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We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.

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My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'

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You are the Apple of my i-Mac.

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You make my software turn into hardware!

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You had me at "Hello World."

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Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

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Girl, you are an A++.

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My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.

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If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.

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If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!

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You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

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What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"

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Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.

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Press any key to continue.

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You look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }

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My love for you comes with no strings attached.

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

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If you were a USB Port I'd stick my jump drive into you.

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If we were connected on LinkedIn, I'd endorse you all night long.

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My servers never go down... but I do!

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Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

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Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

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No, that's not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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Where's the 'like' button for that smile?

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You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.

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I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do.

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I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

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I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.

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Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

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I think we should increase our bandwidth.

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Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))

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Your homepage or mine?

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You are my superclass: you define what I can do.

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You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you.

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I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

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There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.

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Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

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I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

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You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

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You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.

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I'll always have cache for you.

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

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Baby, you overclock my processor.

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No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.

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I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.

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I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'

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Trust me, I'm user friendly.

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I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

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I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.

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Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!

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You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.

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Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

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Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

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Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

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You are my API. I want to know everything about you.

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If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.

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Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

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If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady

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Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

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I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

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Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

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Could I have your I.P.?

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I'd switch to a Iphone for you.

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Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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How about we go home and you handle my exception?

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You defragment my life

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I am a Boolean method whose love will always return true.

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No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

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Public class Your World extends My World.

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Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor I'd like to deliver my load to.

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I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?

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Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

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I'd like to play on your laptop.

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Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.

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Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.

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I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

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You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?

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Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

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Need me to unzip your files?

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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

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Well, now you've gone and killed my process.

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Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

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I want all of our functions to be read/write.

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I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

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You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

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Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

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Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.

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Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?

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Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

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I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.

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If you were an eBay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.

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I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you.

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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

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You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.

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Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

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Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

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Let's interface our hardware.

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No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

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You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

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You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

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Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.

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If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.

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Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.

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Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

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Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

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If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

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No kinky Windows stuff.

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Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

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My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.

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I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.

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I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.

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I'd switch to emacs for you.

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Want to see my Red Hat?

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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

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Be the hard drive of my dreams.

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I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

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Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.

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My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.

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Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

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You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).

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Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.

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Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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You have nice syntax.

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Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

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You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

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You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

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My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.

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Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

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YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

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You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On"

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Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.

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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

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I CAN HAS DA NASTY WIT U?

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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

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Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.

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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

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I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

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I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.

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You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?

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Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

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Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

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You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.

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My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….

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WebMD says your love is contagious.

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What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.

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Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

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I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

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Oh little processer of my desire!

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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

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As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.

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You totally spiked my traffic.

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Our Love Routines link perfectly.

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Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!

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Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?

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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

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You put the SPARC in my workstation.

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Nice Set of Floppies!

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You auto-complete me.

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My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

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There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.

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Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

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Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

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Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.

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You must be tired because you've been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

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Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses…

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We can make beautiful .wav files together.

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If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

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Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

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You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

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Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

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