cat pickup lines

Allocate me in your budget, and I will give you the highest return of affection spend.

online-marketingoccupation

You're my eucatastrophe.

catholicreligion

Would you like to go home and see my catfish?

marine-life

My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

pokemonvideo-game-related

We'd make the purrfect couple

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.

rock-climbingsports-themed

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

pokemonvideo-game-related

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

catholicreligion

Gee, that's a lovely scent of incense you're burning there.

catholicreligion

I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges.Spiderman

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

mathacademic-pick-lines

I would like to study the theology of your body.

catholicreligion

I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koala-fications.

koalacharacter-based-pick-lines

You give me more butterflies than caterpillars.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

cars-trusituational

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

catholicreligion

That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

catholicreligion

I'd take you to the deli but there's nothing more delicatessen than you

deli-pick-up-lines-meat-cold-cut-cheese-food

Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him 4 supperTom and Jerry

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me.

catholicreligion

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

So… do you come here often?” (in mass)

catholicreligion

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation.

love-and-marriagebody-feature-and-common-expressions

You know why they called me the "decathletes"?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I love you like Abelard loved Heloise… but without the fornication, lying, public disgrace or castration.

catholicreligion

Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

twilighttv-show-movie-themed

I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river.

fishingsituational

You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

catholicreligion

I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

marine-life

Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?

catholicreligion

I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

catholicreligion

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin.

catholicreligion

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

golfsports-themed

Are you baptismal regeneration? Because you make me feel like a new man.

catholicreligion

My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

cars-trusituational

Dulce et Decorum Est pro Acadeca MoriAcademic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.

volunteerssituational

Baby, you put the T in tuna

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Looking at you has been the only thing that's ever made me question abstinence education.

republicapolitics

You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

fishingsituational

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!

catholicreligion

Want to see some hairballs?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

catholicreligion

Wanna see my Chastity Card?

catholicreligion

I'd catch a grenade for you... it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!First Person Shooting Game

video-gamesvideo-game-related

If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

My vocations director said i should talk to you . . . .

catholicreligion

Don't purrcrastnate just be mine

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

bank-economist-money-and-financialoccupation

What's your theological world view?”

catholicreligion

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

rosesobject-things

We're starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?

catholicreligion

Wow those look like really sophisticated earphones; where'd you get them?Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You must be my angel cause you're the Answers to all my prayers.

catholicreligion

Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

catholicreligion

Now don't be shy, my delicate dainties. Say, do you come here often?

garden-and-farmsituational

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…

catholicreligion

If I had I a vocation to the priesthood and I met you… I'd still go to the seminary.

catholicreligion

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

cars-trusituational

Whoa... you look way sexier than indicated in your metadata

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of having an adult conversation.

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from! (Charles Schulz)

peanuts-pick-up-lines-charlie-brcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did I see you in line for the Passion?

catholicreligion

May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

catholicreligion

You feel like paradise; I need a vacation tonight. (Hold It Against Me)Britney Spears

song-lyricsituational

Girl, are you a mechanic? Because you just give my ride a tune up and lubrication inside my pants.

mechanicoccupation

Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

halloweenholiday-themed

I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I believe you have one of my ribs…

catholicreligion

What's on the catwalk?

model-fashion-and-designer-brands

Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.Countries; Australia

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I lost my misslette, can I borrow yours?

catholicreligion

Didn't I see your face on a holy card somewhere?

catholicreligion

You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!

catholicreligion

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

volunteerssituational

Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!

irish-st-patricks-dayholiday-themed

Let's make hisstory.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

You are the catchlight of my eyes.

cameraobject-things

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

waitress-serveroccupation

They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face

catholicreligion

Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove

baseballsports-themed

Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a bad chick by her toe. If she holla let her go.

justin-biebersituational

Are you feline the connection between us?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Meet me by the dead bird.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

graduationsituational

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

dirty

Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas)

catholicreligion

Is your name Charity? Because if I don't have you, I'll be nothing.

catholicreligion

I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl are you sushi, you sure are soFISHticated.

sushfood

You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.

sherlocktv-show-movie-themed

I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.

bars-nightclubssituational

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

dreambody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

fishingsituational

I am your subject. Will you be my predicate?

grammar-spelling-alphabetsacademic-pick-lines

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

Vega: Let my beauty intoxicate you.

street-fightervideo-game-related

The guy holds out his hand to the girl and says, “Let's pray.” Then, as soon as the girl grabs his hand to pray, he says, “later.” and continues to hold the girl's hand.

catholicreligion

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

catholicreligion

In my head, we're already together. (Catching Feelings)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

God told me to come talk to you.

catholicreligion

If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.

catholicreligion

You are so hot that I can't wait to see at next study session.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.

lawyeroccupation

Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you.

catholicreligion

If you're scared of catching a cold you can always come sleep in my tent.

black-fridayholiday-themed

I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.

spongebobtv-show-movie-themed

I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

mathacademic-pick-lines

What's a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

catholicreligion

I'd like to locate close with and destroy your hooyah with my madeuce!

militaryoccupation

Want to join me on the threshing floor?

catholicreligion

Your the cats whiskers.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.General

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

mafia-gangster-and-organized-crimetv-show-movie-themed

I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

catholicreligion

Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?" Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world.

catholicreligion

You don't need to catch the bouquet to get lucky.

weddingsituational

Sackcloth and ashes really suits you.

catholicreligion

I'm feline fine now I have seen you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

catholicreligion

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

catholicreligion

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

catholicreligion

Put down that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I do not want to simply be a Master Maker, I will be your Master Love to fabricate your wildest dreams.

the-simsvideo-game-related

I have a lot of experience catching women who’ve been thrown off their feet, feel free to fall.

spidermantv-show-movie-themed

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you are missing a man to catch your fall.

did-it-hurtclassic

You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?

catholicreligion

Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You want to do something? Sure, let's go pray.

catholicreligion

When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of “Rejoice and Be Glad.”

catholicreligion

I dont care that you you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

ghettosituational

Have you ever prayed at a Drive-in Movie?

catholicreligion

They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.

fourth-of-july-independence-dayholiday-themed

Dinner and a mewvie?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?

lawyeroccupation

Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.

cs-go-global-offensivevideo-game-related

Hey baby, let's go to my house and change your spawn location.

minecraftvideo-game-related

Your gold medal looks great on you. Would you like a pearl necklace?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Do you believe in Divine Appointment?

catholicreligion

(for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how about it?

catholicreligion

Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.

rick-and-mortytv-show-movie-themed

I should be working out right now, but I'm talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?

gym-fitnesssituational

I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You make me smile more than the phrase "He is holding a cat".

pick-up-linbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that pussy.

treeobject-things

I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.

mad-mentv-show-movie-themed

Let's make it official and finally get that certificate... of insurance.

insuranceoccupation

God has used you to teach me what true love really is

catholicreligion

I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you the angel I have been praying for?

catholicreligion

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

baseballsports-themed

You amewse me

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.

fantastic-fourtv-show-movie-themed

I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated with you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'd like to get your tongue.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

catholicreligion

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

alcoholic-drink-and-being-drunk

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

rain-hurricane-storm-floodweather-and-environment

So, what would you say to some paschal breakfast tomorrow? (daily mass)

catholicreligion

We are totally not a thing, like, catch on.

stranger-thingstv-show-movie-themed

The Gianna to my Pietro?

catholicreligion

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!

the-walking-deadtv-show-movie-themed

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some pussy tonight.

boatobject-things

Are you the first jumper? Because I’d catch you anytime.

divergenttv-show-movie-themed

Are you an exception? Let me catch you.

computer-programmingacademic-pick-lines

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

marine-life

I have a vocation to the married life…will you help me out?

catholicreligion

Girl, I want to duplicate cast myself inside you.

lokitv-show-movie-themed

I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit.

catholicreligion

Meet me by the mangled mouse.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Can you say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life.

catholicreligion

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

I Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

What!?!?, Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!

catholicreligion

I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.

baseballsports-themed

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

insuranceoccupation

Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect

cheesybody-feature-and-common-expressions

(like the other one) Wanna pray with me? *holds hands* Lets start with a rosary…

catholicreligion

You and I should get real close like a couple of Siamese cats.

real-housewivestv-show-movie-themed

You're my pajamas.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

How about a hug, sister?

catholicreligion

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

bars-nightclubssituational

Girl You look Magnificat.

ragnarok-onlinevideo-game-related

We are communicating through my notepad now, but we won't be needing it in the bedroom.

blind-and-deafbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Aren't you a catch!

fishingsituational

I'm a feisty cougar and I am catch me a cub.

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.Drink; Liquor

food

Wanna join me for Evening Prayer?

catholicreligion

Hey girl, your beauty is like the blue porcelain vase – delicate and exquisite. (Jay Chou)

asian-pop-song-and-dramatv-show-movie-themed

That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too. (Black Cat)

halloweenholiday-themed

You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”

catholicreligion

Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your pussy.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace!

catholicreligion

I want to decathahug you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I am here for you.

catholicreligion

Will you be my Vocation?

catholicreligion

My love for you is like a hairball -- I can't hold it in.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I like you furry much

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.

shakespeareacademic-pick-lines

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

catholicreligion

I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.

baseballsports-themed

I like cats more than dogs.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Christ may be the bread of life, but you're the butter.

catholicreligion

You know if you were an algorithm, you would totally be a CLASSification algorithm.

data-scientistoccupation

I'd like to Catch 22 of you.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.

fishingsituational

You know I don’t go fishing often, But you’re quite the catch!

fishingsituational

I’ll be the Dairy Queen and you’ll be the Burger King. I’ll treat you right and we can do it your way — the application, I mean.

insuranceoccupation

Is your name Stella/Rosa? Because you are intoxicating.

girl-namebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I will make you purrrrr!

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I've got something you can catch.

boatobject-things

Where have you been all my lives?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.

fishingsituational

I dont care that you yoused to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

african-american-and-blackpick-up-lines-people-group

Meet me at kitty corner.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar…

catholicreligion

Are you a penitential season? Because I'd give up anything for you.

catholicreligion

Mind if I sniff your butt?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

graduationsituational

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

irish-st-patricks-dayholiday-themed

How about some decathasex to help you relax?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

irish-st-patricks-dayholiday-themed

(to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God's soldiers…

catholicreligion

I bet your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!

dancesituational

Hey didn't catch your name, I would call you HONEY, but you are much sweeter than that.

girl-namebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I've been on many hunting trips you know, and by far you're the best catch

native-american-indian-tribalpick-up-lines-people-group

Long, loud and lubricated.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a Catholic.

catholicreligion

You and Me = Grand Unification

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Cat call me.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Will you be the 9th member of our team?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should i ambulate by your location again?

science-fictiontv-show-movie-themed

Girl, how is that you are catalogued in multiple sections, sexy and hot.

librarysituational

Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

graduationsituational

I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I like the black spot on your forehead.

catholicreligion

Let me take meowt on a date

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Many are the women of proven worth, but you have surpassed them all…

catholicreligion

I love your dress. It's soFISHticated.

marine-life

Take you on vacation, sip on some pina koalas.

koalacharacter-based-pick-lines

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're a great catch.

dog-parksituational

Why go to prom when we can go national?!Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

To my little pussy-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

birthdaysituational

Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.

valentines-dayholiday-themed

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Will you be my meow?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

So do you wanna like go to mass sometime?

catholicreligion

You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.

treeobject-things

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

catholicreligion

You "complete meow me"

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you so fine, I'd give you up for Lent.

catholicreligion

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Looking for someone to clean your lint catcher?

laundromatsituational

Are you a winning medal? Because I am hungry for you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You'll always be the second woman in my life. Our Lady is first.

catholicreligion

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Cause there's no instant gratification than you.

amazonsituational

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

cia-fbi-nsaoccupation

Hey, look what the cat dragged in

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Karax: I see the grand design behind it all; the intricate machinery of the universe and everything within it.

starcraftvideo-game-related

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

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I will pawlways love you

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Tail me you love me

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Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.Mock Trial

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What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

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You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

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Guy: I love this song. Girl: there is no music playing. Guy: Your voice is like music to my soul.

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If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?

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I sometimes write for Called to Communion. Coffee?

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Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

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Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.

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Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

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You know, God is pure beauty…I see a lot of God in you.

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Guy: there's no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I'm not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!

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Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.

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Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.

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What are you Tolkien about?

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Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

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When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

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My Guardian Angel thinks your cute

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Everything about you girl is so contagious. (Catching Feelings)Justin Bieber

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Confess here often?

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You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

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Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

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Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

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You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

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Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

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Wanna go out for some Body and Blood?

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Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

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Guy: Shouldn't you be at confession? Girl: Why? Guy: Isn't stealing someone's heart against the 7th commandment?

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I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

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You see, I am a Cataphract: I'll ride HARD into your capital!

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You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?

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Just call me Puss in Boots

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Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.

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Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.

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Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

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Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip. Wanna come over after your catwalk?

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Can I lubricate your point tonight?

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The sight of you leaves me apophatic.

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Excuse me, is this pew taken?

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Would you let me cater your event? I want to taste every part of you.

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I always wanted a Josephite marriage… until I met you.

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Your pilgrimage or mine?

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So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

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Don't be a player hating

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I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.Halo

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If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

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Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Theresa the Little Flower

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If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

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I would like to take you home to see my catfish.

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Let's litter.

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Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

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Wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.

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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

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Nice bible

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Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that's where Cornell is located.

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Hmm, you smell as good as St Padre Pio's stigmata.

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I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river...Fishing

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How about you and me get some fish this Friday?

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Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.Fishing

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Tell me what makes you meow

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You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

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Baby, we only got 9 lives.

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Is your name Grace? Because you're amazing.

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Wanna come over and go over my packet?Academic Decathlon

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You know, they say Latin lovers are the most passionate…

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Let's get it on like Settlers of Catan.

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Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

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Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my cock's going to fight your pussy tonight.

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You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

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I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.Airport

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You're so cute, you might make me leave my cat Ferguson.

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I did not have too much wedding champagne. I'm just intoxicated by you!

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The Crystalina to my Jason?

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The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

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Are your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!

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WOW, nice mass

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God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song)

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You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.

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Be mine it's meow or never

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My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.

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My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U.

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I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.

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Are you free time? Because you are out of this world.Academic Decathlon

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How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you

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Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.

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(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

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Now that's a stray cat strut

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I dont care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

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I think about you so much that I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

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Girl, my hungry caterpillar wants to feast into your secret garden. So it could become a fully grown butterfly.

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You gave me the indicator signal to push the button for you girl.

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If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.

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Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip

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Show me some catnip.

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Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

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You're quite the catch, baby.

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What bait do I need to catch this rare beauty of yours?

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What's your catalogue number baby?

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I'd run all over the map to catch a star like you.

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You sure did a nice job of catching that bouquet. Let's go back to my hotel room and test your other reflexes.

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Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.

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Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.

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You might need to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.

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Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

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I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.

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Catholics don't shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

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You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT.

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It's Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

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I know a good church where we can go and talk.

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The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

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