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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.

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What's your favorite cruising speed?

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Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?

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Can I buy you a tank of gas?

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My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

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I'd love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.

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Hey Baby! May i check your fluids with my dipstick.

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I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

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Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?

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I'll make sure you idle less.

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You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.

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Convert this.

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How many engines do you have under your hood?

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I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.

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Oh, you have two motors? That's hot.

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Do you like things battery operated?

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My other car is a Dodge Dart.

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Want to charge up with me?

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Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

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Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.

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Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.

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Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.

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I like things with more miles per gallon.

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Don't let the compact size fool you.

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Hello. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

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Is your battery dead? Because I'd love to jump you.

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Ever had sex in bucket seats?

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Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

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Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?

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Hey baby! Every heard of dancing car? Get in and i will show you.

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You're like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.

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My nuts are made of titanium.

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Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.

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Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.

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Girl: No

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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

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Let's make sure your gasoline engine doesn't engage.

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With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.

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I'll race you to (insert the name of a nice restaurant in town). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.

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Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

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Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here

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Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first site? And if not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?

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Wanna free lube job?

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Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

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I'll turn your driveshaft.

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I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.

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Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.

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You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

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What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?

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Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.

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I see you have high beams as well

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Petroleum is so 2000.

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Just because I don't use crude oil doesn't mean I don't like things dirty.

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Would you like to improve my fuel economy?

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Race you to the next light!

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Smile while lifting a sign that says, "Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?

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Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.

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You make my wheels turn

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Don't worry, my energy levels never get low.

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Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

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I bet your dual source of energy means you're up for a good time.

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Your back seat or mine?

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Roll down your window and say, "I think I'm overheating."

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Hi There, I know I'm going your way

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That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.

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You're so energy efficient.

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Drive here often?

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Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, "He likes you, and he has great taste." Once she smiles say, "How about the three of us go for coffee?"

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Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

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Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

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I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.

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What's a nice girl like you doing in a car like that?

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What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?

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If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

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You have a hybrid? You're so unconventional. I like that.

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Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

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Would you like to blow my head gasket?

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I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.

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Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

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Who needs oil when you're naturally charged?

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I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one

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If I were a hybrid car, I'd let you hand the control over to my electric engine.

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Hi! I'm from out of town and lost...could you show me the way to your house?

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Hey, why don't you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

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Excuse me, ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding the other drivers.

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Hey babe, check your oil?

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Mmmmm… plug in sounds sexy.

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With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.

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Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

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Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?

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I'd love to use you as two types of fuel.

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Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.

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Did you just say “propulsion power?”

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Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

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You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.

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I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

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Hey Girl! Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.

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Hey sexy!, wanna go for a test drive?

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I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

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I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I'll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

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Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?

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If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?

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I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

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You're so stealthy in that Prius, I'll show you how to make some noise.

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.

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Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?

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Guy: How about coffee instead?

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Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.

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Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.

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At least I have a car

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.

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I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther

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Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.

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Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.

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Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

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Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

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I don't need to keep my engine running when I am with you.

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Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can't race now. Why don't you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?

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You should see MY Stop/Start capability.

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Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.

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Your exit or mine?

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Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.

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This car is small, but we can make it work.

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Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?

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This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?

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If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.

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How long is your lifecycle emission?

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Need a jump?

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Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

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My batteries are designed for extended life.

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