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Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

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Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

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Are you Amazon, because I want to get in your Buy Box.

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Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top.

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Babe, do you work on Amazon, you must ship you and I together.

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Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

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Are you my package from Amazon? I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

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Do you work at Amazon? Cause I've got a feeling me and you need to be shipped

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Babe I work on database in Amazon, let me turn your Oh's into Aw's.

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Girl, are you from the Amazon? Cause there's no instant gratification than you.

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Do you have Amazon Prime? Because you are about to get my package.

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Girl are you Amazon, Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

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Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

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No Netflix & Chill for me; I want Amazon Prime and Quality Time.

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Babe, let's start our own Amazon original series.

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Girl are you on Amazon? Because You are on my wishlist.

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Babe, I got Amazon in my pocket. Come experience the wonders of my hot fire stick.

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Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

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Babe are you Amazon FBA fullfillment center? Because I would like to load you up with my goods.

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AWS servers don't go down, but I do.

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Are you my package from Amazon? Because I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

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Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

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Are you Amazon? Because you have everything I want.

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Babe, no matter how you like it, this Amazon boy can satisfy your desire with my multi-channel fulfillment.

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Are you my Amazon order? Because you’re a total complete package.

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Do you work for Amazon, because I can see you handling my package.

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Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime? Because I would like to subscribe you and use you every day.

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Are you Alexa? Because I want you in my life.

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Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

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Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

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Girl, you do need no Amazon Smile, I will give you whatever money you want.

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Are you Amazon Fire? Because you are burning hot.

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Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

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Babe I don't want no Amazon Kindle, the only one that I want to Kindle is you.

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Babe, get me on Prime Day and I promise to come inside as soon as I can.

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