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My life would be as pointless as a level 1 bomb without you.

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Join my clan so I know that it's real.

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If you were a D.E. drill, I'd tap you every chance I got.

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I'd hold you as tight as I hold my DE.

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My castle is accessible for you anytime.

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You are a three star.

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Without you I feel as weak as a level 1 wall

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You must be coc, because I honestly had no idea that you would be so important to me when we first met.

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Want to see my CoC?

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You must be a hidden tesla, because I will search until I find you.

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I'm tripping over you like a spring trap.

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You are the wind beneath my (Insert flying troop)'s wings.

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Our love is as deep as the tunnel system underneath the builders' huts.

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Your eyes shine like a level 4 dragon's.

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Our love is as wide as a crossbow's range when set to ground targets.

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You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.

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I heard you are a good hog rider, wanna demonstrate?

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My love for you is like the inferno tower with flames burning.

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If you were a dark elixir storage, I'd zap you first.

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My barbarian king levels up every time I see you.

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Let me be your friend. We can share replays for the laughter.

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Are you a hidden tesla? Because you are electric.

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Will you be my archer queen?

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Are you Freeze Spell? Because I'm defenseless.

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What's your village's name so I know where to find you?

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If you were a town hall on a farming base, I'd snipe you first.

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Do you have a clan? Do you want one?

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I have a room for you in my townhall. Want to see it?

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Are you a level 3 warrior? Because I'll let you raid my village.

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They don't call me a Barbarian King for no reason.

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Are you an inferno tower? Because you are on fire!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your troops will be dead when I am through.

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If I had gems, I'd spend them on you.

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You can have me for $4.99.

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Some guys are boyfriend material. I'm made of wall material.

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Something is rising, but it ain't my dragons.

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We make sparks fly like a tesla shooting a pekka.

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I want you more than a goblin wants gold.

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Did somebody say hog rider?

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My love for you is like a clan castle. I just keep requesting until you give it to me.

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