archaeology pickup lines

Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!

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Would you like to examine my bone?

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I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.

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My, my you are a special find.

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I'll make your plumb bob!

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So, wanna get dirty?

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Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?

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Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

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What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!

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Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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Care to shine my trowel?

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Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!

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Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?

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Would you like to see my totem ?

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Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?

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Wanna share a trench?

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Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.

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Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?

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Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.

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You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...

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Fancy rimming my sherd?

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Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

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I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.

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Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!

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Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.

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I sure would like to calibrate your curves.

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Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.

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I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?

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Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

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Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Otzi the Iceman!

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Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !

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Can I excavate your mounds?

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Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?

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Baby, you make this Homo erectus.

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Hey baby, can I survey your features ?

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I’d like to excavate your site.

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I like your hotspot.

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I like my women like I like my DNA helicase - unzipping my genes.

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If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?

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You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.

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How about we take tis to dance floor and I'll sow you the Intertubercular Groove?

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Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?

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My, what a large ranging pole you have!

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Can I touch your tangible heritage?

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Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can sex me to 95% accuracy?

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Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.

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You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!

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You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !

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Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.

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Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.

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Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!

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Baby, your hotness is a social fact!

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