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Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.Carpenter

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Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.

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Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

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You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

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Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

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Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?

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Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

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You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.Carpenter

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Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

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Hey baby are you a Carpenter? You are someone I could build a home with.

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I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

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I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

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Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.Carpenter

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Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand.

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Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

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Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

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Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!Carpenter

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I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.

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Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.

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Girl are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.

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I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.

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Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.

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Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.

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I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.

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Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.

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Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!Carpenter

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Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?Carpenter

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I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.Carpenter

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

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Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

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