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My aim may not be very good, but I will keep trying until I get it in there.

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Birds are never angry after I've played with them.

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Red are red, the Blues are blue, you're one Angry Bird, which is why I dig you.

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Are you the Blues? Because good things come in three – me, myself, and you.

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Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.

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My aim is so precise that when I knock on your door - I'll blow you away.

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I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

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You are the TNT.

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Are you Stella? Because you are the sweetest.

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You must be an angry bird? Because you are awfully cute when you are angry.

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Why should I play with angry birds when I have you?

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I'm an eggcellent lover.

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I'm the BOMB!

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I will show you my special moves.

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Wanna come over to check out my slingshot?

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No fortress can stop me from getting to you

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Are you Red? Because I love your unibrow.

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Are you Chuck? Because you are fast and furious.

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You are one bad piggy.

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Are you Matilda? Because I love your big heart.

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I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.

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I can make it with one shot.

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You know what else is BIG like Terence?

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I'm so full of love I could explode.

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I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.

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If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.

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You are more precious than the eggs.

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You are addictive like the Angry Birds game.

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Is that a slingshot in your pocket or are you excited to see me?

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You knock me out!

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I'm an angry bird, but I feel happy when I'm with you.

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Are you Bubbles? Because I can't hide my sweets from you.

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Let's be lovebirds.

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