bone pickup lines

Are you a chicken grave yard? Because I want to bury my cock bones in you.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Bone up.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, I am bad to my boner. Make it good.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Have you ever tried bone luging?Drink

food

m dying for you to bone me.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Yeah, I got a bone for you.

skeletonobject-things

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

minecraftvideo-game-related

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

skeletonobject-things

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)

animetv-show-movie-themed

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.Pinocchio

disneytv-show-movie-themed

Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.Beavis & Butt-head

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

scienceacademic-pick-lines

Are you missing a bone? Because I got something hard to put inside you.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you eat chicken cause you can swallow my bones.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm dying for you to bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Trombones can do it in 7 positions

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Girl you so sexy, I can feel you in my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?

skeletonobject-things

Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you're in the bone zone!

tindersituational

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my boner.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

american-footballsports-themed

You must be made of bonemeal, because baby you make me grow 10 feet tall

minecraftvideo-game-related

Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

your-daddybody-feature-and-common-expressions

We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

gym-fitnesssituational

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

dirty

Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?

monster-huntervideo-game-related

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my boner even more.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?

big-bang-theorytv-show-movie-themed

I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favorite's on the floor.Trombone

music-instrumentsituational

Girl, you made me into a skeleton? Because I just got a boner seeing you.

skeletonobject-things

Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.

thanksgivingholiday-themed

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Would you like to examine my bone?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

dog-parksituational

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.Mindcraft

video-gamesvideo-game-related

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

basketballsports-themed

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you bone meal? Because you make my wood grow!

minecraftvideo-game-related

I am a skeleton. Bone me.

skeletonobject-things

Slim Bob: Ugh, I'm practically skin and bones!

101-tekkenvideo-game-related

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to hand you my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, you give me a tromboner.Trombone

music-instrumentsituational

Can I make a save vs. boner?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You just gave me a Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

Girl, I want to get my bone under your skin instead.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

You can dig up my bone any day.

skeletonobject-things

Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

vitaminfood

Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Are you a skeleton for Halloween? Because I sure want to bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Boner appetit!

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Your boner is giving my nipples an erection

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

Your skeleton's missing something! Mind if I give you a bone?

skeletonobject-things

Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.

dirty

Wanna bone?

skeletonobject-things

My boners wants to party in your forest.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)

halloweenholiday-themed

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

body-parts-pick-up-lines-body-legs-bbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You put the "BONE" in Cubone.

pokemonvideo-game-related

You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.

harry-pottertv-show-movie-themed

Babe I am a skeleton. I am bone to be wild.

skeletonobject-things

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.Revenge

tv-showstv-show-movie-themed

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes. Just think about how fast I can please.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

dirty

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

body-parts-pick-up-lines-body-legs-bbody-feature-and-common-expressions

You are like a bottle of skele-gro: you're growing me a bone.

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

I want to put my boner into your pants.

skeletonobject-things

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

how-i-met-your-mothertv-show-movie-themed

Babe, did you just finish those KFC? It's time to put some bones inside that wet empty box of yours.

kfcfood

You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

Are you a skeleton? Because I wanna bone you.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my boner.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

real-estate-and-realtoroccupation

Babe, you could pick on my bone any time.

skeletonobject-things

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

ghettosituational

You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.

treeobject-things

Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, you are a skeleton to me. Because I love every bone in your body.

skeletonobject-things

Do you know what's a skeleton's favorite instrument? Sex-a-bone.

skeletonobject-things

I got some buried bones in my past. But babe I'll get them out for you any time.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

childishbody-feature-and-common-expressions

Meet me at the bone yard. We can summon a lot more than spirits.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Babe, you are so hot you make me feel like I have 1 extra bone.

skeletonobject-things

Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?

archaeologyacademic-pick-lines

This skeleton wants some flesh on my bones.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, you are so hot you make my lazy bone work.

skeletonobject-things

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight. 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you able to hold my dragon bone?

skeletonobject-things

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to feed you my bone meal.

skeletonobject-things

Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless cock into bones.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

You must be bone meal because you make me grow a few more feet.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.

paleofood

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my boner in your backyard.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you a bonehead? Because I want to put my boner into your head.

skeletonobject-things

My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

What do you and a chicken leg have in common. I prefer bone in.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I've got a very large bone for you to examine.

skeletonobject-things

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

gay-lesbianpick-up-lines-people-group

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.

doctor-nurse-hospitaloccupation

You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.Mindcraft

video-gamesvideo-game-related

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

skeletonobject-things

Baby your bone structure is giving my 'bone' structure.

dirty

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

We play celebrity dogs, Papillon Justin Bieber, you can be Kardashian Boxer and I will bury my bone in your backyard !

justin-biebersituational

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

skeletonobject-things

Are you a archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

bonebody-feature-and-common-expressions

Are you calcium? Because you're certainly making a bone grow.

skeletonobject-things

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

skeletonobject-things

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

pick-up-lines-for-women-and-cougar-pick-up-lines-people-group

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines