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I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?

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I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?

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I can't believe I haven't seen you in 8 years. You don't look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)

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Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

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Here's 50 euro's. Drink until I'm good looking and then come talk to me.

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Do you think most men that go to nightclubs and bars are jerks?

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I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

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I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

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Hey you…I swipe you right.

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In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

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What's your name, besides beautiful?

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Could I buy you a drink?

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What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

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I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

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I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?

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Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.

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Tell me something about yourself...

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Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

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What's the name of that funny dance you were doing? It's really good!

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I see you've got some tequila's.  Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

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What's your favorite song to dance to? (Then go ask the DJ to play it and ask her to dance.)

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Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)

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Would you girls like to go party over at my place?

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Don't you just hate it when guys try to use pick-up lines on you?

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My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?

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Baby, you're the hot ass in my shot glass.

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See that table over there? I've been waiting for you to come over and talk to me. Can you join me for a drink and some friendly conversation?

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If I'd have known I'd see you here, I'd have been sitting on this bar stool since my 21st birthday. (High School Acquaintance)

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When a girl passes by you say, ""I hope you don't mind me stopping you, but I just had to meet you"".

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Hi, my name is ___. I just wanted to tell you that I love the way you dance.

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Approach a group of girls and say, ""What's happening girls?"".

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It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)

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Hey! I think you owe me a beer. Technically, you owe me a pile of soggy cheese fries from sophomore year, but I'll take a beer. (High School Acquaintance)

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High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I'm not married. (High School Acquaintance)

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Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

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I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn't have forgotten you.

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How are you doing tonight?

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That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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Are you busy tonight at last call?

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When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

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Lemme Buy You A Drank. (In T-Pain's voice)

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For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

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Hello. I am not the girl put bologna in her pants on the bus in middle school. (High School Acquaintance)

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Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)

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Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)

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You are the special lady that I have been saving this seat for.

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This place sucks.

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What's your favorite radio station to listen to?

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Hi. I'm Brad Bitt and I'm wearing a disguise so I won't be recognized. May I buy you a drink?

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This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

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What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

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And I thought the beer was good here…

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What's a real sweet and lovely girl like you doing in a place like this?

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I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

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Do you come here often?

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Would you like to dance?

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Hey cutie, your next drink's on me. I've saved a lot of money because I'm still on my parents' phone plan. (High School Acquaintance)

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Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?

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I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)

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Do you want to dance?

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Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

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Do you like rock & roll music? Well, good because I'm going to rock your world.

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Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

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Look I'm just trying to drink here, but you're very distracting.

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Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.

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You must be tired coz you've been running through my mind all night!

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What's your sign?

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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

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Buy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, "If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime. Here's my number ____."

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There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

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I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place! (If you wanna show you're a bad ass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

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Can I sit with you and buy you a drink so we can tell each other lies?

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I have a 401K now. That's a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)

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High school was hell… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?

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Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?

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Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

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I can't stop looking at you.

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I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you.

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

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Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

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Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)

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Wait until it gets near last call in a bar. Then find the drunkest looking woman in the place and walk up to her and say, "OK, let's go home."

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It's a shame sexting wasn't a thing when we were in high school. (High School Acquaintance)

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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

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You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)

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Wanna be my high school sweetheart? (High School Acquaintance)

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Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

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I hate singles bars. How about you?

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