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I must have been a real good boy, because you're a real treat.

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You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

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Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

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Take me to the loony bin, because you're bacon me crazy.

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Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.

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Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

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I am tired of online play, let's take our relationship to the next level with party play.

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Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

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Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

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My island is missing an important villager, you.

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You are one hoot mama!

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Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.

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If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

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Animal instinct. When faced with danger, seek refuge in the herd.

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Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

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There is always space on my island for this sexy lady.

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Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

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Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

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Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you.

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Are you using the island design app? Because you just got the permit to transform my heart.

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

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Are you free? My island's turnip price is 624 now.

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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

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I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you

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I don't need any special events, because every day spent with you is special.

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Do you know frogs can eat any animals? Because this frog is about to eat your pussy tonight.

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Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.

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Feeling wild, baby? That's okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.

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If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

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Are you a hacker for Animal Crossing? Because you just made this softwood into hardwood.

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Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

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They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)

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Babe, no House is A-Ok, we can do it in the tent.

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Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

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Hey babe, why don't you open up those gates and let me come in.

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So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

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Let's be Best Friends so I could dig up your island and deflower you.

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Do you have animal affection trait, because babe I will be an animal for you tonight.

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Babe, did you just make a wish? My Star Wand is here to make your clothes fall off.

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Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

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Is your spirit animal the beaver? Because I know where you can get some wood.

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Do you fly often to other islands? My gate is always open for you.

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Nice island you got there.

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Are you Wisp? Offer me something that I don't have yet, and I will say I want you.

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What bait do I need to catch this rare beauty of yours?

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I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

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Girl I got bells.

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If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

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Girl, the only villager I want on my island is you.

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Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

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Is it too soon too invite you to live on my island?

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Did I ever mention that I'm a Navy Seal?

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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

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I make sure to use every part of the animal

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Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you.

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Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

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I'll let you Unleash the Animal...

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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!

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Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone

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Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi

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Feel free to shake my tree anytime, but can I pick your flowers?

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Babe, let's do it animal style anytime.

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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

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It's time to take our relationship to the next level, let's be Best Friends.

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My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

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I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction'

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Are you ready for a long adventure? My golden tools last longer than anyone.

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Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?

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Polly wanna tap that

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Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

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Girl, I want to craft some sweet loving with you on my workbench.

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Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

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Girl, I am no Crazy Redd, the only love I have for you is real.

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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Yo baby, mind if I crab your ass?

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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

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Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

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Hey babe, want to reach for my hard to get tarantula?

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Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y

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Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

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You are the perfect piece of art. Every time I see you my face gets Crazy Redd.

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Girl, you are adorable five stars.

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If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

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Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

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You must be my backyard, because I really dig you.

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Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

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Out of everyone's island, I love yours the most because it is the only one with you in it.

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Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.

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I'm an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf)

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If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

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Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long.

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Babe, I want to plant my seeds in you.

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Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks.

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Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently

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Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

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I hope you're a druid, 'cuz this animal wants to be...handled.

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Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

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Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

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Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

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Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted...

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

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Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

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Want to see how I could make your Manilla clams squirt?

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You are the New Horizon that I have been looking for all my life.

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Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

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Are you a Turnip? Because I am checking you out every day and spoil you on Sunday.

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Babe, did you lose your stuffed animal? You can always cuddle with me.

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Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this dick

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How do I unlock you as a villager?

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Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

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Your heart is my mystery island, I long for it every night.

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Girl, shake my wood for some tasty rewards.

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I'm a lion: Meow

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Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

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I can visit your island all day long.

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Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

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Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

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Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

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I swear, I'm an animal in bed.

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Girl, you could have these iron nuggets anytime you want.

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Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

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Girl, I want to hammer you and craft you all night long.

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Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.

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We'll behave like animals, swing from tree to tree. (Southern Girl)Incubus

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

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If you where a sheep I would clone you

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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

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What's your spirit animal?

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From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

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I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.

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You wanna see a donkey show?

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