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Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.
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Did you know you could setup your iphone to be a remote control? Time to go somewhere remote where you can have total control.
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If you are trading up your iphone for a bigger size, maybe it's time to do so for your boyfriend as well.
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Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical, let's get to my pad.
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My iphone display had been really dark, you have shown me a brighter future.
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Girl, you look so amazing in that dress, beats the retina display sharp and vibrant any day.
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Girl you are so hot, if you are an app, you would get banned from the store.
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Did you just call me on my iphone? I felt something vibrating in my pocket.
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Babe your boyfriend is like an iPod, time to upgrade to this new iPhone.
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I think about you so much that I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.
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I have a feeling that I have destined to meet you, Apple map GPS rerouted me today for no reason.
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My fingers are like 3D touch, I could expand your pixel size and enhance your sensations.
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Why use an iphone case when it looks a lot sexier with nothing on, and you should do the same.
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Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.
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I AM happy to see you, and this hardness in my pants is not just my iphone.
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You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.
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I thought there's nothing as flawless as Apple products, and you have just proved me wrong.
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Did you know iPad and iPhone have assistive touch? I will touch you to get you where you want to go.
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I have everything apple, iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But missing you, iSad.
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Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.
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Girl you are so beautiful, apple Watch you the first moment you walked in.
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Hi there, have you tested out how to use your fingers to enlarge the pixel size?
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Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. Let's take off their cover and check, and we should do the same.
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Your text vibration pattern is 'heartbeat' because every time you text me, mine skips a beat.
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I need to call Heaven on my iphone because they lost one of their angels.
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Time to get some sweet loving recharge, so you can stop going down on me like my iphone's battery.
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Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.
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