coffee-shop pickup lines

Can I buy you a coffee sometime?

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I've been thinking about you a latte.

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My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.

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Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.

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Bean Mine

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Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

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The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven't.

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Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

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Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good.

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I like the way you espresso yourself.

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Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.

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Barista: "Did you want sugar?"

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so caramel me maybe?

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I'm pretty sure the last 10 books I've read have all been in coffee shops. I don't even know if I'm literate at home anymore.

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Hey, if I bought you a drink would you let me sit here for several hours and work on this screenplay?

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Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.

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Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us. 

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You've turned me down before but I'm asking for an extra shot.

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Want some non-dairy creamer?

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I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

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You roast my heart!

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Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)

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I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.

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I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

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Java number I can call you up at?

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Hello there, how do you brew?

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I love the way you espresso yourself.

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Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

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Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine

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If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.

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Hey, wait, give me another shot!

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I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.

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Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

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Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

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So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.

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Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.

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I think I'd want nutritionist-approved bacon coffee.

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That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.

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Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

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Been thinking about you a latte

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Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.

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Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

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Can I borrow your outlet (Laptop/Cell Phone)?

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Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee?

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I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

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I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say "I love you forever, let’s get married."

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Hey girl, are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.

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You're such a TEAse.

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You mocha me crazy!

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If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso 'cause you're so fine.

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Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

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Just promise you won't tamper with my heart.

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You’re like this year’s Darjeeling. Had me at first flush.

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Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

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Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

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I'm soy into you.

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Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

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You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night. 

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Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants

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My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.

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If you were ground coffee, you'd be espresso because you're so fine. 

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Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

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Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

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Barista: "Can I have a name for that order?"

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I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.

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Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.

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Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.

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