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I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.
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I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.
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You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
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Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.
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Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?
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Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.
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Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
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I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
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I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How about we read it together and discuss?
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My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know Him, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
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King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.
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I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.
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My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."
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I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
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Hey girl. Don't worry. I'll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.
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I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
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It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.
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I have been practicing my Sufjan songs. Wanna harmonize with me while we gaze at each other?
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Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?
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Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
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I'm no Joseph, but I'm having trouble interpreting the dreams I've been having about you.
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Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let's do that again!
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It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
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The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
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I arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?
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You're looking a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
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You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.
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The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...
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7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.
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I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
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I can't wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?
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The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?
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Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.
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I have to wear sunglasses when I'm around you because your halo shines so bright.
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You know why Solomon had so many wives? It's because he never found you.
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Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?
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Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.
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Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.
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It makes me feel so good when I think about how equally yoked we are.
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I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.
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Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.
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Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
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You've been waiting for God to grant you the desires of your single heart, and I'm certain to satisfy them.
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I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
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I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
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Your heart for worship is extremely attractive. The way that you sing your heart out and throw your hands in the air... Gracious.
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You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.
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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?
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The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.
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Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can't perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people...
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I consider myself to be fisher of women. This would be referred to as "casting my net."
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On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
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Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.
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If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.
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