barbecue-party pickup lines

First one to get hit in the head with a whiffle ball gets to be my boyfriend.

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You put a steak right. through. my. heart.

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More like salad undressing.

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I’m wearing SPF50+, which means you’re the only light in my life.

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Well lay me on a plank and infuse me with the lusty smell of cedar.

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I can bench-press an entire picnic.

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You’re spicier than a grill jalapeno.

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My heart is like a lump of charcoal for you

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Heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad.

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Have you got a permit for my HEARRRRT? Yes, yes you do.

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I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me.

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I heard potatoes mate for life.

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Deep inside of me, there’s a fire that burns for you, in a small National Parks barbecue pit.

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Hey gurl... You smell like barbecue sauce... And I like barbecue sauce

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Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

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I think I have a pickle slicer in my bedroom.

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Baby if youre worried about flare up, just try putting some Vaseline on it....Vaseline always gets the job done

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I'll show you my black iron pipe

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You say 'tomato,' I say 'let's get married.'

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Love cheeseburgers? Because I'm a Kraft Single.

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Am I a piece of lump charcoal baby? Because my wood is sure hard

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Stand too close to the fire, and you’ll smell like pork chops tomorrow.

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Girl u look so fine, i could possibly put u in a bowl and maybe make u a part of a complete meal

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Guy: Are you ketchup? Girl: No, Why? Guy: Because I'm mustard, we should get together on a wiener.

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Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

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Will you let me be the cheese in your hamburger?

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Damn girl! Was your dad a grill master? Because you are sizzling!

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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

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Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet, because you got a fine grind going on.

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I don’t know how to French kiss, but I do have Dijon. (point to barbecue apron)

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I know you’ve got a lot on your paper plate right now, but could we ketchup alone sometime?

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I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out.

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You seem like someone worth losing my eyebrows over.

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I know we just met, but will you marinade me?

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I’d like to see you s’more.

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You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like bbq sauce.

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Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

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Your name must be Jelly... because jam don't shake like that.

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You know what they say: When tongs rub up against eggplant slices, sparks will fly.

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When we've got the puck, they can't score.

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You make me feel like sauteed onions. In a good way.

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Just call me the D-livery man

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