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You looking amazing in that CoD outfit girl.

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Are you a weapon? Because I got my X to pick you up.

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Girl, you blast shield isn't strong enough for millions of mini me.

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Do you believe at first sight? Or should I stop sniping you?

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Do you come here often? Or just because of bad spawns?

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Babe, your hot body makes me wanna spray and pray.

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Darling, you are my true duty before Call of Duty.

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That's not m60 nor Ak in my pants, I am just happy to see you.

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Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?

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How many shots does it take to satisfy you? I got many reloads babe.

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Want to have a DM on who's coming first?

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Girl I want to capture your flag, made out of your undies.

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Can I Double Tap your bouncing bombs?

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I am a choob, want to see my true skill?

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I promise I won't explode quickly.

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Ready for some KEM to your chasm?

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Give me head after I land a headshot on you?

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My aimbot is strong for your pussy.

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I'd die a million times for you even if it mess up my K/D ratio.

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Bomb me with your boobs girl.

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Are you using hax? You made me hard.

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Do you like my long barrel.

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Is your Tac resist strong enough for my 9-bang? We better test it out.

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You make me hard at first scope.

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Ready to get your pussy overkilled?

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My predator missile is coming for you.

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Is your name Duty? Because I love to answer your calls.

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My dick is FFA, come get a piece of the action.

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You are the only bomb that I don't mind being blown up with.

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I am dying to double tap that wonderful underpass of yours.

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Are you a flash grenade? Because you are stunning!

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WOOT time for some

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Instead of dropping the bomb in game, how about we get some action in bed?

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I am a straight shooter for your heart.

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Up for PK action in bed?

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Babe, I got wonderful aims with my barrel and I know how to use it.

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I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.

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I hope your head IRL is as soft as in game.

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Some thing is wrong with my auto-aim, I can't take it off you.

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I know how to use my guns in any position.

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You blow me so hard I am about to give you a headshot.

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How many COD points does it take to unlock on nudes?

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Babe, I will always have enough ammo for you.

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Want a private match of COD in bed?

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Forget about CoD, let's play my Cock instead.

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I ain't going to Turtling my turtle anymore.

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Full Metal Jacket is necessary for deeper penetration.

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You blow me girl, like a C4.

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Are you a frag grenade, cause you just blew me away.

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Girl, I got a hardpoint to show you.

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Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.

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Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

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Call me a camper, because I will always surprise you from behind.

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I am legendary.

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Do you prefer headshot, body shot, or coming inside?

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Girl, you hotter than a M2 Flamethrower.

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So what do I need to do in order to spawn inside you?

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Girl, I am going to search and destroy your strike zone.

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You sure know how to handle my grenades. I explode in seconds.

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You capture my hardpoint.

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Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

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Girl, I want you bad no matter what your loadout is.

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No pulling out, I am emptying shells into you tonight.

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Babe, I don't need no scope to land some hits on you.

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My love for you will never get nerfed.

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I am pro with both my game and my dick.

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Girl, I'll totally give my headshots to you.

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You so hot you are just a shiny blob of light in thermal scope.

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Oh babe you destroyed me in COD today? My turn to destroy you tonight in bed.

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As soon as you walk in the room, I got my LOS with you babe.

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I must be a noob, because I want to use this tube.

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Girl are you head glitching, because just your head makes me explode.

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Girl, you hot IRL.

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Have you fallen from heaven? You must be a care package.

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Girl you hax my heart.

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You could pwn me anytime.

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