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Girl, you’re more precious than the latest apple model on release day.

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When you touch me, the connection between us is the lightning cable.

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Babe, I would totally go down and FaceTime you.

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Wanna come over to my pad for some pinch-to-zoom action?

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Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

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My iphone display had been really dark, you have shown me a brighter future.

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Let's get the party started with our touch pads.

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If you are trading up your iphone for a bigger size, maybe it's time to do so for your boyfriend as well.

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Hi my name is Mac, once you go Mac, you never go back.

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Girl you are so hot, if you are an app, you would get banned from the store.

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Guys are like MacBooks, but this guy's a Pro who can really satisfy your needs.

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This iPencil is not the only thing that I know how to use.

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I am an app developer, care to show me your code.

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Want a drink at the Genius Bar?

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Babe, let's sync and see the magic happens.

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Girl, you look so amazing in that dress, beats the retina display sharp and vibrant any day.

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You and iphone totally belong together.

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How much does your iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice.

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Time to get some sweet loving recharge, so you can stop going down on me like my iphone's battery.

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If you were an iPhone, I would fondle and tap you all day!

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Girl you are so beautiful, apple Watch you the first moment you walked in.

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I think about you so much that I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

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Want to listen to my hookup playlist on iTunes?

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This iphone has all the latest features...except your number.

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I am a Pro at getting things going with a girl's click wheel.

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My fingers are like 3D touch, I could expand your pixel size and enhance your sensations.

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I can't wait to hook your apple products to my MacBook.

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Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.

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Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. Let's take off their cover and check, and we should do the same.

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Did you know iPad and iPhone have assistive touch? I will touch you to get you where you want to go.

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Are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you.

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I'd love to take a bite out of your sweet apple.

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Hey babe, iphone you now?

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Time to have some fun, Your iPad or mine?

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Why use an iphone case when it looks a lot sexier with nothing on, and you should do the same.

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I am Siri-ously in love with you.

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I'll always take care of you, I am all the AppleCare you'll ever need.

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I need to call Heaven on my iphone because they lost one of their angels.

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I have a feeling that I have destined to meet you, Apple map GPS rerouted me today for no reason.

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Girl are you an iphone? Because I could play with you all night.

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If you show me your apps, I’ll show you mine.

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Babe your boyfriend is like an iPod, time to upgrade to this new iPhone.

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Your text vibration pattern is 'heartbeat' because every time you text me, mine skips a beat.

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Hi there, have you tested out how to use your fingers to enlarge the pixel size?

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Did it hurt when you fell from iCloud?

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You are so beautiful, you do not need any iphone photo filters.

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You got me more excited than an Apple geek at Apple Store.

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Have you ever had iPhone sex?

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You make me overheat because my app is poorly optimized for your beauty.

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No more adobe flash me, just iMessage me the nudes.

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I AM happy to see you, and this hardness in my pants is not just my iphone.

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Babe, let's connect and Airdrop some love.

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Are you ready for some quality FaceTime, in person?

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Did you know you could setup your iphone to be a remote control? Time to go somewhere remote where you can have total control.

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Girl you are like a MacBook: smooth, sleek, and easy to carry around.

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Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.

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Who uses Microsoft anymore? We should have a Mac Party.

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Being with you makes me feel like I am on iCloud.

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I thought there's nothing as flawless as Apple products, and you have just proved me wrong.

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I have everything apple, iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But missing you, iSad.

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Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical, let's get to my pad.

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Did you just call me on my iphone? I felt something vibrating in my pocket.

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