cinco-de-mayo pickup lines

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

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May the Avengers inspire you to drink superheroically this Cinco de Mayo.

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You make me caliente.

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Hello. I would like to celebrate you nationwide and regionally in Mexico.

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Border Patrol I need to see what's south of your border.

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Feliz cumpleanos?

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Are you a frozen margarita? Cuz you just made my brain stop working.

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My pinata could use a few whacks too.

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That is not a burrito in my pocket.

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Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.

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Let's put the third X in Dos Equis.

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Want to viva la Mexi-Go back to my place?

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I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.

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Are you from Mexico? Cuz you look like you belong under me.

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I "Cinc"-o you should take off your pants.

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Yo quiero dat ass!

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That sombrero makes your butt look phenomenal.

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I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you refrain from calling me a hot tamale.

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Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?

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Are you Cinco de Mayo? Cuz I'd like to think about you all night and forget about you tomorrow.

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I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

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I want to make you Cinco de My Own.

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Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

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Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

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I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

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Oh, a Cinco de Mayo Party? Tell me again where in Mexico you're from?

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Let me see your Mexican HOT dance.

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You're the Light in my Corona.

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