (Django Unchained)

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Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'.

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Got eight seconds?

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I'll fall for you like a blind roofer.

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Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

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You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

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Nice boots, wanna fuck?

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How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

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Country girls do it with their boots on!

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Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

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Got any Texan in you? Want some?

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Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.

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Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.

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You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.

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Here's my card, call if you need a buck.

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Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.

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Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.

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You're hotter than a tin roof in August.

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I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.

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Them calves of yours could use some ropin'.

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Want to ride on my Monster truck?

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Oh, baby, when I'm around you I can't think straight.

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