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Wanna go over and watch the funnies buck?

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I got an amusement park in my pants.

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I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

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Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

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Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

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Want to see Goofy's playhouse?

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Would you like to go on a ride with me?

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I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

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You, me, amusement park?

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Wanna hold my corn dog?

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Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.

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Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

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I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

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Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

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Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses

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Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

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I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

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I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.

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Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

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Wow! Did you grow those yourself?

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I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

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Nicest melons at the fair, honey! Sweet and succulent-looking, ya’ know?

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I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

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Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

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Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

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Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

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I see you already have the buns.

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I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!

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I'll show you a ride with no wait time.

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If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe

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Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water. It's harder than the pudding wrestling.

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Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

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You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick

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I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?

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I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

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How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

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Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

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You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".

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Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?

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You have to be this tall to ride this ride.

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy! (mechanical bull)

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I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

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Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

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Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".

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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

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Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?

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Want to share a locker?

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I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

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