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Baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.

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Aye girl are u a banana? Because you make me go OOH OOH AH AH.

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Babe, you are making me go bananas.

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Banana show anyone?

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You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

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What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

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Is that banana from Ecuador?

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Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...But you make my banana cream.

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Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana?' I mean, you know the joke 'orange you glad...?' What I'm saying is, I'd like to make out with you.

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Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?

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Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.

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Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

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Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.

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I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?

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I would get all the banana in the world para tu.

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Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you

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Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check.Fruit; Banana; Ice Cream

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Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA.

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There's a banana stand in my pants.Arrested Development

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Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my bananaFruit; Cherry; Banana

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Are you a monkey? I wanna feed you my banana.

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Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.

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our legs are like banana split, I want to spread them and eat the creamy good stuff in the middle.

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I’m bananas for you!

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You must be the top banana here.

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Can I call you Diddy Kong? Cuz you drive me bananas!

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Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

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Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

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Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.

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Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.

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Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

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Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

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Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.

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Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.

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You’re amazing, let’s never split!

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Are you a banana? Because I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

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Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.Cheerleader

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If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.

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Me want banana!

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Girl, I am the ripe one for you.

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I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

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Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

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Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you.

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Hey baby you want to share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

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Those bananas ain't got nothing on me.

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Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

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What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

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May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

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Baby I badly wanted to be the drizzle to your banana and strawberries.

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What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?

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Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

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Want to rush my banana?

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Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

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You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

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If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

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Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.

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Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

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Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.

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Peel me open for good time?

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I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

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Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.

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Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

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Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.

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Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

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I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel.

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Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

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Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

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I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

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Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

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Are you natural sunlight? Because you’ve ripened my banana.

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Peel me baby.

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I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.Fruit; Banana

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Nice bananas you have there, come to my place and let's make some banana cream pie with it.

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Want to play fruity? In this game I will pop up your cherry with my banana.

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Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand.

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Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.

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Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

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Time to whip out my banana.

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