board-game pickup lines

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

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Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

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I want to eat more than just words tonight.

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If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person

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I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

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Babe, accept my gambit and we will have some fun variations tonight.

chesboard-game

Girl, are you the blank tile? Because I want to keep you and use you however I like.

scrabbleboard-game

Are you a cleric, cause your beauty is divine.

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Ever kissed a flameskull?

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Are you a bard? You've just inspired my pants.

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You are so hot, you just made my rook jump off the board.

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I will let you play with my little pawn all night until it becomes the knight you are looking for.

chesboard-game

Babe you can go up and down this chute however you like.

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I will give up any gambit just to be with you.

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Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

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Give me 3 more moves and I will make you feel like a queen.

chesboard-game

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

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Rrrr, honey. Think you can master this beast?

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I will smother you with my love until we mate.

chesboard-game

Girl you must of rolled a crit on DAMN

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Babe, you are the missing piece to my puzzle.

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Babe, you are the missing letter tile that I have been waiting for all night.

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Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

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I can't help but notice your Great Western Tail.

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Feeling wild, baby? That's okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.

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That bartender took my ritual scroll, whaddya say you go get it back so I can conjure up my floating disc and we can get on out of here?

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What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

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Bet I can mate you in 10 moves or less.

chesboard-game

I'll show you the one time where Endurance isn't useless.

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Babe, when we play Monopoly tonight. You could blow yourself out of Jail anytime.

monopolyboard-game

I can Cure Disease....

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It's your turn to move!

board-gamesboard-game

Talking to you is like playing Scrabble, I have to form words while staring at your rack.

scrabbleboard-game

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

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I may not be a wizard, but I’m still looking for a new staff.

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Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

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I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

chesboard-game

I would love to mate you.

chesboard-game

They should call the game wonders and put your picture on the box.

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I took great cleave, so feel free to bring a friend. 😉

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Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my bestial fury.

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Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

scrabbleboard-game

Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?

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Let me be your downfall.

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Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

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This is a knight to remember.

chesboard-game

I was the seer and I saw you and me together tonight.

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Did you take my Scrabble tiles? Because babe I am at a loss for words for you.

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I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

chesboard-game

Hey girl, are you a battleship? Because I want to fire my torpedo into your citadel.

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My will isn't the only thing iron.

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I may only be half Genie but I can still make all your wishes come true.

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Fancy for a game of Dixit. My dick, your pussy's it.

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Operations? How about I operate on that hot body of yours.

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You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

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Girl, I want to put my hard tiles on your rack.

scrabbleboard-game

Wanna see my little people?

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I am like the Go on a Monopoly board, you will just keep on coming to get more.

monopolyboard-game

Are you a fighter? 'Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.

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I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.

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Hey babe, do you want to kickstart a date with me?

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Girl you could cheat all you want with me, as long as it's Monopoly.

monopolyboard-game

The knight is still young, let's continue the game at my place.

chesboard-game

If you are my queen, I will never sacrifice you for anything.

chesboard-game

Is your name trivial? Because I am in pursuit of you.

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The only game of Scrabble that I want to play is to spell your name.

scrabbleboard-game

I'm a Sorcerer, you're a summoner. Together we are one magic item.

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That's what she said.

board-gamesboard-game

I have a spear for your portable hole.

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Did it hurt when you got sucked through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

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I hope you're a druid, 'cuz this animal wants to be...handled.

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Casts detect magic 'I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful'

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Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you up for us to exchange some pieces?

chesboard-game

Castle me and I'll crown you.

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Are you a medusa? 'Cuz you're making me hard.

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Do you have the [Extraplanar] subtype? Because you're out of this world.

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Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna fuck you.

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E4 or E5, babe I am down for anything.

chesboard-game

Babe I am an open tile with you, I will never hide letters from you.

scrabbleboard-game

I think I have seen you before, aren't you one of the 7 Wonders?

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I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Let's get it on like Settlers of Catan.

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Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

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I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.

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Are you a rogue? Because you've stolen my heart.

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Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

monopolyboard-game

Cards against humanity? I want to start small with just my tongue against the most beautiful woman tonight.

board-gamesboard-game

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Do you want to hire my adventurer to explore your dungeon.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

chesboard-game

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my pawn.

chesboard-game

If life's a Monopoly game, I'd rather never Pass Go and go straight to your heart.

monopolyboard-game

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

monopolyboard-game

Lets be like druids and get wild.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I am an open board for you.

chesboard-game

When it comes to me baby, you got a lifetime Ticket to Ride.

board-gamesboard-game

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

monopolyboard-game

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

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Are you a bard? 'Cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.

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Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

chesboard-game

Baby, can I rearrange your letters?

scrabbleboard-game

Let's have some fun tonight, we might even end up using Plan B.

board-gamesboard-game

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

How much would it cost to own all of you in monopoly?

monopolyboard-game

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Be my queen.

board-gamesboard-game

I'm a sex wizard, with 69th level sex magic

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, I'll be your knight if you can be my queen.

chesboard-game

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

scrabbleboard-game

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

monopolyboard-game

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a rebel drow house? 'Cuz you're causing a stir in my underdark...

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Babe, no need to toss the dice, we could do it now.

board-gamesboard-game

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"

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Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Cheers!

board-gamesboard-game

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I may be a(n) X, but I'm a barbarian in bed.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

The only blunder I have ever made is not opening up with you earlier.

chesboard-game

Do you have proficiency in thieves' tools? Because you just stole my heart..

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, there's no I in our team. But I will make sure that you will get a lot of MEAT.

scrabbleboard-game

Are you humanoid? Because that is my type.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

chesboard-game

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

D4 is never a bad way to open up a relationship.

chesboard-game

Babe, seeing you naked is like going to Candyland.

board-gamesboard-game

Girl, these Scrabble tiles are not the only things hard for you tonight.

scrabbleboard-game

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I hope you're a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting anal.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I would put my rook in your open file any time.

chesboard-game

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

monopolyboard-game

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

chesboard-game

My rook is hard and straight for you.

chesboard-game

How about we go into the bedroom and play some Dominion.

board-gamesboard-game

I have a Q, and all I need is U for the win.

scrabbleboard-game

Sorry it took me so long to get over here but you knocked me prone when you walked in the room.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Wanna wield a broadsword?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I want to thrust my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

chesboard-game

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

monopolyboard-game

Are you also a wizard? Cause when I look at you everything else disappears"

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Scrabble and sex tonight?

scrabbleboard-game

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

chesboard-game

Hey baby, I've got condoms for the night. We will win at Pandemic this time.

board-gamesboard-game

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I could study your openings all day long.

chesboard-game

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I think your beauty just flanked me, 'cause I sure feel flat-footed.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I am gonna do you soft like a Jenga tower.

board-gamesboard-game

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

My greatsword is too big for my belt. Mind if I stick in your bag of holding?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

chesboard-game

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

scrabbleboard-game

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

The Scrabble tiles isn't the only thing that I want to put in your rack tonight.

scrabbleboard-game

I didn't take Improved Initiative, so you'll probably come first

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Want a game of Scrabble?

scrabbleboard-game

Well, SOMEONE rolled high during creation.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Why play pie face game, when you could experience me to your face.

board-gamesboard-game

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl you so fine I would love to add you to my collections.

board-gamesboard-game

If you liked my opening, just see I handle the end game.

chesboard-game

Instead of Exploding Kittens, let's explode your pussy.

board-gamesboard-game

Do you play blitz chess? I promise I'd last more than 5 minutes.

chesboard-game

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Reroll that. 0D0+0.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I'll trade my dick for your pussy.

board-gamesboard-game

Girl, are those Paladin Pants? Because you're looking lawful good in 'em.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, you got a beautiful set, and I am not talking about chess.

chesboard-game

I'll make you my queen if you can give me a few moves.

chesboard-game

You into chess? Want to study some classic mating positions with me?

chesboard-game

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

chesboard-game

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

chesboard-game

Turns out my bed was a mimic, can I sleep in yours? I wanna hit that, critically.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a barbarian? 'Cuz your style is all the rage.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

This stud does not need instructions to know to have a good time.

board-gamesboard-game

Want to see how strong my knights are?

chesboard-game

How about I castle the queen tonight?

chesboard-game

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I may not be a necromancer but I know how to make things rise.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Baby, Monopoly isn't the only game that we will play all night long tonight.

monopolyboard-game

Hey girl, uses mage hand I've got magic fingers...

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, I am your pawn under the right circumstances.

chesboard-game

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You play chess? What is your favorite opening?

chesboard-game

Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

chesboard-game

You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, are you intereted to play Monopoly? You definite should give me a Go.

monopolyboard-game

Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Want to see how many charges my wand has?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl you play Scrabble? I will put the S in your Ex.

scrabbleboard-game

You must be divine because I'm taking radiant damage just standing here.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I got them Goodberries

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

What's your AC? Because I want to hit that.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

chesboard-game

Girl I can do it anyways you like, horizontal or vertical. Much like connect four.

board-gamesboard-game

Babe, I want to trap you in that little square.

chesboard-game

Would you hold it against me if I pinned your chess piece?

chesboard-game

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

chesboard-game

Spend a night with me, you will scream Yahtzee without the dice.

board-gamesboard-game

Would you like to play a board game with me?

board-gamesboard-game

Girl, you got some award winning pieces.

board-gamesboard-game

The only tile that I want is U tonight.

scrabbleboard-game

My life had been a missing chess set, you are the missing queen that I have been looking all my life.

chesboard-game

Got any implements?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, I am ready for some private game for you anytime.

board-gamesboard-game

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You might be a pawn to someone else, but you will always be my queen.

chesboard-game

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Let's start Apples to Apples. My penis to your pussy?

board-gamesboard-game

Uno, uno, uno. Oh yes.

board-gamesboard-game

Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I see you have a ladder, but how does a snake fit in you?

board-gamesboard-game

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my pawn at the back of your board?

chesboard-game

Do you want to use Codenames? You can call me daddy.

board-gamesboard-game

Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a wizard? 'Cuz you cast a spell on me.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

To do everything I want with you, I need more than 5 seconds.

board-gamesboard-game

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

scrabbleboard-game

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, let me put on my robe and wizard hat.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Do you know how to play Scrabble? Because I would like to share some little messages with you.

scrabbleboard-game

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Let's play Family Feud, name something that turns you on.

board-gamesboard-game

Ready for a round of twister? Naked.

board-gamesboard-game

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, I am waiting for your next move.

chesboard-game

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a pawn on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

chesboard-game

Y'know, wizards are great at turning flesh to stone

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a bard? 'cuz you got a solid 20 in Charisma

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe you play chess? Let's have a fun knight together.

chesboard-game

Baby you so fine, I wanna lay you in a field.

board-gamesboard-game

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Wow, you totally just Crit'd your Charisma check, you're gorgeous!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Have you ever been back-rank mate with a rook before?

chesboard-game

Are you the queen? Because for the whole night I have been trying to take you down.

chesboard-game

I can do more than Stone Shape to make the bedrock.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I am the rook and you are the bishop, together we are as strong as the queen.

chesboard-game

No way you will lose Monopoly with me tonight, I will trade you $20 for kisses and $100 for more fun.

monopolyboard-game

Someone like you is worth taking 20 on.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Damn girl are those natural?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Can I make a save vs. boner?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Do you feel like taking a Risk? Let's do it without protection tonight.

board-gamesboard-game

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

I swear, I'm an animal in bed.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, you so fine I am going to keep hitting with my battleship until I hit your spot.

board-gamesboard-game

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

You know, my unarmed crit range is 10-20.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

chesboard-game

Your name is only worth so many points in Scrabble, but really you are definitely a 10 in my rule book.

scrabbleboard-game

Are you a monk? Because you look stunning.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

chesboard-game

Girl are you a board game? Because I would play you all night long.

board-gamesboard-game

The chest might be booby-trapped!

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Girl, I am the knight in shining armor who will give you a smothered mate.

chesboard-game

Do you have a minute? 'Cuz I'd like to Identify what makes you tick.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

chesboard-game

Do you have the D tile? I have the O, perhaps we just have to make do.

scrabbleboard-game

I'll check you then mate you.

chesboard-game

Are you a rogue? Because you just stole my heart.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Babe, want to try my board game? You be the board and I'll make all the moves.

board-gamesboard-game

Babe, you can be my Dungeon Master any night.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Are you Sicilian? Because you have flexible opening.

chesboard-game

You want to win at Scrabble? Try getting some jizz on your board for 29 points.

scrabbleboard-game

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

dungeons-dragonsboard-game

Remove that little pawn and I will go straight into your open file.

chesboard-game

Get ready to make a constitution check.

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My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

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Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

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We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

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Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

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Was your father a cleric? Cause you sure are a blessing"

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What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

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I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

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Are you a cleric? 'Cuz you make me feel healed.

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So, what property does it take to trade for your love?

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Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

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Wanna roll a natural 20 on your pleasure check tonight?

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I've got a wood for your pair of sheep and wool.

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My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

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I play chess, I know how to mate efficiently. Want to try?

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I may not be a wizard, but I’ve got the magic fingers.

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Wanna see my little scythe?

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Can I make a save vs. awestruck?

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Girl, I need a Get Out of Jail card tonight, because your beauty will send me straight to Jail.

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Gorag want you. Gorag use you for hit dice and damage dice with big, big axe!

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We got too many letters between U and I.

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Did you roll a 20? 'Cuz you crit my heart

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Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

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You've grappled my heart.

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Let's create civilization, one unit at a time tonight.

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Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

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Girl you must be good at Scrabble, because I see points in everything you say.

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Sorry! It was just the tip.

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Instead of playing the Game of Life, let's play the game of making life.

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What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

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Hey baby, wanna tune my mandolin??

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I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

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Did you just roll for a win? Because you stole my heart.

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If I had the monopoly on you, everyone would want to send me to jail.

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Love is overrated, it's only 5 points.

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Babe, I’m a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply your entire market.

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You got damaged pawn structure? Because my rook want to penetrate that.

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Girl, your booty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game's epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks.

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I see a hole in your defense, ready for my rook penetration?

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I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

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Hey babe. I must have failed my Will save because you just Charmed me.

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Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

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I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

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Girl I got the money to treat you right tonight, and it definitely isn't Monopoly money.

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Do you know the spell dream by any chance? As I'm sure I saw you last night.

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This board game isn't the only thing that I want to move my character all over.

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I'd like to play with your forbidden land.

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Baby, you make my alignment spin!

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Babe, want to play chess?

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Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

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Hey baby, I will Terraform your land if you let me come in.

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If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

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Hey baby, wanna see my wild shape?

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Want to play Charades? Promise you won't guess until I finish the act.

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Ready to have my horsey take your castle?

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Do you feel lucky tonight?

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You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

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Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

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Hey, babe, wanna go get prone?

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Girl, the Community Chest isn't the only chest I am grabbing tonight.

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Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

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If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

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Let's take this up to the next level.

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I put the romance in necromancy.

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So how much would it cost to own all of you in monopoly?

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If you show me your THAC0, I'll show you mine.

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Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

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It might feel like I've charmed you, but it's really all natural

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I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

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If you're feeling restless, I can do some rope tricks

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I'm glad I'm not undead, cuz baby you've got a Divine Touch.

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