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I was hoping you’re a sucker for a centerboard.

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Hey babe, I'm definitely not a half-mast guy.

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Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!

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My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.

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If you have an anchor tattoo on your bicep, I will seriously marry you this second.

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Hey babe, want to go sailing over my bounty main?

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Hey babe, want to take a ride on my Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?

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If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you.

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I swear I am disease free.

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Babe ahoy!

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For a sailor, you seem so grounded.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIRE A CANON???

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When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

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Excuse me, can you tell me if my boat shoes are, like, regulation?

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When I see you my main sail raises.

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Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

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Hey babe, want to give new meaning to the phrase ‘sleeping with the fishes'?

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There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

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Get ready to man your torpedo, sailor.

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I’ll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

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Hey babe, did you know I'm a better lover than Ferdinand Magellan?

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Hey babe, this torpedo will be in your ass soon.

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Can you help me navigate my way around that Wonderbra?

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHARK???

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Hey babe, I'd like to celebrate my holiday with you.

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Come to this continent often?

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See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

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Columbus discovered the new world; I want to discover your body.

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Hey babe, want to play explorers and Indians?

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Remember, Columbus didn't actually discover America, it was Kanye.

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Kiss me, I'm salty!

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Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.

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I’m not a sailor, but I have lots of STDs like one.

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Why don’t you come back to my place, and we can do some world shaking of our own.

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It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?

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I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.

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Hey babe, even though I am an admiral, I'm definitely not all wet when it comes to romance.

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Hey babe, you're the first person I want to be with in a shipwreck.

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Cute hat. It would look even better on your head, between my legs.

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How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?

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Are we head-to-wind? Because I think I luff you…

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If scurvy isn’t contagious, I think we should go home together.

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Hey babe, I want to be captain of your ship.

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Are you seaworthy? Because I’m going to ride you till dawn.

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Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?

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Hey sexy! may I drop my anchor into your island?

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The world is round.

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So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?

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What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.

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I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

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Dowwwwwwn periscope!

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Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.

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Oh Santa Maria!

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I must be Columbus, because I'm going to explore you all night.

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Hey sailor, you’re the coke to my cola!

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I've got a sea monster in my pants!

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I don’t have sea legs, but I can really hold my tequila.

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S.O.S. (I’m Sold On Sailors.)

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Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?

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Hey, sailor. Got any sweater vests that need bedazzling?

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Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.

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I can show you a brand new world.

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Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some seamen…and I have the perfect crew.

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Maybe the Washington Redskins could celebrate Columbus Day by giving up their team name.

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God I love a man in…my neighborhood bar.

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Columbus Day: the only day where white conservatives celebrate a Hispanic guy coming to America.

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Hey babe, did you know you are the perfect cure for seasickness?

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That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.

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If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

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My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope. Can you throw me a pickup line?

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How about you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?

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Hey girl! You’re like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.

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Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?

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Do you want to go back to my place and see what you’re defending?

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Hey babe, I'd like to discover you as much as I discovered America.

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Hey babe, ever wondered why I am the capital of Ohio?

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Hey babe, I'd like to explore your world.

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