christian pickup lines

Pickup lines

christian pickup lines

I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.

Hi. My name is Will... God's Will.

God was just showing off when he made you.

I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss?

Pray here often?

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

Is this pew taken?

I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?

Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair!

I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.

Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again!

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?

You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.

You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Hey girl, are you familiar with Fordyce's sermons?

You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.

The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

How's your walk with the Lord? Let's share our hearts.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

I totally predicted David over Goliath.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

You. Me. Song of Songs: The Remix.

I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright.

You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.

Nice Bible.

Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

I put the stud in Bible study.

What're you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire?

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.

It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.

Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.