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Does the hallway smell like chloroform to you?

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You’re more than just a neighbor. You are the reason I walk my dog every morning at 6:30.

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Can you take a look at my sink?

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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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You are like the dove outside my apartment window – free and special. Can I be your keeper?

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You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

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I love my apartment.

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Would you like a private tour of my apartment?

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I love your door mat.

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you got a neighbor in me.

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Are you the one who got locked out naked?

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Let me help you with your grocery.

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I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?

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Do you want to go to the HOA meeting with me?

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Hello my sexy single neighbor.

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Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.The Apartment

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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy an apartment, and that's kind of the same thing.

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I live in the apartment below you. Mind I install a skylight?

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I might not be an elevator, but you can still go down my shaft.

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I love looking outside my window and watching you sunbathing on the side of community pool.

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I know the best restaurant in town... my place.

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Your voice is angelic. I can hear you singing in the shower.

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Hey, did you just move in? I could give you some helpful insight.

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Before you move down the hall, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

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I left my pants in your apartment, could we go get them?

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I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

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I want to bang you on top of the washers in the laundry room.

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Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?

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Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.

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Hi, I live across the hall from you. You sure look pretty through the peep hole.

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The mailman accidently places your letters in my mailbox.

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If love were an elevator, I'd ride you all day long.

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Do you want to come over and watch porn on my mirror?

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I'm required by state law to introduce myself.

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What an beautiful dog you have just like its owner!

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Do you live in apartment 68? You go down on me, and I will owe you one.

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Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

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Do you want to come over and share a pizza?

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I love lying on the poolside and checking you out.

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The laundry room is load of fun.

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I am like the bugs in the apartment. You can never get rid of me.

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My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

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Where is the rent?

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My apartment smells of rich mahogany, you should take off all your clothes.

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The elevator isn't the only thing going up.

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