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I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

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Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.

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I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

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You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

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Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

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Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

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What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

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Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

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Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

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I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

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Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.

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God was just showing off when he made you.

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I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss?

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Pray here often?

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You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

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Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

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Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

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My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

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King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

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Do you want to be accountability partners?

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I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

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Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

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My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

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I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

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Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.

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You are perfect, except with all the sin.

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Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

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Is this pew taken?

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I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.

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It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

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I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?

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Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

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Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

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Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

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If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

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I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.

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Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again!

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It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

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I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

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You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.

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You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

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Hey girl, are you familiar with Fordyce's sermons?

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You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.

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The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

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7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.

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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

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How's your walk with the Lord? Let's share our hearts.

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I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

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I totally predicted David over Goliath.

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I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

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I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

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Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

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The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

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We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

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Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

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You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix.

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I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright.

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You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.

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Nice Bible.

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Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

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Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

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I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

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Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

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Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

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I put the stud in Bible study.

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What're you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

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Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire?

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For you I would slay two Goliaths!

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Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.

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It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.

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Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

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I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

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Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

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Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

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Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

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How about you be the salt, and I'll be the light.

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You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.

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I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

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You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

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Aye girl. Gimme Psalm of that.

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I would part the Red Sea for you.

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I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.

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Your heart for worship is extremely attractive. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air... Gracious.

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You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

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It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil.

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You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

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The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.

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Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...

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I'd love to show you 50 shades of grace...

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I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."

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How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

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On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

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Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.

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So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?

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If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

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