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Girl, stay in bed with me for 2 weeks if you are afraid of the coronavirus.

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Are you the novel coronavirus? Because your smile is contagious.

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Girl, are you afraid of the coronavirus, let's quarantine ourselves for 14 days.

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Are you coronavirus, you are super wet for me.

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Babe, I bet you do not have coronavirus. Because I heard it cannot stand your hotness.

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Are you coronavirus, because you are making me hot for you.

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Are you coronavirus, you are making me breathless.

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Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

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Babe, I promise I won't touch your face with my unwashed hands. Because I got better things to touch you with.

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Girl, do you have coronavirus, because I know a super spreader when I see one.

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Are your thighs Coronavirus? Because I want them to kill me.

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Do you have the Coronavirus, because I can't stop looking achoo.

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Do you have coronavirus? Come sneeze on me and we could be quarantined together for 2 weeks.

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Babe are you coronavirus, because you are giving me respiratory problems.

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Babe are your legs coronavirus, because I see them spreading tonight.

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Girl, don't worry about coronavirus. I got bigger things to take your breath away.

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Are you coronavirus, because you took my breath away.

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Are you coronavirus, because you are all I am masking for.

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Babe, forget about coronavirus panic. Let's work it from home, in my bed.

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Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.

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Girl, are you coronavirus, because I want to travel the world with you.

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