christian pickup lines

Pickup lines

christian pickup lines

You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

Your heart for worship is extremely attractive. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air... Gracious.

Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.

How's your walk with the Lord? Let's share our hearts.

You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

God was just showing off when he made you.

I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

Is this pew taken?

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

How about you be the salt, and I'll be the light.

Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

I put the stud in Bible study.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.

I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.

If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss?

Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again!

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright.

What're you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

Nice Bible.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.

You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...

I totally predicted David over Goliath.

Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.

You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

I'd love to show you 50 shades of grace...

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?