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You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doing my body good.

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Will you let me be the avocado in your sandwich?

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Your name must be Candy because you look so sweet.

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I would love to stuff some of my jam in your buttery cheeks.

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I think I could bake you feel real good.

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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

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Baby, I really knead you right now.

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I’m going to start calling you blue cheese because you are dressing.

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You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink?

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Must be jelly because jam doesn’t shake like that!!!

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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie pie like you!

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Is it too soon to start sowing seeds?

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You are my loafer.

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You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heartburn.

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Were you born on a farm? You look a-maize-ing.

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I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets to joie de vivre.

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Bready for some roll play?

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If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them.

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Things would be a lot butter if you just came over.

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Pack your baguette and come on over, baby.

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Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.

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I can last longer than cast iron.

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Girl you make me rise all night long.

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I’d turn vegan for you.

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This loaf of bread is stiff and 100% organic, it will satisfy you anytime.

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Come to bread with me now.

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I knead you, let's roll in bed.

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Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

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I wanna see you rise all night long.

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Do you want to get double stuffed?

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Mmmm, girl you remind me of butter. I want you on everything!

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I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté?

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Girl you look like a damn fine puff, now you just need some sweet cream inside of you.

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Need a baking partner because I could fire up your oven.

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I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty.

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You are my true loaf.

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Would you like some ranch dressing in your sweet buns?

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Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch.

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See you soon, my loafer.

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You know, I cook best in the morning.

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Just know, I would biscuit all in the name of love.

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Just crust me, I’ll make your fantasies come true.

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God put as much work into you as an excellent piece of artisan bread.

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You must put a lot stuffing in your buns, because I want to eat it all.

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Be prepared, I’m really into roll play.

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I think we’d grow a great organic buns together.

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Nice buns.

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You’re as complete as quinoa.

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I am Bready for you.

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I can last as long as a Le Creuset.

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You’re so hot that you could make creme brulée with your looks.

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Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?

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You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.

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Things will definitely get real toasty if I get to see you later.

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Wait, those eggs aren’t dirty or are they.

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I'd buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.

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Some sweet loving will dough you good.

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Need a cooking partner because I am amazing in the kitchen.

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You’re my missing ingredient.

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You can come to bread with me, if you’d like.

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You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.

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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

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I feel like this can be true loaf.

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I’ve got some nice buns that I think you’ll like.

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Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?

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You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks.

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Rye can’t I stop thinking about you?

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I’d buy you flours and anything your heart could ever want.

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When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.

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Even my new stainless steel pan set isn’t as slick as you.

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I knead to put some of my seeds in your oven.

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Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.

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Those short shorts look so good on you. I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.

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Mmmm girl! You are so sweet. I m going to get diabetes.

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Is that banana from Ecuador?

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Babe, I got all the dough you will ever need.

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